Questions become answers & some Walt Whitman....

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Call the fire department, obviously.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?: Considering my best friend is a guy, I'd likely freak out a little bit.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?: That urge happens at least once a day, every day.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?: Groceries, laundry detergent & Chick-fil-A.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?: Lost.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?: Neither, really.

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?: What friends list?

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?: When the hell was I pregnant? And when the hell did I have unprotected sex?

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?: Ah! Two at once? I think I'd know if I had been pregnant with two kids...

10. What are you craving right now?: Cream cheese.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?: My grandfather dying or just coping and missing him.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?: Depends, sometimes I take it if I'm still standing there getting my stuff together or I tell them to keep it if I'm in a rush.

13. What color is your tissue box?: Blue.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?: Yes. I'm sure there is but I'm not stopping it to check and see.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?: A wrong number, a collection agency looking for a dude named Nigel.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?: Doubtful.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?: I have an answer for this but I'm going to pass on reliving that one. Just know it was terrifying man, terrifying.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?: Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?: Mini Cooper, Bugatti Veyron, Aston Martin Vanquish, 1967 Camaro, etc etc etc. I have a long list, lol.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?: Chicken fries or a burger but I don't hardly ever eat there.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?: No.

22. What color is your cell phone?: Black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?: Bong Water shots. And no, it wasn't actual bong water, just the name of the shot, ha.

24. Are you happy right now?: Hell yeah.

25. Who came over to your house last?: Mom and my two youngest siblings.

26. Do you drink beer?: Yeah. I usually go for liquor but sometimes I get in the mood for beer.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?: No, I'm the oldest so they've never tried that one on me.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?: Car key, haha.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?: Black Swan.

30. What is in your pocket?: I'm wearing boxers so no pockets.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?: Myself. I'm awesome like that.

32. Where do you hurt?: At the moment, no where.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?: Oh yeah. My boyfriend had made me a few. They're adorable.

34. What’s something fun you did today?: I'm doing this late Friday night so we'll say helping my younger brother find hockey gear was something fun. Also, playing Apples to Apples while having a few drinks was fun, too.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?: I don't have one. Unless you want to count the DVD section, then that.

36. When is your birthday?: June 15th.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?: Nope.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?: Uh, damn.... 10 for sure. Maybe more if you count a couple that were driven through.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?: Soy milk is what I prefer.

40. What are you going to do after this?: It's almost 3 AM so.... Schedule this to post, wash my face, play some Incubus and pass the hell out.

Happy Saturday!!!!!! :)
Have a good weekend, y'all!

Saturday Survey

Which song did you last listen to?: "Drive" by Incubus.


What's the last thing you ate that was red?: Strawberries.

Have you ever questioned your sexuality?: When I was much younger and confused about why I liked both boys and girls, yes but I didn't really know what I was questioning back then, lol.

Have you ever lost a best friend after a fight?: Not one I was really close with. I've had other friendships end over silly things before.

Have you ever washed an iPod or mp3 player in the washing machine? Nope. Which is amazing given the amount of things I have washed on accident.

Have you ever screamed / yelled angrily at a teacher? Once. It wasn't the smartest thing to do but it felt nice.

Have you ever acted like you understood something when you didn't? Not that I can remember. I'm pretty good about asking questions if I don't understand something.


Have you ever pretended to be older than what you are? When I had a fake ID and was sneaking into bars/clubs with my friends that were old enough to get in. Not in a long time, though.

Have you ever cried because you were turned down? No. I handle rejection like a champ most of the time. I always just assume that person will be missing out and

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Twice. Ironically, it wasn't the one time my mom essentially made me take a pregnancy test because she was convinced I was knocked up. That was the easiest pregnancy test I've ever in my life taken because I knew there was no way I was pregnant. And yes, it did feel good showing her the big fat negative. The actual scare I had happened a year before that and then another time several years before that one with a different guy. Both times were just because I'd forgotten a pill and then went an exceptionally long time between periods.

Have you ever pretended to like someone when you didn't? No. Which is where my boss and I butt heads a lot over work related issues but we won't go there. I will say I'm not mean to the employees I don't like. I'm polite and professional but don't act all chummy like he does.

Have you ever stolen money from one of your parents? I think I'd snag dollar bills out of my mom's purse when I was a little kid. And I probably lifted a fair share of quarters from her change jar from time to time.

When did you last see a movie in theaters? I have no idea.

