A tale of the guy who couldn't pee in the cup....

Warning: Gross and possibly offensive language/subject matter is ahead of you. Proceed with caution. If you end up grossed out or offended by anything, don't say I didn't warn you. ;)

I love my friends but sometimes the texts I get from them... I don't even know. And the conversations that spawn from random text messages? Here's one from yesterday, copied right out of my phone's inbox.

Guy Friend: "I need your help. Serious question here. I'm at the clinic and need to pee in a cup. I drank a couple bottles of water before I came but it's not making me have to pee."

Me: "Where is the question in all of that?

Guy Friend: "How much pee is a sufficient amount? I've only got like 1/8 of the cup filled. Am I good? If not, don't reply, just bring beer. That shit makes me piss like a racehorse."

Me: "That's probably not enough. Go ask how much they need for it to be sufficient. I don't work there, I'm not going to know."

Guy Friend: "I do not want to go ask how much pee I have to have in the cup. I'll look like an idiot. Can't you Google it or something?"

Me: "If you want it Google'd you should just use your iPhone. Don't be such a baby. They've heard worse and dumber questions before, you tool."

Guy Friend: "JUST BRING ME A COUPLE BEERS. I'LL BE ABLE TO FILL 3 CUPS IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES IF YOU BRING BUD LIGHT."

Me: "I'M NOT BRINGING BEER TO THE CLINIC FOR YOU. STOP BEING A TWAT AND GO ASK HOW MUCH FUCKING PEE YOU NEED IN THE CUP."

Guy Friend: "I'll just wait it out and hope the water makes me have to pee soon."

Me: "You take too long in there and they might think you're in there jerking off. I bet that would be even more awkward for you since you're scared to go ask about pee."

Guy Friend: "They're not going to think that."

Me: "Who takes this long to pee? What else are you doing in there assuming you're in there with your junk hanging out?"

Guy Friend: "You're not funny and they're not going to jump to that conclusion."

Guy Friend: "Great, now I can't even go ask how much pee I need in the cup because I'm worried they're going to think I was in here spanking it. Thanks. A fucking lot."

Me: "It's what I do. I get in your head and fuck shit up."

Guy Friend: " Why are we friends?"

Me: "No idea. Now seriously, go ask before they really start wondering what's going on in there. The longer you take, the more they'll wonder. They might even come knock on the door."

Guy Friend: "I don't want to go ask. I'm pretty sure this isn't enough but I don't know how much I need to squeeze out. Why didn't they tell me how much they needed before they sent me back here?"

Me: "If you don't go ask, I know where you're at. I will call and tell them you're in the restroom afraid to ask how much urine they need for a sufficient sample and have someone go back there to talk to you."

Guy Friend: "DON'T DO THAT."

Me: "Looking up their phone number now...."

Guy Friend: "Fine, I'm going to ask. Put Google away, jackass."

Me: "You better really be going to ask. Text me back and tell me how much you need in like two minutes or I'm calling up there."

Guy Friend: "Half a cup at least. They gave me some ice water with a few lemons in it."

Me: "Turn on the sink and listen to the running water. Or get on youtube and find a video of a waterfall or something."

Guy Friend: "This is ridiculous, fuck. I drank enough water and that water with the lemons was disgusting. I should be able to fill the cup by now."

Me: "Probably performance anxiety? Maybe some stage fright? Your urine is against medical testing and silently protesting?"

Guy Friend: "You're hilarious but not at all helpful here."

After probably 5 minutes, he sent me a picture of the cup full of his urine. I'll spare y'all the imagery there because I really could have done without it personally. Though he said it was in retaliation for me being somewhat of an ass while he was freaking out over the whole ordeal. And it was only pee, so not a big deal. We decided that given the nature of the testing (which I won't get into because he said I could post the conversation as long as I didn't say what it was specifically for or go into the story itself, which I wouldn't have anyway because it's irrelevant) he was probably just nervous and maybe a bit scared and that's what made a normally simple task quite difficult for him. Also, he's some how never had to pee in a cup before in his 24 years of life. Which led me to questioning if he's ever seen a doctor before, lol.

Happy Wednesday!

Texts from my friends...

Something a lot of my friends have in common with me? We lack of filter on what we tell each other. So, that means I get text messages like this on a regular basis.....

Guy friend: "Dude I have a girl coming over tonight. In honor of getting laid, I decided to shave my pubes for the first time in 7 months. My shower and razor look like I killed something small and furry."

