We went out last night....

So last night..........

• I had a random girl offer me $1 to motorboat me on the dance floor.
  
• Made fun of a cop who was making fun of me & didn't get in any trouble. Usually talking back to cops is a bad idea, they get pissy because they can. He was good natured.
  
• Had a random girl smack my ass then ask to hang out with my friends & I bc she was bored with who she came with (sister, fiancée, fiancée's sister.)
• Ran into an ex from 10 years ago & met her new boyfriend who was more than a bit shocked his girlfriend even had an ex girlfriend.
  
• Had a girl at the table next to ours look at me & say, "arr I fuck like a pirate" whom I then high-fived.
• Sang a song with the cover band because we were right by the stage when dancing & the lead singer saw me singing along so came over & told me to sing it with him, sat down and put the mic between us. This was of course after he had tried to buy me a drink during their first break so I think he was probably just trying to flirt with me more but whatever, it was fun.
  
• Saw a girl that had danced with me & some of my friends earlier hit another girl over the head with a beer glass & then get arrested while her boyfriend stayed inside continuing to drink with his friends as she was escorted out & screaming at him to help her.
• Had an older lady that was drunk off her ass hug me and give me a kiss on the cheek as I was standing by the bar with The Lawyer because she thought I smelled nice and looked like I could use a hug. Her "motherly instincts" told her so. She smelled like vodka, cigarettes and cats.
  
• Tyler almost got into it with a guy because the guy kept hitting on Tyler's boyfriend and wouldn't back off and leave Z alone. At one point, after he had been told Z wasn't interested and to back off, he stepped between Tyler and Z while they were dancing so he could try and dance with Z. That's when Tyler lost it and almost hit the dude. They had a confrontation for a minute, one of the cops patrolling in the bar came over and the other guy finally went away and stayed away.
• Had a guy that was trying to flirt with me ask me if my cranberry juice tasted good because he's never had it before and he always wondered if it was good.
• Had another guy that offered to buy me a water after I said I wasn't drinking and then said I would have to dance with me if he paid for my water. I informed him water was free and I wouldn't under any circumstances be dancing with him. He then offered to buy me a real drink. I almost smacked him but settled with telling him to go away.
  
• Got glitter all over me because my friends co-worker threw tiny handfuls of electric blue glitter on everyone (it was premeditated, girl doesn't just carry around a baggy with glitter in it) because she was "making it rain Ke$ha style."
  

I wasn't even drunk for any of this because I was one of the sober drivers in our group last night. So, crazy night but I had a lot of fun. It was funny because I've been so down lately that I literally had to make myself go out last night instead of laying around at home watching stuff on NetFlix. Then I almost just called it off because I really didn't want to go anywhere but I never do that and I always hate when people bail on plans last minute. And I was the one who planned this thing because I knew if I planned it then I'd have to go because I never back out on stuff unless I have a really good reason to. It was the first night I've even left the house to do something other than family stuff since my grandfather passed away last week. For my birthday, I just had dinner with my family and went home for the night. I didn't feel like doing anything else even though I had several people offer to take me out to do fun stuff. I just passed on it all with an apology that I didn't feel like it because I knew I was down and didn't think I'd be fun to be around. Also, I usually hang out with various friends during the week here and there as time/scheduling allows but I haven't wanted to go, do or see anything or anyone. Between all the crazy antics that went on that only took up a couple minutes at a time, there was a lot of dancing, talking and laughing with my friends. Then last night ended up being one of the most fun and entertaining nights I've had in a long time. Which is really what I needed.

Happy Sunday, y'all!

Happy Father's Day to all the dads!

Lords, Ladies, corsets & how I spent my Sunday...

Yesterday, I went to Scarborough Renaissance Festival with my boyfriend, mom, Little Sister and Youngest Brother. Though, I've been rethinking their blog names since LS is now 6 months away from turning 21 and YB is 16 and a couple inches taller than I am now. It seems silly to change their names here since they'll always be younger. I digress.

We went to the Ren Fest and I'll admit, I don't go to a lot of festival type things but I look forward to this one every Spring. I love it. The Renaissance time period was something that always fascinated me when I was younger and in school still. Ever since I was a little kid and discovered what it was, it's been a point of interest for me and that interest never wavered. We spent 7 hours at the festival yesterday. Saw several shows, visited plenty of shops (I got a few things but I'll post pictures later when I have more time but if you cruise my Twitter timeline from yesterday you'll find a few pics), played games, listened to music, handled some weaponry, ate and just generally enjoyed the atmosphere of it all.

It was YB's first Ren Fest and he had a great time. We watched a joust which he dug and he did several things he's wanted to do for a while now but hasn't had the chance. Like rock climbing, throwing ninja stars and archery. LS went to a smaller Ren Fest they had in CA last year but she said Scarborough was about 4 times bigger and better than that one. So woohoo.

I looked at tons of dresses yesterday, too. Another cool thing about these is all the actors and vendors are dressed in period correct clothing and a lot of people that come also dress up. I love looking at all the clothing everyone dressed up is wearing. Who doesn't love a corset? I know I do. ;) My plan is to acquire a dress to wear before the festival next year so I can walk around with all the other nerds in period correct clothing.

Being in the sun all day, even though the weather was great, wasn't so bad. My arms get red then just look tan the day after. My face is actually the only part of me that gets sunburned and actually goes through the trouble of being in pain, skin peeling and then looking tan. Everything else just gets red and then skips the process and goes right to tan. I have no idea why my face choose to be so difficult but it's annoying.

Which brings me to this morning. I woke up ad groggily dragged my ass into the bathroom. I went to wash my face, still half asleep and wasn't thinking about the combination of warm water and sunburned skin. As soon as I splashed the too warm water on my skin, I was awake and kicking my own ass. That shit did not feel good. I did rinse the facial cleaner off with much cooler water and that felt nice and soothing. Stupid sunburned face.

I was a bit worried yesterday that I would have less fun because I've had so much stuff going on lately and so many serious things preoccupying time in my mind that I've just not been having the best week or so. I didn't want any of that to ruin my fun yesterday and it didn't. I was so into absorbing everything around me and enjoying myself and watching my family and boyfriend enjoy everything that I didn't think of anything but the moments. It was a nice vacation from my thoughts and reality.


Then my boyfriend and I went out later in the evening to watch the first game in the Western Conference Finals. It's between San Jose and Vancouver. I'd rather see Vancouver win and they did win Game 1 last night, 3-2. After spending most of the game trailing behind San Jose. They came out fired up in the 3rd. It was a good game and cannot wait for more in the series. Though, the results of the WCF and Eastern Conference Finals will determine which two teams will play for the Stanley Cup. So, hockey is almost over. At least I can occupy my sports love with baseball. It's not the same as hockey since that is my favorite sport but I do love baseball, too.

Happy Monday!

Get in me...

Sundays are my only day off most weeks. So, I usually try to get some errands done, some cleaning and then have some fun. Yesterday, I just decided to hang out at home. The Boyfriend got home from work at around 3 PM (his schedule during the weekends is 4 AM - 1 PM but he usually stays late and picks up over time) and I asked if he wanted to go do anything. He said not really, which I figured considering I believe he put in a 60 hour work week. I told him I actually didn't want to go do anything either and he smiled and looked relieved. After I got done watching some playoff hockey between the Red Wings and the Sharks with the boyfriend, I decided I'd go bake something I'd been planning to bake for a couple weeks now.



Guess what I baked?

Nope, not my rainbow cake.

But close.

Rainbow cupcakes. ;)



I used a pastry bag to do the frosting. I'd never used one before and that was not only my first attempt at using the bag but also my first attempt at multi-colored frosting. So, I only did half a dozen of the cupcakes with multi-colored frosting in case I some how messed it up. They didn't come out exactly as I wanted them to but I do like how they look. Next time, they'll look better for sure.

I just did plain vanilla frosting and multi-colored sprinkles on the rest of the cupcakes.

All of the cupcakes are rainbow cupcakes, though.

This is what they look like.....



If you want to see a couple more pictures of these babies, go check out my Tumblr page.

These are seriously fun to make. A little time consuming but not too bad. Definitely fun to do and they come out looking so freaking cool it's hard to care about how long it takes to do. Now if I could just get people willing to pay me for baking stuff for them. ;)

Happy Monday!

Innuendo on the mini-golf course & stuff...

Yesterday, I went to dinner with my mom and two youngest siblings. After that, we went to play miniature golf. I saw this sign upon arriving at the course entrance and pretty much died laughing. My sister (she's 20) giggled over it, too.
















I must say, a 5 stroke limit doesn't sound very pleasurable to me.

Though, that wasn't the only one. Between me and several of my Twitter buddies, we came up with tons of innuendo in that sign.

We also let the innuendo carry over into the batting cages once I announced we were heading over there.

By the way, I got 3 hole in ones on the mini golf course and got my lowest score ever. Which isn't much to be said because I usually suck pretty badly at mini golf. I have fun anyway, kind of like when we go bowling. I don't have to be good at something to have fun at it.

I was actually nervous about the batting cages. I played baseball for a long time growing up and into my teens but hadn't played in quite a few years and hadn't been inside the batting cages in a while either. Mainly, knowing I had been such a good player (and I was, my other younger brother's baseball coach was forever trying to convince me to come play for their team because he could pull some strings to make it happen) and so good at bat, I was a little afraid that I would suck at it now. I don't mind not being good at things (see: mini golf, bowling, tennis, soccer, pottery, sewing, line dancing, being patient, etc) but finding out I sucked at something I used to be really good at and really loved doing would suck for me. Kind of like a personal disappoint that would have me working at it again until I got good at it again. So, I was apprehensive when the first ball launched out at me. Then felt better as I cracked it out to the back of the cage area. The more balls I hit, the better I felt. I hardly missed a single ball launched my way. It was fun and reminded me how much I really loved playing baseball. I also remembered what great stress relief it is to just stand there swinging a bat and hearing that sweet satisfying sound as the bat meets the ball and sends it sailing out in a direction far away. So, I promised myself last night that I'd try to hit up the batting cages at least once every month now. If for nothing else than it's fun, relaxing and stress reducing.

