Wednesday, October 8, 2008

What word?

Today is my visit with the oral doctor. Technically in a little more than 12 hours, I'll be sitting in the office, awaiting my turn for a visit with the good doctor. I'm a little apprehensive about the possible pain that's going to come with it but meh, whatever. :)

Half of Tuesday, I thought it was Monday. So if you got any kind of comment or e-mail from me wishing you a good Monday yesterday just ya know, know that I meant Tuesday. D'oh.

I was eating one of those fun sized bags of M&M's candies on Tuesday and about halfway through, I noticed I was eating them in order of color. I think the brown or the yellows were the first ones gone. I know when I noticed I had them sectioned out into little groups by color and was eating them one color group at a time, I had only green, blue and red left. I didn't consciously remember sectioning them out into color groups though. I just looked at them halfway through and it clicked that hey, look what you're doing! I thought about it some more and tried to think of other things I might do this with. I came up with nothing. Then again, I didn't realize until today I did that with the M&M's. I'll have to watch what I'm doing now to see if any other compulsive little things pop up that I didn't realize before.

Boyfriend also has a doctor's appointment today. He's been sick the last few days and Tuesday he started having an issue that was a bit more worrisome than his other ailments. So he quickly made an appointment with his family physician for this afternoon to see if everything's okay or not. I'm hoping it's nothing bad. *Sigh*

Friday night is the season opener for my Dallas Stars! We play the Columbus Blue Jackets. I'll be at work but hopefully I can get the game recorded so I can watch it later. :) Hoooorrrraaaaayyyy!


You Are Impact


You are very unique and quite striking. You are forceful and aggressive.

You never go unnoticed, and people recognize your power instantly.

While you make your presence known, your message is a bit fuzzy.

You are not the easiest person to understand, and you're not one for details.



You Should Call Your Boobs



Slap & Tickle






What Your Halloween Habits Say About You



You love the drama of Halloween. You definitely like to have the best costume around - and everyone noticing you.

No one quite understands you, but everyone also sort of worships you. And that's exactly how you like it.

Your inner child is open minded, playful, and adventurous.

Your fears are irrational and varied. It's hard to predict what you may be afraid of on any given day.

You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it.

You are unique, expressive, and a trendsetter. Your ideal Halloween costume is over the top and one of a kind.


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sick and stuff

Normally, I would be playing TMI Tuesday today. I'll be skipping it again this week. It's not that I don't like the questions. I do. I find them to be very good and very thought provoking. I just don't feel up to such thought provoking and in depth questions right now.

I'm not feeling so well. I've thrown up a little too much. I felt fine earlier in the day Monday but closer to work, I started feeling badly. I went to the store and got some Dayquil and Nyquil. I took the Dayquil before work. I ended up throwing up at work.
I ended up leaving work Monday night after only being there for 2 hours and 40 minutes. Mostly because I was feeling sick. Partly because I was upset and insanely worried about my brothers.

I have two younger brothers, one 22 and one 13. They were out and about on Monday doing some guy stuff, just spending some time together. Without too many details, they got into an accident and my brother ended up flipping and rolling his truck.
My mom called me at work to tell me and I felt my already aching stomach hit the ground as she told me what happened. For lack of a more eloquent way to say it, his truck is seriously FUCKED UP. I'm just happy they weren't hurt worse. Seeing how shattered, smashed and crushed up that truck was and knowing they were inside it when it turned in to what it is now... I can't even begin to understand how they came out as unscathed as they did. It's incredibly amazing that they were not hurt more than they were. I won't post a picture of it but if you were to see it, you'd wonder how in the world they both got out of that with only small cuts, bruises and sore bodies. Honestly, it puzzles me but I don't really care about the how or why. I'm just happy I didn't have to go to a hospital somewhere to see them after their accident.

*Sigh* Anyway.... :)

I got some jersey knit cotton sheets recently. Otherwise known as the "t-shirt" sheets, lol. Those things are so so comfortable. I love them. I found a queen sized set for only 20 dollars. All black too. I was happy about that. I washed them Monday night and put them on the bed. I love freshly washed and dried sheets. They feel and smell wonderful.