Yep. I love my friends. :)

Hockey & TFLN

The Stars played the Edmonton Oilers last night. By the end of the first period, Stars were leading 3-0. Then the second period, Dallas apparently didn't think Edmonton had any fight in them because the Oilers came back out and scored 3 on Dallas to tie the game up 3-3. Then the third period started, the Stars remembered they should try winning, scored 3 more goals and won the game 6-3. Not only is Edmonton in last place in the Western Conference, they're in last place in the entire league. Out of 30 teams, they're in 30th with a whopping 55 points. Toronto Maple Leafs are 29th and they have 71 points. I would have been bummed the fuck out if my Stars had lost to Edmonton. No offense to any Oilers fans that may lurk around here but seriously... =) On an upside, Mike Modano (who has been my favorite player since I was 9 years old and started watching hockey) was back on the ice last night after missing 9 games due to an appendectomy. He had 2 assists in the game putting him at 801 career assists. I'm so going to miss seeing him play after he retires. It'll be weird to watch a Stars game without seeing him out there, lol.

The Stars play again tonight against St. Louis. And and and... the game will be on network TV so I'll get to watch it on the television instead of watching it on my laptop via a semi-decent live game feed online. Not that I mind watching online because hey, it works and I don't have to miss the majority of the Stars games but watching on a bigger screen with a more clear picture is always better. Hooray. =)

Okay moving on from the sports stuff...

These are not text messages from me or my friends. They're texts off the website Texts From Last Night. I was bored yesterday, decided to browse that website and pull off some of the ones that made me chuckle then compile them into a blog post. I wasn't bored enough to do it for very long, though, lol.

(214): new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5. (note: this is one of the most amusing ones that I've seen from a Dallas area code, lol.)

(518): you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

(225): Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

(614): halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

(314): I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

(636): A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

(760): She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.

(814): dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.

(605): I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other

(313): Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

(256): Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

(260): Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five

Have a great weekend, y'all!

Flesh eating zombie vs the elite ninja pirates...

I was texting with a friend yesterday and he mentioned that I was becoming one of his favorite people. I asked why. His response was that I'm funny and I'm not a horrible flesh eating zombie. My response to that?

"Honestly, I'd rather be a ninja pirate hybrid over a zombie."

Of course, he wanted to know why I would pick that over a horrible, flesh eating terror of a zombie. No doubt, I would be smarter than your average zombie and would be a force to be reckoned with. I love zombies as much as the next zombie loving dude or chick. So don't think I'm hating on them or anything because I'm not. When it comes down to it though, if you stand a zombie in front of a ninja pirate hybrid to see who is killing who first? My money is not on the zombie.

Zombie's don't move that quickly. Ninjas are known for the quickly, fluid, stealthy skills. They have that over ninjas. They have speed and agility. Or at least, me as a ninja, has these things in my mind. So, I have the speed and the agility of a ninja. I also have all the badass martial arts ninja moves. Massive skills right there and that's before I even add in the badass weapons that ninjas have. I have have swords, throwing stars, all kinds of cool shit. Ninjas are also known for their honor however. Which is where the pirate needs to come into the mix with this. Now, pirates, aren't known for their high morals or strict code of ethic. Not happening. They also have a ship and all the rum. Given, too much rum might hinder some of that stealth and agility but I'm still part ninja and I'd have the self control not to over do things with the rum.

How can I not be a force to be reckoned with when I have the speed, agility, stealth, martial arts skills and badass weaponry combined with the lacking morals of a pirate who will do what is necessary in the name of self preservation? The ship is merely just a helpful perk because zombies can't swim. If they're a super zombie who does swim, well that's what the cannons and guns on said pirate ship are for. Blow a hole right in the fucking super swimming zombies and then what? That's right... nothing, no more, finished. Bitch.

As if you need any more reason to join me in my ninja pirate brigade let us not forget, pirates also get all the wenches and booty (and I'm not talking treasure there, guys and gals) where as a zombie just wants to nom on those wenches flesh for a meal. So, I think it's clear to see why I could pick being a ninja pirate hybrid over being a flesh munching zombie.

Yeah, this is the kind of stuff I think of on a regular basis and these are the kinds of conversations I have on a fairly regular basis. It's fun to contemplate these things. Also, it's always good to know what you would do if you ever find yourself in a strange situation. Who wants to spend a couple hours roaming around inside my head? *grin*

Happy Wednesday!

She has a sense of humor...