I also made little Easter Bags for my family. I'm not religious but most of my family is. My youngest two siblings are 20 and 16, so they didn't mind getting a bag over a basket. I doubt if they were younger they would have minded that anyway. I got four Easter themed gifts bags, filled them up with that annoying fake grass then put a DVD and some candy inside each bag. My sister got "Daybreakers", brother got "How To Train Your Dragon", Boyfriend got "Sherlock Holmes" and my mom got a Tyler Perry comedy she likes although I honestly forgot which one it was already.

I did the bags because they were $1 a piece versus $3 a piece for the cheapest basket I could find. The bags were cuter than the cheap baskets anyway. And I don't see a lot of point in spending a lot of money on something that is going to end up in the garbage later that night anyway. The bags were a cute alternative that saved me a few bucks and everyone loved their Easter bags. My boyfriend knew I was doing them but didn't know what I was putting in them. My mom and siblings were just surprised and happy with theirs.

I had a great day spending time with people I love. Hopefully all of you had a good weekend and a Happy Easter if you celebrate the holiday.

Happy Monday. :)

Sunday run down on Tuesday...

Sunday is my only day off every week. It's also pretty much the only day I get to see and spend time with my boyfriend so we spend all day and night together doing stuff. I had a great day yesterday.

The Boyfriend and I went to see OVO by Cirque Du Soleil. The show was amazing. It was my first time seeing a Cirque show and I totally enjoyed it. Yesterday was the last day the show was in town before moving on so I was really happy we got to see it. We originally weren't going to go because the tickets are kind of expensive but The Boyfriend found out he gets discounted tickets through a website because of the company he works for. So, we got 2 tickets for a little more than what 1 cost. If the show comes to your city or a city near you, you should totally go see it. It was so good I wanted to see it again, lol.

After that, we went for a late lunch at my favorite Mexican place.

Then we went to look at furniture, kitchen stuff and etc. We weren't buying anything, just looking to get an idea of what we want and what we'll be getting first when we get our own place again. Which will happen soon if shit with our cars will stop breaking, lol.

After that, we went to check out a few things in a shopping center. Again, didn't buy anything.

Then we went to see a movie. The Boyfriend wanted to see "Drive Angry" so we did. I was hoping it would be good or that the amount of action in it would make up for it being bad but no dice. I'm seriously happy we never pay for movie tickets, lol.

After that, we went to a bar The Boyfriend wanted to check out. They have vintage video games (Pacman, Street Fighter, TRON, Galaga, etc), skee ball, giant Connect Four and Giant Jenga. The giant Jenga was totally fun.



It was a lot of fun and the bar's drinks were super cheap which is also awesome. We didn't play the big Connect Four game they had out on the patio but I want to some time, lol.

I got home and decided in my drunken state that we needed to get Netflix. So, we started our free trial last night and I'm pretty sure we'll keep it once the trial is over.

Monday, I got some errands done and while I was doing laundry I was watching That 70's Show through Netflix... for two and a half hours, lol. Then I had to stop and go to work. I know I'm late on the whole Netflix thing but whatever, we couldn't afford it (and yes, I know it's not expensive but still) and now we can so it's exciting to me, lol. We don't have cable or satellite so now I can watch movies I want without having to hit up a RedBox in hopes they have a movie I want to see. And I can watch the few TV shows I like, too. So, all in all it seems pretty damn cool. :D

Happy Tuesday!

Drunk tweeting...

I have one day off a week and it's always Sunday. I don't usually work until mid-afternoon on Mondays so I tend to like to relax most of the day Sunday and go out that night since it's the only time during the weekend (or at all) that I have free to do something fun. So Sunday night, the Boyfriend and I watched hockey all day. Then went to dinner, then went to have drinks. More so, I drank while he had water and we kept each other entertained. It feels good to just relax with a foamy green drink, playing scrabble in a booth and having a good time. And definitely being out of the house and not being at work are two big pluses. I digress. I really shouldn't be allowed to keep my phone in my hand when I start drinking because I want to tweet. And sometimes text. Mostly, I know my friend's schedules and I don't text them when I run the risk of waking them up. I'm considerate like that.

So I'm sharing a few of the things I tweeted while at the bar Sunday night.

Tweets:

"just made the boyfriend listen to "drunken sailor" by blaggards just for the part where they talk about shaving balls w/ a rusty razor, haha"

"My hair smells good enough to eat, if you like coconut flavor. And eating hair. Trying to eat or harm my hair will get you punched, though."

"I just thought of something. There needs to be a strip club where only Suicide Girl-esque girls work & only dance to punk, metal, etc."

That third tweet was the most popular, even though it was Sunday night and I tweeted it after midnight. My timeline was slow but people came out of the woodwork to chime in on that opinion. I knew more of you were still up and just lurking about late at night. ;)

Also, that's one of the best ideas I've ever had. I need to get a loan or a really rich business partner and make that club happen.

The band I mentioned in the first tweet is now following me on Twitter. Which is cool because I found out not only are they a cool Irish Rock band but they're also from Houston so they're a cool Irish Rock band from Texas. Which is even better.

I also tend to tweet pictures of random things around me when I tweet and drink. For some reason, most of those didn't post last night. Which is sad because there were some cool shots. I'll just have to repost them to my Tumblr when I have some free time. ;)

Happy Tuesday!

My NYE: Drinking, dancing, kissing girls, etc...

I had planned to do a post today talking about my New Year's Eve. Just because I don't get to go out very often since I work weekends so I tend to lack having fun stuff to post on here lately, lol. Then last night got kind of crazy so I was contemplating not posting about it. Then I thought about it for a minute and was thinking, "fuck it, why not? I've posted worse on here anyway." ;) So, here we go.

So the night started with the Stars/Canucks game. I found some tickets last minute for cheap and we ended up going. Sitting up in the top sections but honestly, it's not so bad sitting up there for games. It's still a decent view and I was just happy to be there. The boyfriend, my and then our friend's Jameson and his girlfriend Blade. Jameson and Blade got tickets to the game months ago and were already going. We just made plans for them to ride with us and then all of us go party after the game. The game wasn't so great, we lost 4-1. Their backup goaltender was fucking killer. We outshot Vancouver 45 to 22. They weren't getting anything passed him. Dude keeps playing like that and he probably won't have any trouble landing as a #1 goalie somewhere. The Stars also didn't play that well. The penalty kill was atrocious and most of Vancouver's goals came from PP opportunities they had. Anyway...

After the game, we went to one of The Boyfriend's favorite bars. They had party hats, noise makers and all sorts of other party favors randomly laid out on the tables, bar top and pretty much everywhere. Giving drunk people noise makers is a great idea by the way. ;) The Boyfriend was our designated driver and drank water all night. The rest of us sat down, ordered drinks and got started. About 5 minutes after I got my first drink, we saw a girl go by with a tray with flashing LED lights on it. She had Jell-O shots and some other kind of bright colored shots. Blade and I hopped up and went to track her down. The other shots were different shots and game with a glow bracelet. Anyone who knows me knows I have a slight problem with glow stuff so I had to get a shot of stuff for the glow bracelet. Which at 5 dollars for a shot and a glow bracelet wasn't bad. The shot was... well, she told me.. I have since forgot. Meaning I forgot after she told me pretty much, lol. It was good and strong so woohoo. I also got some Jell-O shots. Blade got a shot with a glow bracelet and a few Jell-O shots for her and Jameson. Back to the table. Shots consumed. Laughter ensued. More drinks ordered. We were talking, people watching and having a good time. More drinking. Chased down the Jell-O shot tray girl again for a couple more Jell-O shots. Then it was almost midnight. They started passing out glasses of champagne for the countdown to midnight. Our waitress knew The Boyfriend wasn't drinking but left him one anyway. Blade wanted to know how awful the champagne was. I took a sip to let her know. It wasn't the worst I've had honestly. Then we both might have drank our champagne early. Our waitress might have also been really cool and brought us more without us even asking. ;) Midnight hit, champagne was consumed, making out ensued. A random girl came over and kissed Blade. She said she wanted to start 2011 off by kissing a stranger. Then she put her noise maker against the noise maker I had in my mouth and started blowing hers as I was blowing mine. Then she laughed and said we had noise maker sex. I told her she was off to a slutty start and she cracked up like that was the funniest thing she had heard all day. Ah, drunk people. Blade and I decided we wanted to go to the other side of the bar. (It's huge and has 2 sides with a bar on each. One side has a ton of tables, a stage for a band and a dance floor as well as the bar area and a couple booths along the wall that lead outside to the patio. There's also pool tables, dart boards and an air hockey table. The other side is more chill will a lot of booths, a few tables, lots of comfy leather chairs, dimmer lighting, more laid back music and lots of TVs playing sports and news.) We were on the more laid back side and were ready to head over to the other side and have some more fun. The Boyfriend and Jameson can't dance and don't like to dance. Blade and I left them over there. Blade hit the floor while I went after drinks. I came back to her to find some guy talking to her, trying to get her to dance. I put my arm around her and Blade told him I was her date for the night, so sorry she wasn't dancing with him. He looked at me and grinned and said, "Oh yeah, that's fine, I'll dance with both of you." Got a big grin on his face. I told him no thanks and to back off and lead her away from him. He moved off back to stand with his friends and we started dancing. A couple minutes later, some guy comes up behind me and starts dancing. I turn sideways and tell him to back off. He keeps dancing so I push him away from me. He moves back and yes, keeps dancing. So I elbow him in the stomach to back him up off me and tell him to back off and move away. He doesn't look happy about it but he does move away for the time being. A couple minutes later after the song ends, he comes up to Blade and asks her if I'm her friend and what's my deal. Blade told him we were together and he apologized and moved on. More dancing. Then another guy came up to me and asked if he could move in because he wanted to dance with me. I told him no, he whined. I told him to go away. He sulked off. We decided to go grab The Boyfriend and Jameson. After informing them of what we knew would likely happen if we went over there by ourselves, they decided they would come over to that side. We cashed out with our waitress then headed back over there. I thought the boys were just going to stand there but they actually danced with us. I have been with The Boyfriend for 4 and 1/2 years now. That was the first time he's ever danced with me because he always says no when I suggest dancing. I danced with him. I also danced more with Blade and some other random girls while the guys were there and we didn't get bothered my anyone else. Except one guy that came up and wanted to cut in with me when I was dancing with Blade but when he noticed the two guys after a second later, he held up his hands like he was saying sorry and went off to try his luck with another couple girls. We drank a little more as we danced. We went back to the other side to sit and cool down for a little bit. Blade was smashed and was staring at my chest. I was wearing a shirt with a low neckline (had been my undershirt but the Stars shirt had come off before we went into the bar so I was wearing a long sleeved v-neck shirt in there.) She smacked her hand on the table randomly and said, "Gosh your boobs are fucking huge. And nice. I can't... you know, I can't stop looking. I keep seeing other people looking and I'm like damn I don't blame them. I just want to grab them." So I told her something, don't remember what, but it was essentially saying it was fine. So she did. (A little backstory really quick, totally not the first time she's done that. Something similar happened during my birthday celebration in June last year and then during Jameson's birthday party in August as well. Also, for those who don't know... I'm bisexual and have been with girls before as well as had an actual girlfriend before years ago. Same for Blade. Anyway...) Then we decided to go back to the other side and dance more. We danced until 1:55 when the band stopped playing. It was so much fun. Aside from the few random guys but meh, that happens when you go out. You just have to be firm with them and if that doesn't work, there are cops and security around. Go find one if a persistent guy just will not leave you alone; that's what they're there for. Among other things.