Tomorrow is that day again. Weird Wednesday. Yep yep. I think it's my turn for posting up questions tomorrow. I need to check on that actually, lol. Questions usually show up early, around 9 or 10 pm central time Tuesday nights. Gives people plenty of time to join in the Wednesday Weirdness. So come play with us.

Wednesday is also my next date with the oral doctor. That is, if I'm feeling better then. If not, I'll have to reschedule for next week. I'm really hoping this sick shit is just a little 24 hour virus that has been going around here recently. Bleeeh.

I'm usually not asleep until 3 AM or later. Mainly because I get off work so late at night and get home late. I'm usually off work between 12:30 AM to 2:30 AM, depending on what night it is. So I'm getting home from work between 1 AM and 3 AM. I always get a shower and then it takes me a WHILE to get sleepy so boo. I think tonight
I'm actually going to be in bed before 3 AM! Woohoo. I'm so freaking tired though. I was talking on the phone with my boyfriend and kept almost falling asleep with the phone stuck to my ear. Ooops. He loves me. :D

Happy Tuesday y'all!

Monday, October 6, 2008

My friend calls me a Gypsy but I disagree

Late Sunday night, after work, I was on my laptop. Checking e-mail and checking some other things. I signed on to a messenger to see if a friend of mine who is usually on late at night was on. I hadn't talked to him in almost a month and his cell is currently off. He wasn't on his messenger, so I sent him an e-mail. I couldn't believe I hadn't talked to him in almost a month. It's weird how time passes by so quickly. I feel like I just turned 23 and yet my birthday was in June. It's fucking October already. Where the hell did the summer go?

One of the things I wonder about most is not living life.
I like to do what I want. Sometimes it's reckless, dangerous and flat out stupid. I have fun though. Sometimes it's nothing of interest to anyone but me. Sometimes to people around me too. I enjoy life and I have encountered a lot of weird, interesting and unbelievable things. I get into weird situations, happen upon different things, experiment with a variety of things and have a healthy curiosity in... well, almost anything. Which is cool, for me. I want to see the world. I've met a lot of people. Some I remember and suspect I'll never forget in some ways.

My friend did sign on shortly after the e-mail I sent him. We got to talking and I ended up staying up way later that I had intended to. He was telling me about how he met a new girl recently who had really turned his world upside down. In a good way. He told me about some of the changes he's started that's really made a difference for him. I won't detail those things out because that's private, his stuff, not mine to tell. For the first time in the last few years though, he's happy as hell. It was like talking to a different person almost.

In him talking about her opening his eyes to new things, it got me thinking. I remembered talking to a man that opened mine and one of my friends eyes up to living life versus just existing in life.

When I was 18, I was downtown hanging out between clubs with some friends. We met this homeless guy hanging out between a pub and a tattoo parlor. This guy was trying to get money out of people. Just for food. We were sitting outside close by him trying to figure out if we were going to go to a party at one person's house or if we were going to head to a bon fire at the beach. We were sitting there, talking on laughing and the homeless man made his way a little closer to us. I remember he asked if we had some change to spare. One of my friend's asked what he wanted it for. He said food. There was a Whattaburger in the beginning of downtown. Easily a 10 minute walk from where we were sitting. She told the homeless guy we were going to go walk over there and bring him a burger and to wait right there. So, we walked over, got some stuff to eat and drink for ourselves and my friend grabbed a burger and a drink for the homeless guy too. She gave it to him and we went back to sitting on the bench and curb, eating and drinking. The homeless guy moved away from us and ate his food. He ended up coming back over and thanking us. Then he started talking. Saying he used to be a police officer. Saying he was married but then his wife and daughter died in an auto accident. Said he got depressed after that and never snapped out of it. He stopped caring about himself once they were gone. Ended up losing his job. Losing his house. Losing everything. He said he tried a few times but never cared enough to get his life back on track. So, that was how he got to where he was now. Being homeless. Scrounging dumpsters and taking hand outs where he could get them. He said some times he didn't eat for days and he just didn't care. He said life seemed non-essential once he lost his wife and daughter. He said he'd tried to commit suicide several times but could never go through with it. He didn't care enough to truly live any longer but he didn't want to die. I remember my friend asking him if he felt like he was dead inside already. He just laughed at my friend. I remember asking him how long he'd been homeless. He said only for four years. He said it felt like an eternity.
This was 5 years ago and I still remember this guy and most of the stuff we all asked him and that he talked about. A lot of what he said didn't make sense. He rambled a lot and looked like he wasn't all there. I always wondered about the guy. I still wonder about that guy once in a while. I wonder if he ever snapped out of it and started caring to try and live again. I wonder about if he ever finally had it in him to go through with one of his suicidal thoughts. I wonder if he moved on to somewhere else, floating along and surviving in such a minimal way. If he was still in that area, scrounging and sleeping at benches, asking for change to go buy food. If he turned in to someone who found solice in liquor or some kind of drug. I'll never know what happened to that guy but I think I'll always wonder about him.