Got a text message from my friend, The Model, yesterday. It made me chuckle.

"AR there is a bra by VS that supposedly makes u look 2 cupsizes bigger! STAY AWAY FROM THAT BRA!"

I replied back, "No worries, VS doesn't even make bras in my size so I never even go in there."

The Model, "Haha! Whew. They prob don't make that particular bra in your size anyway. With tits as huge as yours, you don't need to look 2 cup sizes bigger."

She speaks the truth, lol.

So while I was texting with The Model, I had an idea. I haven't done a "Through Their Eyes" post in a long time. I did the first one with Boyfriend, the second with The Artist and the third with Fangs. I explained it to The Model and asked her if she wanted to do one. She said sure, I told her I would e-mail her the questions and to get them back to me when she could. Two hours later, she sent me a text to let me know she had answered them and e-mailed the questions back to me. Sweet! She's so busy, I was expecting it to take several days but she didn't have anything planned Monday night so it gave her something amusing to do. Yay!

For those who have never read one of the "Through Their Eyes" that I have done,this is the way this goes. The first 10 questions are for The Model. She answers them about herself just to give y'all some random information about my friend. Then questions 11 through 50 are questions she answers about me in her own words and her own opinions. I don't edit her answers and she's free to say what she wants. So without further adieu....

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Through Their Eyes Volume Four

Hi, my name is: The Model.

I also want to say that I am 23, I am bisexual, have 9 tattoos, 10 piercings, the cutest puppy and the biggest heart. I do alternative modeling (think Suicide Girls but more goth) which I have been doing for 5 years now and love it! I adore AR and I am looking forward to letting yall see AR the way I get to see her!

1. Things I am interested in are: modeling, photography, sex, chocolate, baking, dancing, wine, partying, margaritas, theater, reading, horror flicks and cuddling.

2. My favorite kind of cookies are: I have 3! Snickerdoodle, sugar w sprinkles and choco chunk peanut butter.

3. My worst habit is that I: procrastinate and bite my finger tips.

4. My favorite part of the day is: night time because that is when I party or get to relax and unwind.

5. I get complimented most on my: ass and smile!

6. My favorite foods are: Mexican, Chinese, Italian, ice cream, chocolate and warm biscuits drizzled with honey.

7. People say that I have a great: heart!

8. I never leave the house without: keys, cell, purse, chapstick and body spray.

9. Something I would never do sexually is: anything with urine, vomit or feces! Grosses me out!

10. People who don't know me tend to think I am: stuck up but I am really just kind of shy around new people :]

11. My relationship with Amorous Rocker is best explained as: former fuck buddies and super great friends!

12. I have known AR for this long: 7 years! almost 8!

13. The first time I saw AR in the flesh, my first thought was: that she had huge sexy tits and a nice round ass, we met at a party and she had on tight jeans and a tank top and omg I remember thinking she looked abso delicious!

14. The things I like most about AR's personality are: her sense of humor, her blunt brutal honesty, her adventurous nature and her desire for life and trying new things!

15. I envy AR's: ability to be so fucking bluntly honest and not care that people might think less of her for it.

16: Something weird about AR is: AR! she's such a weird girl lol <3 style="font-weight: bold;">17. I admire AR's: same as 15, I envy and admire her blunt honesty. I also admire how caring she is and the stuff she does charity wise.

18. One of AR's favorite things to eat is: tits! No wait... ice cream lol!

19. AR's dancing looks like: sexy wrapped in fun topped with MMM YEAH

20. Something AR is insanely skilled at is: debating stuff she feels strongly about!

21. People may be surprised to know that AR: is so sweet! And super smart! and loves comics! And loves zombies, vampires, werewolves and all that freaky stuff.

22. AR's sense of humor is: twisted and a lil morbid! hehe

23. The meanest thing AR has ever done to me is: bit my nipples really hard bc I told her she wouldn't do anything mean to my naked flesh lol

24. The most annoying thing about AR is: her temper!! Or that she is too impulsive sometimes!

25. The biggest misconception about AR is: that she's slutty or snobby!

26. AR is the first person I would go to if I needed to: get relationship or sex advice or just need to vent!

27. I won't ever forget the time that AR: gave me 7 orgasms in under 20 minutes! omg yum!

28. The game I dislike playing with AR most is: strip poker! I always end up naked first lol Or Jenga because I suck so bad at it and she is pretty good!