And here's where it gets a little crazy and a little sexy. So if you don't want to read such things, even though I don't plan on going into a lot of details, skip the next few paragraphs, lol. Jameson, Blade and myself were all really drunk. Thankfully, even though we're loud and goofy drunks, The Boyfriend is amused by us when we're all smashed. I don't even remember what we were talking about for the most part. A lot of random stuff more than likely, lol. I do remember at one point Blade felt it necessary to apologize to my boyfriend for staring at my boobs all night. He just laughed and made a joke about that not being any different from most nights we hang out together. Which is true. She was sitting behind me in the backseat and ended up reaching up and around to put her hands on my chest. She was feeling me up and some how ended up leaning around up front. We were laughing about something and she said my lips smelled like raspberries. My lip balm has raspberry extracts in it. She asked if it tasted like raspberries, I kissed her. Then we were laughing... and then making out in the car. My boyfriend is fine with me having fun with other girls if the opportunity is available. Our rule is that I can't do it without talking it over with him first. Obviously, I kind of broke the rule because we didn't talk this over before we started making out and groping each other. I did stop a few minutes in to it and ask him if he was okay with it. He said, from his vantage point next to us in the drivers seat lol, if he wasn't okay with it he would have said something already. I asked if he was sure, he looked me in the eyes and said fine. I knew he was fine with it, we went back to making out. We stopped and asked Jameson a minute later if he was fine with it. He said he was. Apparently, they have the same kind of boundaries that The Boyfriend and I have, they just haven't actually had to worry about it yet. As we were closer to Blade's house, she somehow ended up in my lap and had her mouth going to work on my breasts as I was kissing and biting her neck. Then we turned down her street and her mom was outside of their house with her boyfriend, I guess waiting for them to get home or something. So, Blade and I kissed goodnight and then she hopped out of the car to go see what her mom and her mom's boyfriend were doing sitting out there. Jameson hopped out a minute later after saying goodnight and making a couple jokes.

The Boyfriend and I ended up going to get some food because I was starving and I was still pretty wound up. I get kind of hyper when I'm drunk. I asked again if he was okay with what happened and he assured me he was. Like he assured me it was fine the couple times we've flirted and made contact over the last few months. I know he says he's okay with it but I always like to check and make sure anyway. If he's ever not okay with it, I know he'll tell me.

We hung out while I ate and chatted about things. Jobs and stuff we're looking forward to. He also had a good time dancing and said he won't make me wait another 4 and 1/2 years to go again. So woohoo!

Then we went home. I think we were going to pass out by watching a movie but ended up making out instead. Then there was awesome sex. I remember he was trying to talk to me more afterward but I was so relaxed and drunk that I just passed right out as he was talking. Hopefully he wasn't anything important. :)

So, there was my New Years Eve. I'm sure I left some things out but for the most part, that covers it. :D Definitely not what I had planned on but I usually don't mind when things don't go according to plan anyway. It was a really damn fun night and I'm so happy that I convinced my boss to let me have the night off. It was the most fun I've had in months.

I hope that whatever way you chose to ring in the new year was fun, too. :)

Happy Saturday!! :)

Who wants to hear about my weekend?

My weekend? Sit back, this is going to get exciting.

Just kidding. :p

Friday: Worked. Got home around 2:45 AM.

Saturday: Worked. Got home around 1:30 AM.

Boring, right? Lol. That's how I usually spend Friday and Saturday so nothing new there. Ah, service industry. Funny thing happened Saturday. A wine distributor came in, drunk, and tried to pitch to me on why we should be clients of him. He was, aside from coming in drunk, totally unprofessional and disorganized. I declined without even talking to my boss about it first.

Sunday was good, though. That's my day off. I did some laundry in the morning time. Once I got that done, around 1:30 pm, I headed out to my Aunt's house. My mom, LS and YB are staying 90 minutes East of where I live with my Aunt. She has a nice little spot out in the country. The weather was great. 70's, clear skies and just beautiful. I put gas in the car, rolled down the windows, turned up the music and enjoyed the 90 minute drive out there.

Mom cooked a nice dinner. I haven't had anything home cooked from my mom in over a year so that was definitely nice. I went on a long walk with YB & LS. We played some War. We watched Toy Story . Then the four of us played a few games of Clue. Then it was midnight and I headed out to drive back to Dallas.

While on the walk with LS & YB earlier in the afternoon, I used my camera phone to snap a few pictures out there. :)

This one I got while standing in the driveway waiting for my brother & sister to get their shoes on so we could walk....:



This one is the view from the driveway with me facing toward the house....:



This one I got a little bit further down the road:



You can check out my Tumblr and Twitter for a couple more, if you want.

Also, thanks to the couple people that have posted about my Toys for Tots fundraiser on their blogs. :) Rayne (she is also doing her own fundraiser, too :D), Veronica, Osbasso and the wonderful Nic all made mention of it on their blogs. Nitebyrd not only posted about it but also put up a donation button for me on top of her blog. Thanks y'all, I appreciate the help! (If you posted about it on your blog and I didn't link you, let me know and I'll add you in there! Or if you plan on doing that, just let me know so I can mention your help in a future post.) Also thanks to anyone who has retweeted one of my many tweets on Twitter about it. :D And even more so, thank you to everyone who has donated something so far. I've had people donate as little as $2 and on up. Of course, I'm still taking donations and will be until mid December. That gives you plenty of time to donate a few dollars if you feel so inclined. I'm excited about getting to go shopping for toys again this year. :D

That does it. Hope you all had a nice weekend!

Happy Monday!

How I celebrated my birthday...

Friday night I got to go out and celebrate my birthday (actual birthday was on Tuesday) with a small group of friends and my boyfriend.

Earlier in the day, I had a job interview.

After the interview, the boyfriend took me to TGI Fridays for dinner. He wanted to take me to The Cheesecake Factory but I opted for Fridays instead. Not that I don't love The CF because oh my gosh... if I could afford it, I'd splurge and eat there once a week. I've been wanting Fridays for weeks, though. We don't usually have money to eat out so I took my opportunity to go to the place I've been wanting to go to for weeks. I don't eat a lot of stuff from there ironically but they have this burger that I fucking love so... Craving satisfied. :D

After that, we roamed around Barnes & Noble for a while. I had a $15 gift card to use that one of my friends had given me Tuesday for my birthday. I ended up not using it and then we went home so we could get ready for the night ahead.

We got ready to go out. We went and picked up one of my friends, Short Girl. We went to the beer store so SG could get some beverages for herself. She got Mike's Hard Pomegranate Punch and Smirnoff Lemonade and also a 12 pack of Coors Light for CL. (Since I haven't talked about my friends in a long time, CL and SG are now dating and have been for a couple months now thus ending their 3 years of flirting and crushing. Awww.) Then we went to pick up CL and his Uno cards. Then it was back to the house because I forgot to grab the bottle of rum out of the closet that I was given for this night. Then Graphics Guy and his new girlfriend, whom we'll call Drinksky, met up with us. Foghat was supposed to come with but he ended up bailing. No big deal, I pretty much expected him to do that since it's what he does a lot lately. Once we had everyone and everything together, we went off to Main Event.