I remember that at 18, shortly after the encounter with that man, a friend of mine and I were talking about him again. My friend was asking me if I believed the man or if I thought he was just out for sympathy. I doubted it was anything like that. He didn't try to get another thing out of us. He just wanted to talk is what it seemed like. My friend and I talked more about the man and the situation. What ifs. Various scenarios. How we think we might handle such a tragedy. We talked for a while about the man and at the end of it, we both decided that we were never going to just exist in life. We decided that no matter what, as long as we were alive, we were going to live. I think one of the worst things to do is just coast through life, not really living it. Not enjoying it. Not trying new things or even doing things you love. To me anyway, that's an awful way to live. I'm not criticizing anyone and saying the way you live is wrong. It's your life, live it whatever way you want, however you want.

I know it drives certain people crazy that I don't have a real set and defined plan for my life. It bothers me some times too because I think I need a career, I need to get moving, I need to do this and I need to do that. It's what people do. That's the way it goes. Blah blah blah. This gets these people tagging me as lazy, indecisive and a slacker. None of those things are true. Some people misunderstand me. Partly, that's my fault because I keep so much of who and what I am closed off from so many that they don't know much about me or they only know a different version of me. Someone I'm not anymore. That would be my fault in part for not letting them see what's really here. Partly their fault for not trying to know either.

The thing is, getting a nice career with a nice salary isn't that important to me. I always work. In some way. I always find ways to make money and make things work out and do it legally too, lol. I know that soon, once I get other things taken care of, I'm going to commit to school. I'll get it done and I'll have my career in X amount of years. I'll be doing this, that and the other thing a few years later than other people. I'll be the older one there. To some, it will be because they think I slacked off and fucked around. I don't see it that way and don't think I ever will. I don't see a point in rushing it. I don't see a point in stressing myself out trying to do too much at once. I don't care to follow the standard that most people go by. I want my life in my own time, so to speak.
I don't want to spend my life stressed and unhappy half of the time because I hate my job and hate my life. The only life I am going to know is the one I'm living now. I don't want to look back on it when I'm old and see nothing but stress, turmoil and more bad times than good.

You can call me idealistic. Call me stupid. Irrational. Full of shit. Naive. Call me whatever you want. I probably won't care, no matter who you are. You're entitled to your opinion just as much as Joe Six Pack is, lol. I know that to me, I am none of those things. To some, I come across that way and see that way. That's fine too. People are subjective and perception is a funny little thing.

All I truly want out of life is to be happy and to enjoy the time that I'm here. You can't escape the bad times and everyone has to grow up. You have to have the bad in life, it balances things out. Stress and hardship help you learn and grown. Or it doesn't and you end up stuck in a bad place for too long. The bad is inevitable and I believe it's necessary too.
It doesn't mean you have to stop living and stop enjoying life though. Life goes by too damn fast for you to spend the majority of your time stressed and unhappy.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Saturday Survey

Has anyone (other than you) touched or smacked your butt in the last 24 hours?
Lol... nope.


Ever accidentally walked into the opposite genders bathroom in a public setting?
D'oh yeah. Not in a while though. I generally try to pay attention to where I'm going but sometimes I'm preoccupied or scatter brained and meh, it happens.


Ever intentionall walked into the opposite genders bathroom in a public setting?
Yes, lol. I've done that twice intentionally, both times on a dare. Silly stuff.


Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes. I've ended up somewhere and the pool looked good but I didn't have anything to swim in so usually the pants left but the rest stayed and in I went. I've been pushed in fully clothed too many times though. One time that pissed me the fuck off because it ruined the shoes I had on not to mention ruined the cell phone in my back pocket.