29. AR gets really riled up when: she's watching sports! she goes crazy during hockey and football esp! I don't get it lol

30. AR gets really pissed when: someone gets in her face! the way to get your point across is NOT to get in her face and start going nutty butty lol

31. AR spends too much money on: books or music!

32. I really like it when AR and I: have long chats! she is soo smart and funny and has a totally unique way of viewing things! Conversations with her are always interesting!

33. The thing AR is hardest on herself about is: everything! she is way too hard on herself!

34. People may think AR is an asshole because: she's an asshole sometimes! lol or because she is not afraid to speak her mind even if her opinion isn't popular!

35. The thing that surprised me most about AR: how open she is and how weird her mind works! she thinks up some odd things lol

36. Something that scares me about AR is: her desire for adventure! sometimes I think she might rush in to things too quick without being totally safe.

37. The craziest thing I have ever done with AR is: went on a road trip at 2 AM to a rave and then stayed up for 36 hours straight! but wow that was fun! Or one time we had oral sex on the balcony when there were people in the parking lot below who could so totally hear and see us!

38. Five things AR and I have in common are: we like the same music, we like the same movies, we like bondage tape, we like dancing and we love ice cream!

39. I think career wise AR would make an excellent: hitman! err hitwoman? lol jk uh she would make a great rockstar! or a teacher or a sex therapist! Or anything she set her mind to honestly. She would be great at whatev as long as she had her mind set on it and her heart into it!

40. When AR gets drunk, she: gets ever more awesome! Crazier! and likes to kiss lots more!

41. Two things AR and I never agree on: religion and Will Ferrell movies!

42. AR would be the first to know: if I had to skip town and leave the country! lol

43. I'd choose to be on AR's sport team in a game of: hockey or basketball? I dunno I don't play sports anyway but I know she is good at those two and baseball too! I would rather just watch instead of playing if I could!

44. If AR were a flower, she would be a: stargazer lily because they are her fave and they are super pretty and smell good! lol

45. If I could take AR on a vacation with me, we'd go to: the Bahamas! or some place like that! beaches, pretty clear water, lots of drinks and plenty of time to lounge around making out!

46. AR is kinda obsessed with: music! rubber ducks and glowsticks! TEXTING! HOCKEY! SEX! lol

47. I love to watch AR when she's: drawing or writing! she gets so intense and focused, it's sexy! I also don't mind watching her masturbate lol

48. Five things AR cannot go without are: her cell phone! uhhm.. wallet, lip balm, ipod and sex! lol if sex doesn't count and you want another object then I say her shower because she goes loopy if she can't shower.

49. AR is kind of a nerd because: she loves almost any kind of animated kid movie! Plus she reads fantasy novels and graphic novels and loves Batman and X-men and some other comics! oh and she just reads a lot in general! She reads about random stuff just to keep learning stuff, like animals or diseases or serial killers or like whatever she thinks up! she always wants to learn something new.

50. Five words that do not describe AR at all are: fake, catty, boring, stupid and snobby because she is none of those things and probably never will be!

I want to add an end note too lol. I had so much fun filling these questions in and I hope with my answers yall got to know AR a little bit better! This was super fun and I am so happy she asked me to do this for her! I am also allowed to read her blog so I am totally gonna be checking out the comments box to see what yall have to say about the answers I gave!

-The Model

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There we have it. I have trouble doing these because most of my real life friends don't know about my blog so I can't just ask them to do these for me, lol. I have a few friends who know about it and a couple of them haven't done one of these yet so I'll have to hit them up and see if they will be willing. Though, someone gave me the idea to do one with bloggers who have followed me for a long time... just make it shorter and change the questions up. I'm not sure on that one though. I might just have to make up an excuse to get friends who don't know my blog to answer a quiz about me and use it, lol. We'll see.

I'm feeling better. Thanks for the concern. I've been sick for a little over three weeks now but I'm doing tons better than I was. Stupid flu. I'm glad I'm feeling better. I have toy reviews, emails, blogging, resume updating, ebay listing and tons of other junk I need to get caught up on doing. I am way behind on stuff because I've pretty much been in bed and sleeping a lot in a medicated state over the last few weeks. Awesome right? It's all good.

Happy Tuesday!

If You Only Knew

My blog is only 19 16 unique visitors away from hitting a lovely 95,000 visitors in just over a year since changing my blog over to this web address. Thanks y'all! That fucking rocks. I appreciate everyone who comes here to read my daily rants, raves, nonsense and etc and appreciate all those who comment and reach out as well. I've gotten to know some pretty wicked people. Thanks!