At Main Event, there were drinks. SG bought me my first drink. Then some air hockey going on. I rocked that shit. I did lose one game to the boyfriend. I won the rest, I believe. Then there was more drinking. Drinksky got my next drink. Then some more games. Then some Jell-O shots that were terrible that we decided to do before we left. Then we got hit on by one of the cops that was patrolling in there that night as we stood in the bar area waiting on the guys. Cop was kind of creepy. We went off to get back to the guys so we could leave.

We left. We went to Kroger's so GG and Drinksky could buy some beer. We then hit up a Wendy's for the dollar menu because Drinksky informed us she had not eaten all day and CL and SG were also hungry.

After that, we went to one of our friend's apartment. We'll call him SC. Sheesh, I seriously need to update my cast list, apparently. :D Anyway. We got there, got all the booze upstairs. His girlfriend was already asleep but thankfully she's a sound sleeper. We got all the booze situated in the refrigerator and then Inglourious Basterds went into the DVD player while we got to drinking. We chatted for about half an hour. SC and the Boyfriend went into the extra room in the apartment to check out some computer stuff. I grabbed CL's Uno cards and we played Uno. And drank. And talked. And laughed. And stopped once in a while to watch a bloody scene in the movie before getting back to the Uno play. After more drinking, CL tossed a bottle cap down SG's shirt and she smacked him and told him to get it out. He laughed and told me to get it out. I said I'd pass. I'm not attracted to SG and she's not interested in females in the slightest bit. Drinksky then piped up and "accidentally" dropped a bottle cap down her shirt and asked me to fish it out, with my mouth. Which lead to a discussion, drunkenly, over Uno, about sexuality. Totally interesting but the fact that it was interesting was about all I remember about it, lol.

Playing Uno turned into us sitting there drinking more than playing and not keeping up with who was supposed to be playing one. I got the brilliant idea that we should go for a walk and find one of the pools in SC's apartment complex. He had mentioned earlier we should have brought stuff to swim in so we could go swimming.

Now mind you, this was at... hell I don't even remember what time it was. Some time after 2 AM. I think it was around 3 AM. Anyway, I had the idea that we needed to go on an adventure and find the pool. SC mentioned that they closed it at midnight but didn't lock it. I wanted to go swimming. SG pointed out that we didn't have stuff to change into. I slurred on about how I didn't need no stinking swimsuit. Drinksky was all for it as was CL. GG went along with it and SG decided she'd at least come along for the walk. SC and Boyfriend told us to hold on and they would walk down with us. We left without them, lol. They ended up getting to the pool at the same time we did. Since SC knew where it was and my group was on the adventure of walking around until we found it.

We went in and Drinksky and I headed for the jacuzzi. It was on and bubbling. The water was too damn hot especially since it was still in the high 80's to low 90's outside. (Thanks, Texas summer! ;)) So, we tested the pool water and it felt awesome. The "deep end" was actually in the middle of the pool and was a whopping 4 feet deep, lol. None of us were hammered and the Boyfriend was the sober driver (because we ALWAYS have one) and SC doesn't even drink alcohol.

I took of my socks, shoes, jewelry, put my cell in my shoes, took of my jeans and into the pool I went. Then, I remembered it would be a good idea to take my t-shirt off too, haha. So I took that off and tossed it to the side. My boyfriend laid it on the chair making sure to keep the wet shirt away from my dry jeans and shoes. That left me in my underwear, bra and a tank top that I had on under my t-shirt. Drinksky's drunk ass jumped in fully clothed and then remembered to take her pants off. We swam around a few minutes, trying to get SG to jump in. She doesn't do stuff like that normally at all. So, I left her alone about it and swam around with Drinksky. SG ended up jumping in fully clothed. CL pointed out that she was the only one with pants on in the pool and suggested she take them off. She didn't and only stayed in the pool for a few minutes because she was freaked out about getting caught. CL and GG ended up stripping down to their boxers and getting in the pool with Drinksky and I. They didn't stay in the pool for more than a few minutes either. Drinksky and I swam around and talked while everyone else sat on the lounge chairs talking. SC left to go grab a bunch of towels and then came back down. Some random people came into the pool area asking if we had seen their drunk friend who had some how gotten lost wandering around the apartment complex. We had seen someone wandering around on the other side so they took off to try and find their friend. (They did and it was the person we had seen wandering around.) Drinksky and I ended up talking about boobs (nothing abnormal there ;)) and some how she ended up fondling mine in the pool. Then we wanted some more drinks so we got out and wrapped up in the towels.

On the walk back to his apartment, SC joked that he hoped his girlfriend didn't wake up because he didn't want to have to explain why there were 3 drunk half naked girls wrapped in towels hanging out in the living room. She's cool as hell, though, so he would have explained and it would have been fine. He let us put our wet stuff in the dryer. I had an extra shirt (from my interview earlier in the day) in the trunk of my boyfriend's car. So I tossed my underwear into the trunk, put on my dry jeans and the shirt from interview and went back upstairs.

I got back up to the apartment and Drinksky was opening a beer in the kitchen. I poured another rum and coke and we both took a shot of rum while we were at it. SG had taken off her belt and laid it on the kitchen counter. Drinksky grabbed it and informed me it was time for my birthday spankings. GG, who was sitting in the living room with the boyfriend, CL and SC pointed out that it was birthday spanking time in a cheerful manner. I laughed and let Drinksky administer the birthday spankings. She was drunk, her aim sucked, she lost count, I have no clue how many I actually got but I know she got a few good hits in so it's all good.

After that, there was more talking and a lot of laughing while we waited for the stuff to dry. Around 5 AM or maybe 5:30 AM we ended up getting everything together and leaving SC's apartment to make the drive back home. He lives around 40 minutes away from where we all live. People passed out in the car on the drive back. I stayed awake because I wasn't sleepy. Just drunk and happy.

I haven't gone out much at all lately because I can't afford to. I do have friends that offer but I don't take them up on those offers very often because I refuse to let them pay for me to go out. When I can afford to, I go. If they're insistent, I might go. Usually, I say thank you and decline unless they want me to come to their house and hang out. I'm not going to let other people pay my way just so I can get out of the house. It's boring as shit sitting at home all the time but I don't feel right letting other people pay for me too often. My birthday however, that's totally fine. No one should ever pay for their own birthday celebration. ;)

It wasn't any super wild and crazy night. It was a lot of fun, though. The most fun I've had in a long time and definitely one of the best birthday's I've ever celebrated. It was a little odd not seeing my family for my birthday, to be honest. This was the first one that I was away from them for. I haven't seen them in almost a year, though. Maybe next year I'll be able to see them for my birthday. Or you know, maybe I can see them for Christmas this year. It was odd spending Christmas with my boyfriend and his family. They do things so much more differently than my family does but I digress.

I was going to post this yesterday but I ended up spending most of the day on the phone talking to my grandparents, a few friends and my dad. Cooking dinner. Hanging out with the Boyfriend and his mama. Listening to music and reading. Lounging outside on the back of my boyfriend's car looking at the stars. You know, nothing too productive but more relaxing than looking at a computer screen. ;)

Happy Monday!

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Y'all need to know these things...

I had a couple serious posts I wanted to get done. One was on bisexuality. One was on irresponsible people. One was on why people who drink and drive piss me the fuck off so badly. I couldn't focus enough to get anything with a lot of substance written. No, this has nothing to do with the fact that it's 420 because this chick doesn't smoke weed anymore, thanks. I just have a lot going on right now so focusing is difficult. Unless it's me watching some hockey, I focus on that just fine. Sports are easier to focus on, though. Articulating thoughts into words in a coherent way that makes sense and gets my point across takes effort at times. So, I give you something fun and random for today. Hit it! ;)

Hi, my name is: Ashly.

Never in my life have I been: high on heroin, sky diving, stuck in an elevator (thank you! *knocks on wood*), punched in the cheek, had chili thrown in my face, gargled with Tabasco sauce, been kicked in the cunt or been bitten by a rabbit.

The one person who can drive me nuts better than anyone else is: my boyfriend.

When I’m nervous: I bite/chew on the insides of my cheeks.

The last song I listened to was: "I Miss You" by Incubus.

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: This is going to be difficult for me as all of my best friends are guys, lol. I hope SS could do it if she makes it to my wedding but given she lives 2,200 miles away I'd forgive her for missing it. Fangs offered though, he even said he'd wear a dress. His boyfriend thought that was cute given he'd be the one more likely to dress feminine. I digress...

Last Christmas: was the first Christmas I spent without my family and honestly, it kind of sucked.

I should be..: practicing my ninja moves.

When I look down I see: boobs.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: No clue, don't think I'd want to be anyone on there honestly, lol.

By this time next year: life will be better.

My current gripe is: underwear goes on inside the pants.

I have a hard time understanding: people who walk up to me and start asking me questions in a language I don't know.

There’s this girl I know that: needs to stop being such a self-destructive, self-absorbed, arrogant, whiny, shallow, stuck up tool.

I like you when: my boyfriend gives me a shoulder massage, the Stars win, I get to lay in bed and listen to the sound of a thunderstorm, my shoes stay tied while I'm walking down stairs and when the right song comes on just at the right moment.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my boyfriend.

Take my advice: do not walk passed a lion wearing a costume made out of raw steak haphazardly strung together. They will think you are a tasty treat, wrapped in raw meat.

The thing I want to buy: is a new laptop since mine isn't doing so well right now.

If you visited the place I was born: I bet I would be in a hospital. Or your mom's vagina. Please let it be the hospital... unless your mom is hot.

I plan to visit: the shower quiet soon.

If you spent the night at my house: I would probably drive you crazy because I'm such a spaz.

I’d stop my wedding if: someone broke out a beer bong during there ceremony and started doing the fox trot with an invisible dancer partner while trying to chug.

The world could do without: closed minds.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat someone's intestines.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: is deodorant to keep my pits from smelling foul.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: is food to go inside my belly and... well hey, you know the rest.