Do you think you are an argumentative person?
Nope! I KNOW I am, lol.


Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
All relationships have their difficulties. :)


Are your ears gauged?
Nope.


Do gauged ears bother you?
Meh, the smaller ones are okay but the bigger ones, like where I can get my thumb through the hole you stretched in your ear lobe.... ick. The ones where I can get multiple fingers or ya know, a kiwi through.... EWW.


Have you ever gotten a hotel room with the only purpose being to have sex in it?
Yeah.


When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Sometimes. Sometimes, I know I have to get up and those are the days I angrily punch the button to shut the noise maker off. :)


What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
None, I don't cry during movies or because of movies.


Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Oh I have quite a few of those, lol.


Do you ever have to beg?
For what? I never seriously beg for anything. I don't want anything that bad that I can't get or do myself.


What's something weird about you that most people don't know?
When I was little, I rarely ever climbed trees. I always said I just couldn't do it and sometimes made the effort to pretend to try. I always grabbed ahold of the branch and "tried" to climb but usually never made it. The truth was I was always afraid the tree would suddenly fall over with me in it. :)


What is your ideal marriage location?
No clue really. I don't put much thought into anything marriage related.


Burial or cremation?
Cremation. Then, I want people to stir my ashes in one of my favorite scented body lotions and wear me so I can keep their skin smelling good and feeling soft.

I'm kiiiiidding. :) I dunno honestly.


Are you competitive?
Oh hell yes. :)


What is something you like to always do alone?
Uhh... most things in the bathroom I prefer to do without any company.
Draw. That one because I get nervous and mess up if someone is watching me or even around me.


Can you type with your eyes closed?
Yes I can! I typed this with my eyes closed. This too. Look at me go. Amazing huh? Wow, I'm talented. Woo hoo. Just a little bit more. I wonder if I've missed anything yet. Hmmm... I could do this all day. It's actually kind of fun. Okay, I'll stop now. :p ---D'oh, the smiley face is all I messed up on as it should have been ":)" instead of ":p" but ":p" works so.... :p.


Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?
Yes, yes I can. :)


What is something you got excited about in the last 24 hours?
My boyfriend was shopping and ran across some glow sticks, since it's Halloween and tons of stores have them out around then. He asked me if I wanted some and said he'd send them to me with some other stuff he was getting me. I got excited about the glow sticks. I fucking love glow sticks like you wouldn't believe. I'm a loser like that. <3>Can you stand the sight of blood?
Oh yeah! It doesn't bother me at all. :)


Can you read palms or tarot cards?
Negative.


Can you ask for help when you need it?
After I've tried a time or two or five to get whatever it is done, lol. I don't prefer to ask for help but I can when I really need to.


Can you name two types of clouds without looking up/googling/searching online for them?
Stratus and nimbus.. I believe, lol.


Do you know what CPR stands for without asking someone/looking it up/googling it?
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. =D


How late did you stay up Thursday night and why?
Random day to pick, lol. Actually, I was up until 9 AM Friday morning. My stomach was killing me all night and I couldn't sleep because it was hurting so bad. I finally got up and threw up a few times between like 7:30 and 9 AM and then passed out.


Who changed your life the most this year so far?
Me. :)


Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle means you're sexually frustrated?
Maybe I'm just frustrated of the non-sexual variety. Or bored. Or self-destructive and taking it out on the bottle! Or pissed off. Or... a variety of other things.


What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Wake up. :)


Do you enjoy writing in pens with colored ink?
Oh it just makes my day so much better.


Are you a sarcastic person?
Me? Pssh. Lol. :)


Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Uhh.... Artistic Girl. We are such polar opposites but we get along so well, it's not even funny.


What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch, Italian or Ceasar. Depends on the components of the salad. :)


What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A couple cases of stuff at work. Not really heavy but they're heavier than things I normally lift, lol.


Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes! I've even had a bona fide concussion and had a Russian guy give me a CAT scan. I couldn't understand a lot of what he was saying but I remember he was trying to keep my claustrophobic ass calm. ;)


Have you ever saved someones life?
Meh, a long time ago I got my friend out of the street when she was drunk and stumbled in front of a car and damn near got run down. Who says she would have died if she got hit though? So maybe. Another time I helped a very stupid girl when she did too many drugs at once and the person with her didn't have a clue what to do with her. She got lucky she didn't die and I doubt that had a whole lot to do with me though.