When was the last time you baked / cooked something? I cook something every day I'm at work, which is almost every day. So. If we're talking non-work related cooking? I don't even remember the last time I actually cooked something was. I'm rarely home.

When was the last time you danced like a crazy person? When I was getting ready for work yesterday.,

When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible? I can't remember, it's been a long time since I felt that one.

When was the last time you got a gift you absolutely hated? I don't really get gifts I hate. The people who give me gifts all know me well enough that they give me awesome stuff I love. The people who don't know me well enough to get me an awesome gift just give me giftcards. Win win.

When was the last time you had to sleep with a nightlight? No idea. When I was very young. I like the room to be as dark as possible when I sleep.

When was the last time you were under some serious stress? Last night at work. I worked from 11 AM to close which put me out of there close to 1 AM. I had a short break in the afternoon but mostly spent the whole day at work. It was super busy, the schedule was shitty as far as the crew, too much bickering, too much drama, too many mistakes being made, too much of a lot of shit.

When was the last time you watched your favorite movie? I don't have just one favorite. Though I haven't watched a movie in weeks. Stupid work takes up so much of my time.

When was the last time you downloaded a song? Uh... I don't even know. Over a year, I know that much, lol.

What would you say is your favorite hobby? Currently? Having a few hours to do nothing would be my favorite hobby, lol.

What is your favorite thing to do when you hang out with friends? Talk. Eat. Laugh. Drink. Especially if there's a hockey game in the process of that. Bars or some kind of sport is fun, too.

What would you rather do: shower or bath? Shower. I HATE baths.

What do the majority of people think of you? I don't have a clue. Go ask them. :p (Though, if anyone wants to answer this one feel free since my answer is an awesome non-answer, haha.)

What is the color if your cell phone, if you have one? Black..

Would you ever donate money to charity? Already do! :)

Would you ever dump the person you're with for someone cuter? Nope. <3

Would you ever disown one of your relatives? Yes. If it wouldn't cause any drama among other family members, damn right.

Would you ever cheat on someone if they cheated on you? No. Him doing it doesn't make it okay for me to do it. It does make it okay for me to make him miserable, though. (kidding!)

Would you ever consider becoming a teacher? No fucking way. I do NOT have the patience for that. Good teachers? I admire them so much. Praise to all you good teachers out there!

Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere? Nope. I'm not that trusting of people.

Would you ever try to quit one of your addictions? I have quit addictions so if I had another that was a danger to me, I'd work on kicking it also/

Would you ever die your hair purple? Been there, done that & I'd do it again. I can rock purple hair pretty well. :D

Would you ever try being with a member of the same sex? Again... Been there, done that & I'd do it again. :)

Would you ever kill yourself to save someone else? I have no idea to be honest. I can think of a handful of people I'd put myself in harm's way to protect, though.

Would you ever spend $100 for the best tasting hamburger in the world? Nope.

Would you ever consider becoming a nun? Not a chance.

Would you rather chew gum off the ground or kill a squirrel? .......Could I maybe choose the gum I'll be chewing? I might feel better about it then. I'm not killing a defenseless animal that isn't posing a threat to me.

Would you rather have a turtle or a frog for a pet? Turtle. I love turtles.

Would you rather dye your hair green or blue? Blue! Also done that one and I liked it better than any green I ever tried.

Would you rather text or talk on the phone? Text.

Would you rather spend a day with Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus? Neither.

Would you rather learn to play piano or guitar? I can play the piano. It'd be cool to learn guitar.

Would you rather have a stomach-ache or headache? I would rather have neither. They both suck.

Would you rather be overly interesting or overly dull? .....What? I guess overly interesting.

Ever told someone that your fake jewelery was really real? Nope. I don't wear nice jewelry or fake jewelry meant to look like nice jewelry for one. Two, I wouldn't do that anyway.

Did you ever watch The Adventures of Alex Mack? I remember reading some of the books. I think I did watch the show. Or, I'm thinking of the wrong thing all together.

Who has the worst public restrooms? I HATE PUBLIC RESTROOMS. THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE. I think the ones at gas stations or concert venues suck the most, maybe.

Would you eat cat food for $500? Depends on what kind of food it is. :p

Who is the last person you smelled? The Boyfriend when he was leaving for work, he had showered and I could smell the scent of his soap. If you mean last person I actually put my nose near and sniffed then no idea.

Name a song that got overplayed really fast. Anything Top-40. Actually, most anything on the radio gets overplayed.