My favorite blond is: my friend SS because she's pretty much amazing.

My favorite brunette is: my boyfriend.

My favorite red head is: ....my dad! He's the only real red head I know. Sorry to my bottled red friends, lol. Ooh or maybe a hockey player. Bound to be one I like that's got natural red hair, lol.

My middle name is: none of your damn business.

In the morning I: jump out of the bed and do the half asleep stumbling partly running partly trying not to run into the walls routine while I try to get to the bathroom as quick as possible.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: tigers, iguanas, zebras. Also, pigs because then a lot of really weird and crazy shit would start going down.

Once, at a bar: I burped so loud, people around me didn't hear the lyrics to the song that was on for a few seconds. It was epic.

Last night I was: passing out early because I felt like shit but had to get up early.

There’s this guy I know who: walks into walls constantly, on purpose.

If I was an animal I’d be: a penguin or a tiger. OR A TIGUIN.

A better name for me would be: Ashly is fine.

Tomorrow I am: going to walk all over the fucking world. Or maybe just my local area. ;)

Tonight I am: going to watch some motherfucking playoff hockey baby! And get some writing, cleaning, laundry and some other stuff done too.

My birthday is: June 15th. Less than 2 months away. Who wants to buy me presents? Bwa ha ha.

The end.

Happy Tuesday!

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Um, pardon me Officer but...

First.... I was totally bummed out about something yesterday. One of my favorite bands is Type O Negative. They're one of the few bands I really dig that I haven't got to see play live yet. Now, totally won't happen because the band's frontman Peter Steele passed away yesterday. I don't usually get sad when celebrities die because usually it's not someone I'm a fan of. I know that sounds cold but it's the truth. I find death sad but dozens of people die every day, it's no more sad just because one of them was in a dozen movies. Once in a while though, I get why people are sad when a celebrity they like dies. Type O's music resonated with me in a lot of ways. I got through some hard shit blasting their tunes and getting lost in the lyrics that I understood quite well. It's sad he's gone but hey, maybe he's in a better place now. You can read the official statement here if you want to.

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I get A LOT of questions on my formspring account. I answered 20 something yesterday and I still have some sitting in my inbox waiting for an answer. So you know, if you didn't see your question answered, it's probably still there waiting on me to answer it. ;) I usually get 5 - 10 or more a day and I tend to not feel like answering them a lot, so they build up. I get a lot of questions I delete too. Some people are just rude and disrespectful. Some people say catty, pathetic things anonymously that they don't have the nerve to say to me otherwise. I love how some people get the biggest balls when they're able to hide behind anonymity. Other questions I delete are ones that I find to be "too much" in sexual nature. As open as I generally am, even where sex is concerned, you can use your imagination to try and think up some of the things I must be getting asked if I deem them "too much" and delete them. I guess that falls under getting big balls under the anonymity as well. I went off on a bit of a tangent here and none of this has to do with the real point of my post, lol.

I get a lot of questions. Despite the bad ones and the tasteless comments that get left, I still get a lot of questions I do leave to answer. A lot of them are random and what a lot of people would call "useless information" to be honest. Sometimes, I wonder why someone would want to know what I had for dinner tonight but hey, it's whatever. You ask and I'm very likely going to answer. I get a lot of really good ones too.

Yesterday, I had someone ask me a question and it spawned one of my absolute favorite stories to tell. I don't think I've ever told it on my blog. At the time it happened, I was 18 and while I did have this blog; I was more into drinking, partying and drugs and wasn't updating very often at all. I pretty much updated when I went to my parents house and used their computer to do so because we didn't have internet at the apartment my roommates and I shared. We could have had internet but you know, booze, drugs and general partying were more important than the interwebz. And blogging. I only have a couple people (as far as I know) that still read me that did way back then. So cool to those people. Anyway, check out the question and enjoy the answer I gave. It was fun re-telling it. =)

do you have any funny stories that involve you and the police?

YES! OH MY GOSH. This is probably my favorite story to tell even though it happened like 6 years ago, lol.

So I was living in South Texas, real close to South Padre. A bunch of friends and I had gone to the beach because there was a big bonfire party going on out there. Everyone was drinking and having a good time. There were 2 kegs and cases upon cases of beer as well as some other stuff. There were about 50 people there and it was a great time.

I was the designated driver for the night so when the party was winding down in the wee hours of the morning, we decided to leave and start heading back off the island.

One of my best friends at the time (RIP honey) was soo hammered. I was driving my car at the time (a Ford Focus) and had 4 drunk guys packed into it with me, lol. Now my super hammered friend tells me while I'm on the highway, maybe 15 minutes from his house, that he has to puke. I'm like, fuck that, there's a gas station up here soon, I'll get you there. So, it's late as hell (or early as hell, lol) and the highway is mostly empty. So I punch it to do 80 to get to the gas station. I failed to see a cop on the shoulder but he didn't miss me and pulled me over. I cringed, told my friend he better not fucking puke in my car and waited for the cop to get to the window.

He asked me where I was in such a "damn rush" to get to. I told him my friend (who was thankfully of age to be a lush, lol) had drank too much and was going to throw up so I had been in a rush to get to the gas station. The one that I was so close to. Literally, we were maybe 50 feet from the exit. It was like 60 seconds away. Damn, him. I digress. He wanted to check my ID, asked if I had been drinking. I said no. He wanted everyone else to present their ID's because they were all drunk. They were all 21 at least so no big deal. Then, my best buddy says "I'm about to fucking puke, I'm going to get out of the car and puke!"

The cops tells my buddy to remain in the vehicle. My buddy is not going to puke in the car, so he exited the vehicle. The cop stalked quickly around the vehicle telling my friend to get back in the car. The cop grabbed my friend, shook him lightly and asked if he had anything (weapons or drugs) on him. My friend said no and said he really was about to puke and that's all he was out of the car for. The cop, still holding on to him, began to say, "I don't give two shits...." and then my friend started hurling. ALL OVER THE COP. After a few seconds, the cop let him go and let him finish puking. The cop had puke on his arms, pants legs and shoes.

My friends in the car were all so scared we were all going to get in trouble and I was trying not to laugh, honestly.

The cop walked back around to the drivers side to me and very calmly told me to get my friend home and to watch my speeding. He handed me a warning but no ticket and then walked back to his car.

Happy Friday!

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Black Cherry Beer...

Lindeman's Kriek Black Cherry Lambic.

These pictures are from several months ago. I think it was either in December or January, I can't even remember. I don't like beer as a general rule but going to beer bars earlier in the year with the Boyfriend and some friends, I found some stuff that I really dig. I've also tried a lot of stuff that was disgusting. This fruity beer is so good though. Kind of expensive but the taste makes it worth it. Unfortunately, I've only had this once because yeah, pricey, lol. I've tried several other beverages by Lindeman's and as far as fruity beers go, the Black Cherry has been my favorite so far.

For a NSFW picture featuring me, you can find that here today.

Happy Thursday!

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All the voices mistaken..

This picture was taken yesterday evening at the American Airline's Center. It was during warm-ups for the Stars vs Sharks game. Yes, it's empty because a lot of people don't care about watching them warm up. I don't care about walking around looking at everything or checking out the Fan Shop for the 100th time. Granted, a lot of people there were there for the first time tonight. Some people just enjoy walking around and soaking up the crowd, eating before the game at one of the concessions/restaurants, socializing in the bar with the over priced drinks, etc. I just have more fun and prefer watching warm-ups. ;)

Boyfriend and I got to go to the game thanks to our friends, Chevelle and his girlfriend Snakebites. They had four tickets to the game and the other two people were no longer able to go. So, Snakebites asked us if we would be willing to go with them and be their "dates" for the game. Uh, hell yeah. And calm down, it wasn't a real date of any type. We're not swingers and neither are they. I digress. So, we got to go to the game for free and it was against San Jose, which is a team I've never been present to see the Stars play. The seats were pretty good too and as always, I'm always just fucking happy to go to a hockey game.

The Stars won, 5-1. YEAH! I LOVE when they beat San Jose. I can't stand that team. Not that I actually like a lot of other NHL teams honestly. There are a couple, SJ just isn't one of them. They're a good team, though. In fact, they're ranked number one in the Western Conference with 104 points. Of course, they're awesomeness is usually a regulation season thing. Playoff time is a different story, har har har.

Steve Ott (pictured above & no, I didn't take this one. Sadly, lol) got his first career hat trick, which was awesome to see. I wish I had thought sooner to get a picture of all the hats on the ice but I didn't think of it until most of them were cleaned up. You know, too busy cheering and yelling to worry about a picture. It was a great game to go to. Probably the last Stars game I'll go to this season so I'm glad it was a good one.

The only downside is that my boyfriend usually works 4 PM to 12 AM but since the game was at 7:30 PM, he got someone to switch shifts with him at work so he could have the night free to go to the game. Which was nice and I'm glad he got to go. We got food after the game, spent some time chatting and then he took me home and had to leave so he could work midnight to 8 AM. That's only a downside because Wednesday, he didn't get to sleep in any later than he normally does because he had to get up and take care of things. I know he's going to be super tired when he gets off work so I worry about him driving home having spent all night at work instead of sleeping, lol. Luckily, it's only about 30 miles from his job to where we live so not too bad of a drive normally. I know when you're exhausted and haven't slept, driving short distances seems like it takes forever. I think he was going to drink a Red Bull though so I trust that he'll be alright. Hopefully he can come home and pass out so he can resume his regular work schedule later today.