Has someone ever saved your life?
When I was 5, a random man coming home from the army saved my life. Long story there. My mom saved me from drowning once. I've almost died several times actually, I think. Kind of scary. My friend Michael saved my life another time. I think someone else did too but not in the context of the question. I'll never really know for sure on that one though and I'm fine with that.


Do you prefer tile, hardwood or carpet flooring in your home?
Meh. I like all of them for different rooms, lol.


What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?
Six years. He was older than me.


If you weren't straight, what person (ONLY PICK ONE) of the same sex would you do?
One, I'm bisexual so... Lol. Two, Bianca Beauchamp. Ohmywow.


Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
What? Lol... Nope, never did that.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Hockey HNT <3

The first game of the 2008/2009 hockey season for my Dallas Stars is Friday night, October 10th! I've been paying attention to the training camp and pre-season hoopla but the 10th is the day I've been looking forward to most. Oh hell yeah. I may be 2,000 some odd miles away in California but I still love my Stars. I'm even wanting to go see them when they road trip out here to play San Jose or maybe Anaheim. I will happily take my ass, clad in Stars shirt and all, into the opposing arena and deal with the mass of Californian hockey fans around me. *grin* I love hockey season. I have to work Friday night but y'all know I'll have people texting me game updates while I work. ;) I'll also hopefully to be able to watch the game later if we can DVR it, which should be no problem. If it gets DVR'd, I will be telling people not to text me so I can watch the game after I get off work. Woohoo. I'm excited. *happy sigh*

Also, I'm loving my iPod. I only have 267 songs out of my tons and tons of music downloaded on to it so far but it's greatness so far. :)


HNT_1





Happy Thursday!!!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Rawr and stuff

Today I have a date with a new oral doctor. I am just going for an initial exam and nothing serious. I'm hoping it goes well because from what I know of how they do things there, I think I'll prefer it to what I was going to have to deal with with the previous oral surgeon I was set to see. I don't know but this afternoon, I'll definitely find out. I'm actually excited to go to the appointment where as with the previous guy I was so anxious that I was feeling sick. I think that's a good sign. We'll see how I'm feeling as the time ticks down though. :)

Don't forget to go play Wednesday Weirdness y'all. I'm passing on doing it here today. ;)

So, I did it! Tuesday, I decided I wanted to go to Best Buy and spend some money. I probably shouldn't have but oh well. I honestly didn't care too much, lol. I purchased my very first iPod. I know, I know. Please contain the overall excitement of this news. Lol. I have my first apple product. Woohoo. I'm having my music from my current media player transferred over to the iTunes player now. I got the iPod Nano in the orange color that happens to match my Samsung cell phone.

I also got the movie Iron Man. Yeah, yeah. I know, lots of you didn't care for it but I dig it. :) I got the new Slipknot CD too. I was sketchy on that because Slipknot CD's are so hit and miss with me. Sometimes I love their CD's and sometimes I can't stand them. So, I sent a text to my friend Philly and asked him if the new CD was any good. Out of everyone I know, I tend to trust his opinion of certain bands and CD's more than anyone because we tend to agree way more often than not. He sent a text back immediately, urging me to buy the CD because he loved it and was positive I would at the very least, dig it. So, I got it. I listened to it on the drive back home. I definitely like it. The sound is a little different, a little more back to what it was at first. More singing on the tracks too. I love it. Two songs in particular really, really stuck out to me. They're beautiful. Maybe I'll share which songs they are one of these days. Even if the music isn't your cup of tea, it's the lyrics you'd need to see. The depth and the meaning I can find in the lyrics of those two songs is amazing. I love when I hear a song I can so fully and deeply relate to. *happy sigh*

Also, while in Best Buy, I had to struggle with not buying House Season 4. I wanted it SO SO bad but I was already spending more than enough money. Soon though, I will have House Season 4. :D

Happy Wednesday!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

You won't find it here.