Do you shop at Payless? Nope.

When's the last time you had a popsicle? A couple weeks ago. Mmm, raspberry.

Saturday Survey on a Sunday

Team USA versus Team Canada is today!
Olympic hockey, woohoo.

Saturday Sunday Survey #298
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

2. Have you ever made out in a basement?
Not in a really long time.

3. Is your driveway steep?
Not at all.

4. Are you happy with your living arrangement?
Not so much but it works for the time being.

5. What was the last advice you gave someone?
I said and I quote myself, "People aren't like Build-A-Bear. You don't start with a standard model, change it to what you want it to be and then live happily ever after with it."

6. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
No because I don't have anyone I talk to 24/7. I like to sleep and I don't need that much social interaction. Being surrounded my someone every minute of every day would drive me nuts.

7. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I don't know. I don't cry in front of people if I can help it.

8. Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Don't think so.

9. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A check for a million dollars that is tax free.


10. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My younger sister.


11. Where does your family live?
My parents and siblings live in California. Most everyone else lives in various cities in Texas.

12. What is one thing and only one thing that turns you on?
Biting.

13. Do any sounds turn you on?
Accents. They totally count as sounds too, lol. ;)

14. Have you ever been gambling?
Yeah. I could take it or leave it.

15. Last thing you cooked?
I made chicken pizza for dinner last night.

16. Quote something:
“I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.” – Voltaire

17. Anyone in the room with you?
Some sort of floaty creature that won't let itself be easily seen. And my boyfriend.

18. Do you miss anyone?
Like at target practice? Depends. I'm not a bad shot with guns but I'm way better with knives and throwing stars.

19. How close did you ever come to getting a nose ring?
Not close at all. I never wanted one.

20. Do you think it's sexy to sleep with socks on?
Who gives a shit? If you're trying to seduce someone or fucking, leave them off. If it's just sleep, it's more important to be comfortable. If you're feet are cold and making you uncomfortable? Put the socks on. I sleep with socks on my feet sometimes because my feet get damn cold. I'm asleep. My dude's asleep. Looking sexy isn't a concern. I care more about being comfortable.

21. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
I'd do it for free if I were attracted to the person but hey, if someone wants to pay me $100 for something I would do for free... I'm not opposed to that at all, lol. =p

22. Are you allergic to any kind of medication?
Penicillin.

23. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No fan but we have the dust. Or maybe there is a fan under all that dust. Or the fan is made of dust.

24. Are you ever sarcastic?
No. Except for answer 23.

25. Do you know anyone who's addicted to any drugs?
Sadly, yeah.

Happy Sunday!!

Survey time...

Saturday Sunday Survey
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

What's something you just don't understand?
Drama and people's need for it.

What was the last store you went to?
Damn... Kroger (grocery store) probably.

What color is your cell phone?
Light blue. Bleh.

Who is your 7th text message from?
HP.

Are you dating them?
Nooope.

How long have you known them?
6 1/2 years.

Have you ever used an asthma inhaler?
I've used an inhaler but it wasn't for asthma.

Does the last person you kissed have any tattoos?
Yes. =)

If you could have one chore taken care of forever, what would it be?
LAUNDRY.

How often do you have sex?
Not often enough.

Do you have trust problems?
Yeah.

Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with the last person you texted?
Kissed, yes. Sex, never.

What's your relationship between you and the last person you had deep conversation with?
He's one of my closest friends.

When you walk passed a mirror do you stop and look at yourself?
Not usually.

Is there anybody who truly disgusts you?
Oh yeah.

You receive $50 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
As much as I'd like to blow it, I'd probably save it for help on a bill or for some groceries or something like that.

Is there anyone in your family that just annoys the living shit out of you?
Sure. Everyone has a relative or two like that. You can't get along with everyone, even if they are family.

Do you get drunk every weekend?
Contrary to popular belief, no, not at all.

If you woke up naked next to the last person that texted you what would your reaction be?
Oy. I'd be wondering how I go to the state they're in, what the fuck I was doing there, where my clothes went, wondering if I need to slap a bitch or not, etc random crazy thoughts of confusion and minor violence.

What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
"Kitten!" or I'd think of Foghat since he loves cats and sings the "meowmix" song on a regular basis, lol.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yeah, not in a long time though. With one of my exes, we used to sleep on the couch all the time because it was way more comfy than his futon even though there was less room.

Have you ever seen someone sleepwalk?
Actually, yes. YB does it and it always tripped me out when I saw him doing it.