I wrote this around 2 AM then set it up to auto-post at 7 AM. For some reason, some of my auto-post blogs haven't been posting. Hopefully this one does otherwise I'll just publish when I get on next, lol. I think the last time I had one that didn't post when I set it up to was almost a week ago. Blogger can be such a bitch sometimes. ;)

I can't decide what I want to feature on Drink of the Day tomorrow. I also can't decide if I will keep doing it every week or not. I might make it every other week instead of every Friday. I would like to know how many of you actually come by to check out the Drink of the Day posts and would be interested in seeing it continue on every week. Any feedback on that would be appreciated!

Happy Thursday!

Stars, cars, turkeys, etc...

Yesterday was a busy day. The Boyfriend and I watched the Stars game. Which started out well but didn't end well. That's all I'm saying. Bummer. Seriously. It looked like... never mind. *SIGH*

After that, we had to go to the Boyfriend's favorite "geek" store because some parts of his computer died and he needed to replace something. Boyfriend built his own computer so yeah, dude knows what he's doing and also gets major lust eyes when he's in said store. He sees computer parts, cases and tons of other shit I have no clue about and stands there drooling and coveting over these parts. It's kind of like the way I stand there and covet the bad ass car cruising by me (which happened later when I saw a Bugatti Veyron and almost had a fucking orgasm at the sight of it. OMG) when I see one of my dream cars cruising by me. Which is cute as hell because he doesn't get all lusty eyed and tongue wagging over much at all. It's cars and computer parts that do that with him. That computer parts get him all googly eyed? I think that's cute. I love my computer nerd.

After that, we drove out to his car club meeting. Some sexy muscle cars and some not so sexy muscle cars take up a row and then some in the parking lot of the place they do it at. Mostly, they're all freshly washed and shiny as fuck from wax. We hang out and we chat with people in the car club. I'll admit, I like a small handful of the people in his car club and mostly they're the ones that he is friends with and hangs out with outside of car club events. The rest of them? Some are okay. A lot of them are tools.

One of Boyfriend's buddies from the car club introduced us to his new girlfriend. I smiled and politely said hello to her once he introduced us. She looked at me, said absolutely nothing, didn't even smile at me. Then, she turned away from me and & started talking to the Boyfriend. I just chuckled. Stuff like that from chicks doesn't piss me off, honestly. It's a catty, rude, total bitch move. I have no idea why she chose to act like that, maybe she's insecure and doesn't like other girls. Maybe she didn't like the way I looked. Especially when I'm standing there with my boyfriend which means I clearly have no interest in a friend of my boyfriend's anyway. I think it ticked her off more that I chuckled at her behavior and continued to smile at her as she glared at me for no real reason. Whatever, I have no clue and I don't understand why people act like that. Aside from it being rude and petty, it's also plain stupid and downright fucking silly.

After that, it was off to a friends house. They were grilling burgers and going to hang out. Free food and good company? Yes please.

Once we got to their house, everyone stood around talking cars for a while outside. Which was fun, as always. They are all car guys and were talking about various different things they want done next to their cars, things they wouldn't do, etc. I get amused by how excited Boyfriend's buddy D always gets when talking about his car. He looks like a kid on Christmas morning.

After the car talk, we got into sports a little bit. Mostly it was Stars talk. Which I never mind. =) I'm always down for talking about hockey. Or football, baseball, basketball or a few other sports.

Then after that, it was music talk. K was telling us how awesome a couple of recent shows we missed were. Which sucks because two of them weren't announced and we didn't know about until it was too late. We wouldn't have had the money to go anyway but given what K does for a job, we wouldn't have needed money anyway because he would have gotten us in for free. He kind of fucking rocks like that. He is the reason I got front row on the rail at the Incubus concert last year instead of sitting way the fuck in the back, on the amphitheater lawn where I had tickets at. He is all kinds of bad ass like that.

This is why I love hanging out with guys. Talking about cars, sports and metal is fucking awesome because those are three of my absolute favorite things and things that I know quite a lot about. I never feel out of place like I do most of the time around groups of females. (And yes, I am fully aware not all guys like these things. I have plenty of male friends who don't know cars or who don't care about sports or who prefer to listen to country or jazz. Blah blah blah. There are always exceptions to each and every rule.) Most girls I know don't know much about sports and don't care to know either. And even more don't know much beyond basics about cars and don't care to know more either. While there are chicks like me, D's wife and other women I know that love sports and cars (and plenty that I don't know that are out there) who know and understand a lot about both topics; there are more that don't know, understand or care and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. It can sound sexist all fucking day and honestly I don't care because it's true.

Anyway... D and D's Wife are awesome hosts. They grilled burgers and hot dogs and had plenty of stuff to munch on and drink. They just recently moved into their house after getting married late last year. They've got a nice little house and enjoy having people over. Usually it's D, D's Wife, The Boyfriend, myself and a bunch of guys. Fun times usually because most of the people they invite over are people we all mutually know one way or another and they're all pretty chill and laid back. Plus, their puppies are fucking adorable and so well behaved. They tell them to go out of the room, they go. Go outside, they go. Go lay down, they go.

While hanging out, one of the guys admitted he was afraid of turkeys. This came about while he was talking about his fear of horses and how he would rather ride a camel over going horseback riding or riding a horse anywhere in general. Which stemmed from seeing a show about horse racing on television. I digress. We wanted to know why he was scared of turkeys. So, he being the cool guy he is, very willingly explained his turkey phobia.

"I got attacked by a turkey when I was 5. I liked to chase chickens and they don't do anything but run when you chase them. I never hurt them, just ran around with them. Then, one day, I saw the turkey and was thinking MAN THAT'S A BIG BIRD! So I went to chase it and yeah that backfired. It was mean. The turkey started to chase me. It was flapping around all crazy and making all kinds of crazy fucked up noises. Scariest moment of my life. I enjoy Thanksgiving so much, I show the turkeys who's boss now."

It might not be that funny in text but if you had heard him tell it, seeing his hand gestures, facial expressions, tone of voice and all that jazz... you would have been rolling with laughter like all of us were. It was fucking hilarious.

Now, it's late as hell. Boyfriend is working on his computer still and I'm finishing this post up, watching the end of Law Abiding Citizen and about to pass the fuck out. I seriously hope this post goes up when it's supposed to. I've been having trouble with things that are set up to post not posting on time or at all lately.

Happy Monday!

Drink of the Day: The Naked Lady

The Naked Lady (As a shot)

1 oz white rum
1 oz sweet vermouth
4 dashes apricot brandy
2 dashes grenadine syrup
4 dashes lemon juice (or 1 oz sour mix)

Pour the white rum, sweet vermouth, apricot brandy, grenadine and lemon juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

The Naked Lady (As a cocktail)

1/4 oz light rum
1/4 oz dark rum
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz orange juice
1 splash Sprite soda

Mix light rum, dark rum, amaretto, and peach schnapps together. Add ice to a tall glass, pour cocktail over ice, add the splash of sprite on top, and serve. Optional garnish: Maraschino cherry, mint leaf.

Ask me anything! Questions & Answers.

So it's time. For the answers to all the questions I received here.

NoZeFace asked:What was the ah ha I'm bi moment for you?
I grew up a total tomboy, didn't have hardly any girl friends and never thought boys were cute. I went through puberty at a very early ago. I started noticing that when watching movies and tv shows that I would notice that some of the women were pretty and then having a slight physical reaction to that. I didn't know what it was and I was too ashamed to ask or talk to anyone about it. I thought it was weird and wrong and I figured if I just ignored it, it would go away. Shortly after that started, I started getting attracted to guys too but the attraction to females stayed. I was angry at myself because I thought I was weird and wrong and I hated myself for being the way I was. I learned at 12 what "bisexual" was thanks to a book. Shortly there after, I had my "ah ha I'm bi" moment. That was the moment I realized what it was and why I felt the way I did and that no matter what people around me said, it wasn't weird and wasn't wrong and if that's the way I was, I couldn't change it. Which I didn't embrace for another couple years because I was still hurting and confused about a lot of things and didn't have anyone to reach out and talk to.

2.) If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
Nope! I hate hot dogs. They're disgusting to me.


Cori Anne asked: 1.) Would you ever be in a D/s type relationship? Why or why not?
Nope, never. If that's what works for you and that's what you're in to, I'm fine and I'm comfortable with that. It doesn't bother me in the least. I know without a doubt that I have no interest in ever being in that type of relationship. It just isn't for me.

2.) If you had to eat lasagna without tomato sauce, what sauce would you put in place of the tomato sauce?
Probably alfredo. Mmmm.


Alisha and Brett asked: 1.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
3. Haven't you seen the commercials? ;) Actually, I counted once. I got to 33 before I lost interest in trying to figure it out.

2.) 2012, awesome movie or something to worry about?
Neither. I had no interest in the movie. If it's something that will happen, I have no control over it so I see no point in worrying about. I live life day by day, you never know if you'll have a tomorrow. Stressing about over things that are inevitable is pointless. It's like freaking out about getting old or death. It's going to happen, you can't stop it, so don't stress about it.


Comment Whore asked: 1.) What prompted you to start blogging?
I started blogging in 1999. I bounced around on Xanga, LiveJournal and Blogdrive. I got on Blogspot when I was 18 and made a "big kid" blog because all the people on the previous three places were immature drama kings and queens. I just wanted to write and interact, I didn't need all the catty bitches and obnoxious guys. I started blogging just to have an outlet. A creative outlet and a place to dump all my thoughts and feelings. I didn't trust people easily so I didn't open up to anyone or talk about much in real life. I was unhappy and miserable at that age for a lot of reasons and I felt like if I didn't have some way to get it out, I would just get worse and I didn't want that.

2.) Have you ever met anyone from blogland?
Nope. Not yet. That has more to do with distance, free time and money.