I was debating posting something here but then I actually stopped and thought about it. I took the time to write it out which didn't take long because it was rather short. Then I thought about it some more and decided against posting it. To most it won't mean shit. I doubt it would cause problems but who knows? Sometimes, I can't predict how the people in my real life will react to things they see on here. Which, in my opinion, is what they get for checking out something where I don't do a lot of censoring. They may see things they don't want to see or read things they don't want to read but it's whatever. Like anyone else, they choose to come here and choose to read and see the things they do. Even still, that doesn't mean I have to be an ass just because I can and just because I know who in my real life reads here and who doesn't. I know some people would think I'm being dramatic, arrogant or smug but whatever, you're as entitled to your own opinion as I am to mine. Anyway, it makes me happy I only spent about ten minutes working on that thing I wrote before this, lol.

So... I was supposed to call the dental office on Monday but I forgot until I was driving to work Monday evening at around 5:45 pm. Kind of late to call since they don't stay open late on Monday. I set a reminder on my phone to call Tuesday afternoon though. I was really pissed at myself for not remembering but it doesn't matter now, lol. At least later today, I'll have the reminder on my phone to remind me if I happen to forget again. Thank you technology! Lol.

I fucking *love* my graphic novels by Laurell K. Hamilton. Those things rock. I started on my second one yesterday. I was scouring Barnes and Noble for them and found Guilty Pleasures Volumes 1 and 2. I was seriously disappointed though with the selection of graphic novels the B & N closest to me has. They have a very poor selection of graphic novels and the tiny section they have on it isn't even organized so I had to go through everything trying to find what I was looking for. I found GP Volume 1 between X-Men and Iron Man books. I found GP Volume 2 two rows down next to some Stephen King Dark Tower graphic novels. I asked the girl who worked there if it was ever organized and she said the only order they put it in is DC or Marvel with everything else just randomly stuck between. Hrmph. I miss the B&N back home, lol. They had a relatively big selection AND it was in alphabetical order AND separated appropriately. My boyfriend makes fun of me for how excited I get when I find one I don't have or when a new one I want is coming out. I don't care though.
I'm a dork. I love comic books and graphic novels as much as I love other books. Mmmm. :D

I usually play TMI Tuesday today but I'm going to skip it here this week, I'll do this nifty little word association thing instead.

This is calle​d “FIRS​T REACT​IONS QUIZ”​.​​ You have to type the FIRST thing​ that comes​ to mind whene​ver you hear these​ 30 thing​s.​​ You can’t​ think​ and go back and chang​e your answe​rs.​​

Beer:​​ Budweiser Select.

McDon​ald'​​s:​​ Nasty.

Purpl​e:​​ The color highlights I want in my hair.

Stero​ids:​​ Spandex, eww.

Carto​ons:​​ Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!

Tuppe​rware​:​​ Leftovers, lol.

Flori​da:​​ "WE LOVE IT HERE!" Lol!

Santa​ Claus​:​​ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiiiiire!

Hallo​ween:​​ is amazing!

Alice​:​​ The Mad Hatter.

Myspa​ce:​​ I spend too much time on there, lol.

Clown​s:​​ Creepy.

Marri​age:​​ Isn't for everyone and you shouldn't do it if you can't make the commitment. ;)

Paris​:​​ A little cafe downtown with outside tables with awesome coffee and pastries.

Patty​:​​ Charlie Brown

Blond​es:​​ Pink.

One Night​ Stand​s:​​ Trojan man!

Donal​d Trump​:​​ I'm rich bitch!

Never​land:​​ Volcano.

Pixie​s:​​ A wave of mutilation.

Word:​​ Fuckstick.

Vanil​la Ice Cream​:​​ Needs to have Reese's mixed in to make it extra tasty.

Hoote​rs:​ Boobs.

High Schoo​l Music​al:​ Merchandise.

Pajam​as:​​ Comfy cozy.

Woody​:​​ There's a snake in my boot!

Your Ex: Turned into a meth head.

Your Partn​er'​​s Ex: Must suck because she didn't get to stay around, bwahaha.

Your First​ Kiss:​​ Giggles.

Big Bird:​​ Grover and Cookie Monster.

Chris​tmas:​​ Sucky music.

Paren​ting:​​ BIRTH CONTROL PEOPLE.

Drugs​:​​ In the past.

Frien​ds:​​ Come and go but a few stay forever.

Tatto​os:​​ Art.

Divor​ce:​​ Expensive.

Cheat​ing:​​ Taxes.