Here is the second addition of random text messages and strange conversations taken out of my cell phone between my friends and I. Did you miss the first batch of text messages? ;) I type these out as they sit in my phone. No editing other than name changing to protect anonymity when needed. Though for this one, I decided to put the conversation as opposed to putting several random ones. His texts in bold and my responses are in red. Well, not the whole conversation because I didn't include the first five and last four messages but here we go.

1."If I found an egg like in Eragon and it turned out to be a dragon I would keep it as a pet and name it Sir Spyro VanGoh Wario."

(I replied: What if the dragon is a girl like the one in the movie is?)

1b. "I guess I didn't think that far. Spyra Lisa Simpson? LOL"

(I replied: Good thing dragons aren't real, you don't have to hassle with naming one. ;))

1c. "Yeah, wait... what? No dragons???? :'( :'( Breaking my heart and crushing my dreams!"

(I replied: Oops. Sorry! Well... You know about The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy right?")

1d. "Yeah yeah, theyre not real. That what you were gonna tell me?"

(I replied: No. Actually, I was going to tell you they are real but The Tooth Fairy and The Easter Bunny are dating. No only that but they're swingers too!)

1e. "Thats ridiculous! Who would they swap with?"

(I replied: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good.... and he's married to that kinky bitch Mrs. Clause.)

1f. "That... I... You are a disturbed girl!! Yet Im feeling strangely compelled to go rent a Santa Costume now...."

(I replied: Yeah, I'M the disturbed one yet you're the one that wants to rent the Santa get up so you can have sex with the Mrs., The Easter Bunny & The Tooth Fairy.)

1g. "Since The Bunny is in on it does that make it bestiality? Im not down with that."

(I replied: I think it falls under the plushy fetish thing since it's a bunny costume and not a real bunny.)

1h. "Im cool with that LOL"

(I replied: Freak!)

1i. "Says the freak who thought the twisted scenario up! I think a few days inside your head would freak me out more than any psych thriller movie would LOL I mean that in the best way too LOL"

I only like surprises if I don't know about them. If someone tells me they have a surprise for me, then I have to wait for them, I get too anxious about it and my mind won't stop wondering about it until I find out what it is.

It's after 5 AM now and I've been awake for just over 33 straight. I'm still not that tired. I haven't had hardly any caffeine or sugar. As long as my mind stays active, I can stay awake and be fine. I'll probably only sleep 4 or 5 hours when I do crash. I don't need a lot of sleep and I actually feel better when I get less. If I do sleep a lot, I end up tired all day. I'd rather be awake and doing as much as I can in a day than wasting it sleeping an obscene amount when I don't personally need to.

I love baseball but I also love movies about baseball. Especially Major League 1 & 2 and A League Of Their Own; among others. Though, I don't care for most of the actresses in A League Of Their Own, it's still one of my favorite movies. I think Geena Davis is quite pretty.

Mystery, Alaska is one of my favorite hockey movies. Though, I'd much rather watch a hockey game. By the way, is it fucking hockey season yet? Y'all will get tired of seeing that from me, lol.

Lady GaGa's music annoys the fuck out of me. Nothing against her just her songs, I can't stand them. I don't listen to them but when I'm out somewhere and one of them comes on, I cringe.

I also don't get the hype over the True Blood show. This is mostly because I would rather read a series over watching it on TV since I'm not a big TV fan. Books don't transcend into television series and even sometimes movies right for me. I feel like too mush gets lost in translation for my to accurately enjoy it. I've been a fan of vampires ever since I was a little kid though and first discovered what they were by watching a horror movie my mom had told me not to watch.

Ghost Busters was the first movie to really freak me out. Ghosts scared me more than vampires, zombies and the bogeyman because ghosts seemed like they had a better chance of being around and causing trouble. Ghosts didn't scare me for too long though because I loved GB. My brother 22 and I used to "play" Ghost Busters and even had some snazzy toy versions of their gear. I recently got the GB game for my Nintendo DS and I love it.

Fire burning on the dance floor...

Tomorrow I have a new review that I'll be posting. If you click the link, you can see a picture of the 5 things that I got to play with for this review. I had a little frustration with a couple of the things in that picture but for the most part...Well, you'll have to come back tomorrow and find out the details. Anyway, I wanted to have it up today but I got stuck on it yesterday. I couldn't word anything like I wanted to and I was getting frustrated so I just backed away and plan on finishing it today.