3.) Do you ever wish you had waited longer to begin having sex?
Nope. The only reasons I had for having sex were curiosity and being horny. I didn't hold any sentimental value to it and I wasn't like a lot of girls who want a special first time or want their first time to be with someone special. I just wanted to fuck and see how much better than masturbating it really was.


Temper of Rage asked: If Rage and I ended up in your town, would you be comfortable meeting us (or would you worry you'd end up in the trunk of a car somewhere)? :D
Y'all are quit trusting... assuming *I* would be the one ending up in the trunk of a car somewhere and not one or both of you. ;) I adore both of you and would love to meet up with you as long as time and obligations allowed. I'd totally call in sick to my hypothetical job to hang out with y'all though. ;)


Toygirl asked: 1.) You're pretty awesome. How did you get to be so awesome?
Thank you! I'd love to tell you the formula I have created for awesome. However, if I do, people will be re-creating it and possibly improving on it and we can't have that going on. Then the world will be full of even more people that are more awesome than me. ;) Though it has something to do with sex, spontaneity, blunt honesty, hockey, rum, rock music, midnight pomegranate body lotion, candy canes, a sense of humor, Jell-O shots and the hokey pokey. Among a few other things.


Dee Cuervo asked: 1.) What is your favorite movie theater snack and drink?
I don't eat during movies and don't really drink anything. I don't ever get up during movies because I don't want to miss anything. I'm not a fan of popcorn or hot dogs and most theaters don't have much beyond that stuff and candy. The soft pretzels tempt me but I can't eat without a drink so that bring me back to not wanting to miss anything in the movie because of a bathroom break, lol.

2.) Do you like having sex with guys or girls more?
Guys. Most of the time. I love making out and fooling around with girls but I still love cock more.

3.) How many sex toys do you own? How many did you actually pay for?
20+ I own. I paid for none of them. They're either from reviews, my boyfriend or other friends who have purchased them as gifts. The only thing I have in my toy drawer that I personally paid for is some lube, lol.

4.) If you got a free pass from your boyfriend and could get it on with any hockey player on the Dallas Stars, who would it be?
Oh hell. I don't even know. Probably Brad Richards. Though honestly, I'm not sure I'd do it with a free pass. I'd probably feel guilty.



Raven Quince asked: 1.) Toronto Maple Leafs or Montreal Canadiens?
Oooh no. I have to go with Toronto. I love Niklas Hagman, Vesa Toskala and Jonas Gustavsson. I can't think of anyone or anything I like about the Canadiens as a team. =p As far as Canada goes, I love the Vancouver Canucks.

2.) Now that Slim has seen your boobs, and you have a wee history with Sparrow, will the four of you get it on?
Much to Slim's dismay, never. That's not be being arrogant either. He's said more than once that if the boyfriend and I ever break up, he would try and hook up with me once the boyfriend was over it. He's also commented about how as far as couples go, we would be perfect for swapping. But... I have zero attraction to Slim and the thought of sleeping with him makes me cringe slightly.

3.) If you won $1 million, what would you do with it?
College, buy a new car, finish my dental work, buy a house, give some to family, give some to charity and save/invest the rest.


Alexa asked: 1.) How much should I be prepared to pay you for an hour of your sexual services? :p
It depends on what sexual services you wanted. ;) I'd charge *you* $300 because you're a woman and I wouldn't charge as much just because of that. Yes, unfair, blah blah blah. If you wanted to anally fuck me with a strap while chained to the bed and pouring hot wax on my back, I'm charging a bit more for that kind of kinky stuff. ;)


Sam asked: 1.) What turns you on about HNT (doing them yourself and/or other's HNTs)?
HNT doesn't turn me on to be quite honest. I like the pictures that tell a story, the ones that are done artistically, the ones that show emotion. I don't care much for the standard, "here's a picture of my cock" or "here's my ass in a thong" shots. I don't look at them as one would look at porn. I look at them and prefer the pictures that are like erotic art. Taking them, I just like to show off but showing off on the internet doesn't turn me on. I just enjoy the feedback.

2.) What's your favorite color?
Red. Black. Dark Purple. Orange.


Just Some Dude asked: 1.) What was your first real concert that you've gone to?
I honestly don't remember. It was either a country show or a boy band show.

2.) This one is harder, what was your favorite?
Incubus or TOOL. I can't decide between those two but they were both two of the most amazing shows ever.


Hayley O'malleykins asked: 1.) What is your boyfriend's sexiest feature? And you can't say his penis!
His lips. Or his broad shoulders. Mmm.

2.) What is your boyfriend's astrological sign?
Cancer.

3.) Which fruit do you find to be more sensuous: A cherry, bananas or strawberries?
Strawberries, definitely. Bananas are kinky, slutty things. A cherry is innocent at first but after that it's naughty.

4.) Are you a fan of Lady GaGa's music?
Not at all.


Pretty Punk asked: 1.) What is it like to taste another girl? Do you really like it and why/why not? Is there anything about diet or grooming you think makes the experience more pleasurable/less pleasurable?
It's a wonderful thing. Girls are so soft and warm and mmm. Having your face between a girls thighs, feeling her get progressively wetter, feeling her muscles tighten and clench... it's really wonderful. And sexy. Yes... I really like it. Obviously. ;) On the diet? I think it plays a part, yes. I've read articles before on certain foods that react with chemicals in your body that cause foul odors. Or that eating a lot of meat and junk food doesn't bode well with more than just weight and overall health in terms of your body. So I think diet does play a part in the taste of ones secretions.

2.) I can't decide which are more plump, voluptuous and delectable-looking, your lips or your breasts. Do you have an answer? Which do you most like to have bitten?
I like my breasts are more plump and voluptuous definitely. Though I think my lips are my best feature honestly. I love having both bitten but I honestly like having my lower lip bitten more than I like having my breasts bitten. I like the boobie biting but bite and then pull on my lower lip while still biting and OMG.


Bruce asked: 1.) I you had a super power, what would it be.......and how what would you most often use it for?
Teleportation. I would use it to get to where ever I needed to go. No more worrying about car repairs, gas prices, insane amount of traffic, idiot drivers and all that stuff.


Ms. Cranberry asked: 1.) Would you ever do a sports related role play? (IE your man is the buff football player and you're the pretty cheerleader, etc)
I'd never do a roleplay where I was a cheerleader. That's not me and not something I find sexy. Boyfriend isn't in to cheerleaders either. I do want to do some sports roleplaying that involve hockey and baseball though.

2.) Would you rather give up eating ice cream or cookies?
Cookies. Ice cream is my favorite sweet thing.

3.) How much do you tip when you go out to a restaurant?
Depends on how server and how good they are. I've left $10 on a $25 ticket before because our waitress was very nice and extremely attentive without being pushy. I usually don't tip less than 20% though. I know how shitty working food service is and people often don't tip enough. That's what we're working for people!

4.) When was the last time you gave a homeless person food or money?
Two weeks ago. A woman came up to me at the gas station and asked me if she could have $3 because she wanted a double cheeseburger from McDonalds next door and a 40 from the gas station. I gave her $5, she walked over to McDonalds and was on her way back with Mickey D's bag in hand to get the beer when I left the gas station. Yeah, I know a lot of people refuse to give homeless people money but I don't give a shit. "They're just spending it on booze." Yep and if they're honest and tell me that's what they want it for, I'm giving it to them because I appreciate the honesty. Besides, I'd probably just spend it on booze myself so no big deal.


Autumn asked: 1.) Hmmm...have you ever had an orgasm that made you "squirt" to date?
Actually, if I have a really intense orgasm, I squirt. Or if I'm really turned on, I squirt. I get ridiculously wet when I'm turned on as it is. When I have intense orgasms (which happens a lot) I squirt. I don't find it gross at all. Though the first time I did it years ago, I freaked out because I didn't know what squirting was when I was a teenager. I was freaked out and confused because I didn't know my vaginas could do that then, lol. Once I learned of it, I didn't freak out when it happened anymore.


Secretia asked: 1.) What is the most romantic thing in the world for you?
Honestly, I'm not romantic. I never think, "Oh, how romantic!" Most things that others find "romantic" I tend to find cheesy, boring and cliche. I'm not into flowers, candy, jewelry, candle light dinners, dancing under the stars, breakfast in bed type, long walks on the beach, cuddling in front of the fire, rose petals on the bed, candle lit bubble bath or anything like that. Even with less cliche stuff, I still don't ever think "Oh, romantic!" My perfect nights involve hockey games or loud ass rock shows. Both involve a lot of other people, a lot of noise and me screaming my head off and possibly cussing a little too much. I'm more of a "lets have fun" type over a "I want to do something" romantic type.


Amanda the Pickle Pan-Duh asked: 1.) If a squirrel and a rhino mate, what is it called?
That is one burly, badass, insane squirrel if it successfully mates with a rhino! Fuuuck. It would be a Squirhinoel. Squir-hi-no-L.

2.) Would you rather give or receive oral sex with a woman and why?
Give. Receiving is nice but it's not very high up on things that really get me going.

3.) Would you rather have a wrestling match in mud, Jell-O or baby oil and why?
Baby oil. Mud gets too cold too quick. The only thing Jell-O is good for is to be mixed with booze to make shots. They should do wet sand wrestling. That would be a challenge.


Phairhead asked: 1.) Did you ever discuss your bisexuality with your parents?
Not really. My mom knows and proclaims not to care. It's not something we discuss. My dad, I don't talk about things that personal with him.