I decided that once in a while, I'm going to post random text messages between my friends and I. I posted a few because of a question in my most recent Saturday Survey & I realized I get some silly, random, weird, funny text messages. Why not share? ;)

1. "Next time I play Guitar Hero w/him & we dual against one another & make a cash bet on who will win, Im gonna play in my sexy underwear. He will be so distracted by my naked ass & lace thong that Ill win & he will have to pay me back what I lost last bet LOL" - - From my guy friend, Fangs.

2. "Dont say ur that word! Discombobulated sounds like a dance move u do to The Bee Gees at a Disco. I cant deal with the mental image of u as a Disco Diva shakin ur groove thing to The Bee Gees on a light up dance floor under a disco ball." - - From Vanilla Coke.

I figured I would just save the ones that amuse me or that I feel like sharing in my phone and then when I get a good amount, I'll type them out here and share them. Should be fun though. My friends and I talk about interesting things. =o) Sometimes.

Also, I think I'll start randomly hiding pictures in my posts. Sometimes of me, sometimes of random stuff.

I got tagged! Naughty Eliot tagged me with the Honest Scrap.



Rules:

First, link back to the person who gave you the award.

Second, give the award to ten other bloggers.

1. You
2. You
3. You
... See a pattern here? I don't want to tag anyone specifically because I know quite a few of you have done it but if you haven't and want to, please do! Don't forget to comment so I can come check out what you put up if you do it.

Finally, list ten honest things about myself!

1. I love the way most sunblock smells. Banana Boat Sport and Coppertone.

2. I love San Francisco, CA. I don't know why but I feel happy for no reason at all when I'm there. I've never lived there but I feel so at home roaming around the streets and hanging out anywhere in SF.

3. In the last week, I've sent and received a total of 523 text messages. I thankfully have unlimited text and unlimited multimedia. I text so much because I've moved a lot and have a lot of friends all over the place and it's actually cheaper to text a lot as opposed to having daily phone chats. 129 of those text messages were multimedia messages where I sent pictures from my phone to either my email or my MySpace account.

4. When I'm tired and can't sleep, I have several things I do. One, I grab a book and start reading. Often, I pick an Edgar Allen Poe book out and read a few poems. Or, I turn on my iPod and turn on a playlist I made of songs that relax me. Other times, I'll play my Nintendo DS. I'll play a mindless game and zone out which usually makes me sleepy. Other times, I write or draw. If none of that works, I just get up and find something to do to get myself tired. Luckily, I run very well off little sleep.

5. I love Twitter. It gives me a way to chat with people I like through out the day, see what they're up to, find out odd random little facts about them, etc.

6. I think Masuimi Max really hot and her tattoos are pretty awesome.

7. The movie Happy Feet always cheers me up. I love penguins; real and animated.

8. Saturday night (August 22nd) was one of the best nights I've ever had. I got to finally see my favorite band of 10 years for the first time ever. I also got upgraded to better, uh, seats but I'll save the details for the post I'm writing about the concert which I'm posting Wednesday.

9. Where I live now, we only have regular ol' television. Just your basic few channels full of network TV. Boring. I miss having Discovery Channel, History Channel, Travel Channel, A&E, Animal Planet and NHL Network to watch. I was spoiled by satellite and also, I just can't stand the majority of shows that come on TV. I hate reality shows and I don't like much else. I do LOVE House, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy though.

10. I LOVE dancing. I often dance around the kitchen when I'm cooking dinner or dance around in the bedroom when I'm back there by myself. I also dance in the shower sometimes too. I always have a song stuck in my head so I always have music to move with.


I have two videos I'm posting for Musical Monday.

First, is the new song by a band I've liked for 8 years, Breaking Benjamin. I wanted to post this last week but the official video didn't come out until 3 days ago so I had to wait. Though there were already videos by fans on YouTube, lol.

Breaking Benjamin - I Will Not Bow - Official Music Video (HQ)


Second, "Dig" by Incubus. Out of 7 CD's, this is one of my absolute favorite songs by them. I listen to it and I feel positive emotions swelling inside me until I want to just burst out laughing. I love love love this song. Aaaand they played it on Saturday night too. *happy sigh* I don't go all fan girl on here ever because well, I don't turn into a gushing fan girl over most bands, singers, actors, etc. I turn into a total fan girl over Incubus though. Which will be more apparent when I post about the concert on Wednesday.