2.) How do you stay sober from hard drugs?
It's hard. I have a friend I'm really close with that I've stopped hanging out with because he has a cocaine addiction and it just became too much for me. He quit for a few years but started up again a few months ago. He always had it on him and I admit, I was tempted because I remembered how good it always made me feel. I didn't do it and told him I couldn't hang out with him anymore while he was coked out every damn day. I get tempted with weed and ecstasy too but I pass them by too. I always remember how good I felt and the fun I had but I don't want to do that stuff anymore. I only did those drugs then because I was miserable and I was looking for something to fill me and make me happy. Sure, it worked while I was high but when I came down I felt even worse. Which is what lead to me constantly being high. I'm not an unhappy person anymore and I don't need that shit to make me happy, mellow me out, relax me or help me avoid reality for any amount of time. I'm a better and stronger person for not doing them and being able to stay off of them. Also, my boyfriend would kick my ass. ;) Not literally of course.

3.) Oatmeal raisin vs. chocolate chip?
Chocolate chip. I hate raisins.



Southerngirl asked: 1.)You seem to be a very open person, thus I wondered if most people IRL know your blog?
Most people in my real life know I have a blog. My family all know about it and know where to read it. Though that isn't from me sharing that with them, lol. Though now I don't care that they know about it anymore and don't care that a couple of them read from time to time. My boyfriend reads. Several of my best friends all read. They all know that I post a wide variety of things on here and if they see or read something they could have gone on happily without knowing... well, that's the risk they take by coming here, lol. =)

2.) What irritates you the most about blogging?
People forming expectations of youand thinking just because it's the internet and they're hiding behind their computer screen they can bitch. Thinking that just because you post something once or twice that you should do it all the time and then complaining because you don't. Thinking you should post every day and then getting whiney/bitchy when you miss a few days for whatever reasons. I post what I want, when I want. I blog for me and on my own terms. There's no sense being an asshole about it because that's not going to make me bend, lol.

Also, I hate how people get such massive e-balls just because they're sitting behind a computer screen and don't have to physically say some of the bullshit they spew. You know so many of the douchebags who leave asshole comments wouldn't say shit if they had to walk in front of you and say it. I hate e-courage, e-balls, etc.



Another Suburban Mom asked: 1.) Do you eat oreos by opening them up and licking out the cream, or do you just bite into them?
I just bite into them. The cookie is my favorite part. I also always eat them dipped in milk.

2.) Did you quit smoking?
Yes! =)


Chris SDC asked: 1.) When you did drugs, did you ever have a bad trip during sex?
Nope!

2.) What is your least favorite place to get food from?
Chuck E. Cheese. I hate going there and I'm so happy I rarely find myself there. The only time we go is for a kiddos birthday party or a special treat for a kiddo. That happens only a couple times a year. So yay.


Curvaceous Dee asked: 1.) What's the oddest thing you've ever fantastised about?
Hmmm... Possibly the mechanic thing. Being in a mechanic shop, dirty oil stained floors with shiny muscle cars all around. Getting fucked with tools. Nothing with sharp or jagged points or edges though. Getting oil smears all over my skin from hands splattered by motor oil. Fucking on the concrete floor and in and on all the cars. I've masturbated with several tools before and after you get passed the cold of the metal, it's nice.

Also.. blood turns me on. Not just in theory either. I was into vampires years before that lady wrote that craptastic Twilight series and made them popular. I remember when it was "creepy" and "weird" and I was a "freak" because of my vampire "obsession".. I used to fantasize about sex with a vampires and let me tell ya, mine didn't sparkle. There was also fervent lust, biting and blood.

One time and only one time, I fantasized about getting it on, under the sea, with a gothic looking mermaid. I think that was because I was high and the goth girl I had been playing around with was watching Little Mermaid when I was passed out.


Sparkling Laura asked: 1.) You mentioned in your blog before that your boyfriend is 6'8" tall and wears a size 15 shoe. You posted a pic once of his hand that totally completely covers yor face so we know he has big hands. Now tell us what we're all (all the women anyway!) really wondering, does he have a big dick and what size is it?
Yeah he does. It's a size XL. Makes buying condoms a bitch.


Bucking Bill asked: 1.) So if there is a duck in a dungeon what don't you do?
I don't just leave him there! I storm the dungeon, save the duck and ride away on my flying magic carpet to return the duck to a safer place.

2.) Where is your favovite place to have sex?
In my vagina.

3.) If you had two pickles, some string, a potato, five sticks from a tree, and a snowball what would you do?
I would use the string to pull it all together and make a weird center piece for the dinner table. Then sell it on Ebay with a disclaimer about how I can't be held responsible if the snowball melts before they get their center piece.


Mama Mia asked: 1.) Why don't you want kids?
Read this blog post. It explains exactly why I don't want kids.


Steak Chop Suey asked: 1.) Would you ever work for a phone sex hotline?
Probably not. Only if I got really, really desperate for money and had no other options.


M asked: 1.) How do you decide what's good for you and what you really want?
I listen to my instincts and gut feelings. Sometimes, I agonize over things for days over thinking them to death. Then I usually go with the thing that was my first impulse.


Fang asked: 1.) If money were no object, where would you pick to retire?
Europe or somewhere on an island. I don't have it that narrowed down yet, lol.

2.) If my boyfriend and I got married, would you be my best man and rock whatever pimping suit I want my crew to wear?
Hell yes! Just don't expect me to downplay the tits buddy.


3.) If my dick suddenly fell off, would you walk around in public to take up a collection to buy me a new one and honestly tell people what you were collecting for?
You know I would. That's how much love I have for you. Plus, I think it would be amusing to explain that story to people, bwa ha ha.


Southern Sage asked: 1.) If you were elected Grand Poobah where your commands were irreversible and unchallengeable what 3 laws would you enact for the US?
I'd change some things.
1- There would be harsher laws and greater consequences against sex offenders.
2- There would be harsher laws and greater consequences against ever drunk driver idiot.
3- I'd make it illegal to play/work on a laptop/netbook, Twitter, read a book, update social network statuses, read documents, draw and everything else that requires you take your eyes off the road while driving. And yes, I've seen people doing all of the above and more while driving. It's ridiculous. You can wait to get where you're going to Twitter about how bad traffic was or to bitch on Facebook about the weather.


2.) What was your fave subject in school? Least Fave?
Favorite was a tie between history and art. Least favorite was Spanish class.

3.) What job, or job title do you hope to have in 5 years?
Badass Motherfucker.
Kidding. I'd like to own my own business at that time and be able to keep up with more charity work. I also better have a piano by then so I can practice my skills and become a successful piano bar singer/musician.

4.) How is it that Peter Piper can pick pickled peppers when I have to pick the peppers then pickle them?
Obviously he uses magic or some kind of weird dark agricultural art form.

5.) Do you have any idea where I can get a plant that grows the peppers already pickled?
No. Peter Piper might. Or he might try to bespell you. Your call on if you want to take that risk or not.

6.) I might need to steal this post cause it'll give me something to write about, you mind?
Go for it! I'd love to read it. With your readers coming up with the questions and you answering them, I can see one hell of an amusing post right there.

7a.) If you could give all men one specific piece of advice about how to treat their woman or women what would it be? (one sentence, cause you like me will babble for 3 paragraphs ;-) be specific)
Be respectful, don't be afraid to communicate, take mental notes of the little things she likes, be honest, make her laugh, don't have everything your way but don't let her walk over over you, don't skimp on the affection, don't stop having fun, compromise, listen, and never tell her you love her unless you fucking mean it.

7b.) The same question for women?
Be respectful, don't be afraid to communicate, men are not mind readers so TELL them what you mean instead of giving some bullshit response then being hurt because they didn't know, be honest, drop the mind games be straight forward, make him laugh, don't have everything your way but don't let him walk over over you, have fun, don't skimp on the affection, don't try to change him into what you want him to be because if you don't love him as is you might not love him at all. You know Sagey, if I use commas it can be one sentence and turn into a paragraph. Bwahahaha! Of course you know I have more but I stopped. ;)

8.) What is the one physical feature a guy will have for you to find him attractive? A girl? (I realize there might not be a deal breaker trait but what if your absolute fave)
On a guy, he has to be taller than me. That's the biggest thing, must be taller. Boyfriend is 6'8" so I think I'm good there, lol.
On a girl, she has to have curves, even if it's only a little.

9.) What did you want to be when you grew up when you were younger, say 10 years old?
A lot. A rock star, a ninja, a doctor, a professional volunteer (lol), an athlete, a vampire who went around slaying evil people, a doctor, a fire fighter.

10.) Which musician is the absolute best at their instrument? Not per instrument, which one is the best overall. Who plays their instrument better than anyone else plays their own instrument. In your opinion.
George Gershwin, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Stevie Ray Vaughan or Dimebag Darrell.
If you prefer someone living, Neil fucking Peart. I admire the hell out of him.
Of course, Synyster Gates, Alexi Laiho, Peter Lindgren and Jon Schaffer get honorable mentions.
I suck at picking just one. Y'all know this.

11.) If I wasn't beautiful would you still answer my questions?
Of course! Probably.

12.) Do you ever say/type something that tickles you?
Oh yes. =) I do amuse myself at times and at times, I'm the only one amused by me. Which still counts.

13.) Have you ever dipped snuff or chewed tobacco? how'd you like it?
My grandpa let me dip his snuff when I was maybe 8 just so I'd leave him alone about doing it. It was sooo gross. I stuck to chewing Nesquick chocolate milk powder after that when I wanted to copy him, lol. Never tried it again and don't want to. I tried chewing tobacco once when I was young too. Then I realized just what you do with it, spit it out and never touched it again. Bleeeech.

14.) Do you intend to breed ever? If so how many kids do you want?
Hell no. No kids for me, thanks.


That's all folks. Thank you so much to everyone who submitted questions for me to answer! If I some how missed someone, please let me know so I can come back and edit the post to add your question/s.

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Happy Monday!