If you were upset, who is the first female friend you'd go to?
Meh, I don't go to any girl friends when I'm upset. I don't have that many girl friends in the first place and I'm also not close enough with the ones I have to go to them for stuff like that. I don't go to a lot of people when I'm upset. There's a select few that I trust and feel comfortable enough with to let them see me that vulnerable.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
Of course. The only people I tone myself down around is family honestly.

Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now?
Nope.

Who would be a better president; Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?
Fuck, neither. I'd go with Alvin & the motherfucking Chipmunks over either of them.

Who would be a better president; Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love?
Fuck Courtney Love, not literally either, blech. Meh. Alvin & the motherfucking Chipmunks again me thinks.

Who would you rather have sex with; Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?
Celibacy for the win!

What would you do if flowers had to poop?
A shitting flower? Lol. Weird question. If it's a potted plant, just consider it fertilizer and keep the plant outside I guess. I dunno. I don't like flowers anyway.

Have you ever been negatively criticized about your sexual performance?
Nope.

Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
No. Apparently, one of my friends caught the Easter Bunny, spiced it up and roasted the poor rabbit. He's long since been devoured and digested. He's grass somewhere now possibly.

Do you have any typically assumed to be disgusting habits?
I'm sure someone would find one/some of my habits to be disgusting but whatever. =)

How is/are your New Years resolution[s] going?
I don't make them. Ever.

Do you enjoy busy mall shopping?
No. I hate shopping even when it's not busy.

Do you live near the ocean?
Not anymore. It was nice all the times I did live near the ocean though. Mmm, beaches.

How often do you shop online?
Rarely.

Have you ever had mononucleosis? Was it as bad as it sounds?
Nope, never had mono. *knocks on wood*

Would you ever date someone of a different ethnicity than you?
I have before.

Would you ever have sex with someone of a different ethnicity than you?
I have before.

When did you last buy new shoes? How many pairs do you own?
I got new shoes for Christmas. I have three pairs of shoes.

Happy Sunday.

Wind me up and watch me go...

Thanks again to everyone who sent in quotes for The Big Quote Post! It turned out great. There were a lot of great quotes there and I was pleasantly surprised to have over 50 people participate. Y'all rock. If you haven't checked it out, make sure you scroll on down (or click the link ;)) and go check it out. It's long but it's worth the read. ;)

I meant to post this Saturday Survey yesterday but I saved it as a draft instead of publishing because I was otherwise distracted and not paying much attention to which button I was clicking on. Whatever, a day later here we have it. ;)

Saturday Survey #4567901
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker ;)

In the past 24 hours have you been under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Drugs, no. I've been off the drugs for 5 years now. Alcohol, yes, lol.


What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Water.


Reason behind the last time you laughed really hard?
One of my best friends said something funny as fuck.


Reason behind the last time you yelled?
The Stars won last night over Tampa Bay! I was cheering in a loud manner & perhaps yelling a bit. ;)


How long has it been since the last time you received oral sex?
A long time.


How long has it been since the last time you had intercourse?
Like... 22 hours ago.


Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
No. I'm wearing a shirt that I took from someone. (One of Boyfriend's old shirts.)


What brand of coffee do you dislike most?
Most of them. I'm a coffee snob. =)


Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
I'd like to believe that somewhere inside everyone is some good but I don't. Some people bury what little good they *may* have in so much ugly darkness that they wouldn't recognize good if they got slapped by it.


Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?
I hope so.


Have you kissed anyone with a tattoo before?
Every day.


Has anything happened to you within the past week that has made you angry?
Yeah.


Did you ever think you had the swine flu?
I did. I was sick for almost a month. If someone I'm around semi-frequently get sick, thanks to my crap immune system, I get sick and get sick worse than them, lol. But... I took medicine, got plenty of fluids and rest and voila... it was gone after a few weeks. Just like the regular fucking flu and any other common cold.


Does it annoy you when people play dumb?
Depends on the situation but most of the time yes.


What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Liquor bottles (with liquor in them), change jars, un-built model cars, various stuff.


Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
No. I pretty much never feel guilty.


Are you wearing any underwear?
Nope, just pajama bottoms because it's cold in here.


Does anyone call you by your last name?
A couple friends. Boyfriend once in a while but only when I call him by his last name, lol.


Have you ever fooled around with someone who was "just a friend"?
Yeah.


Who is your biggest enemy?
No one. I don't fuck around with that kind of drama.


Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
A wrong number, lol.


List six guys you can tell pretty much anything to?
My boyfriend, Fangs, Philly & The Engineer. I only have 4.


List six girls you can tell pretty much anything to?
......The Evil Mistress & The Model.


Are you attracted to males or females?
Both, thanks.


Would you feel awkward if you accidentally walked into a gay bar/club?
Uh, no. I wouldn't accidentally walk into one because if I walked into a gay bar it would be on purpose. =)


Have you done something bad today?
Bad bad? Nope.
Bad good? Yes.


Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Not at all. It's more amusing than anything.


Have you ever been rude to someone without even realizing it?
Probably. I'm pretty blunt and I know that comes off as rude at times but I don't mean to be.


Does toast scare you when it pops out of the toaster?
I don't really eat toast so, no.


Would you rather be tied up or handcuffed during sex?
Depends on my mood and what we're doing.


Do you like to incorporate food into sex?
Not often but once in a while it's okay.


What was the last thing you spent more than $10 on?
Gasoline to make the car go vrooom.


Is there something that turns you on that others might consider odd?
Sure. Everything is weird to someone. Cars would be one thing. I got passed by a sleek and sexy Aston Martin Vanquish the other day and almost came.


Would you be insulted if someone told you that you were "just like your father"?
Nope, not at all. I'd take it as a compliment.


Would you be insulted if someone told you that you were "just like Barney the purple dinosaur"?
I wouldn't be insulted. Just.... wondering what the fuck the person meant by that.


What are you allergic to?
Penicillin, grapefruit, pickles, cats, some other stuff.


Do you Twitter?
Yeah.


Would you ever want to own your own business?
Yes.


Have you ever gotten a lap dance from someone that didn't take place in a strip club, wasn't given by a stripper and didn't cost you anything at all?
Yes. Parties. Drunk people. Fun times.


Who knows you better than anyone?
My boyfriend.


Do you want to get married?
Yes..... Yeah, I said that and no I'm not sick.


What is your favorite Angelina Jolie movie?
Meh, I'm not a fan of hers. She's in Gone In 60 Seconds so I pick that since I f'ing love that movie.


Do you enjoy anal sex?
Yep.


What household chore do you dislike most?
Hmmm... sweeping the floors.


What kind of digital camera do you own?
Nikon.


What is the oddest thing you've used to masturbate?
Lol. There's a list. I'm not sure what the "oddest" would be. Probably tools. Wrenches and what not.


Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.


Are you hungry right now? If so, craving anything specific?
Yes. Cereal.


What is the last thing you cooked that was homemade and not made from a box, can or pre-frozen meal?
Mozzarella sticks. True story. They're easy as hell to make.


Do you read Post Secret?
Yes, sometimes. I'm not addicted but if I remember, I check it out.


Do you read Texts From Last Night?
Lol, yeah! That shit is too funny. Even if some of it is bullshit people made up, it's still amusing.


What's your favorite sport to watch?
HOCKEY! <3>

Happy Saturday!

Yank it like a monkey in a mango tree!

Saturday Survey #6969
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker ;)

What do you think of people who fuck a lot of different people and never have serious relationships?
As long as they're being safe, not cheating on anyone, lying/mind-fucking to get it and they're happy doing it; whatever. =o)


What do you look for in a significant other physically and character trait wise?
Intelligent, tall, dark hair, nice lips, broad shoulders, sense of humor, honest, into sports, into cars, big cock, has their own car, has a job, open-minded, adventurous, good communicator, fun loving, loyal and some other stuff.


What are some lyrics to the song you're listening to/last song you heard?
"Swimming through the ashes of another life, no real reason to accept the way things have changed, staring down the barrel of a .45" I fucking love Shinedown.


Lets get nosy, what do your three most recent text messages say?
Luckily my cell phone is in my lap so I won't skip this one, lol.

1. "What selfish stupid moron did what?"
2. "I had a lot of fun tonight. Lets do it again soon, k?"
3. "Hey wanna go to Sat night and see some titties? Titties and ass! Smack that ass! OOOOH TIT-IES!! LOL IM DRUNK!"


Has an ex ever wanted you back after they broke up with you?
I've never been broken up with. I had one want me back after I broke up with him though.


Do you fall for "players" ever?
Nope. I always see through that shit.


Has the last person you texted ever seen you totally naked before?
HELL NO. Last person I sent a text to was like five minutes ago to Little Sister.


Would you cry if your ex boyfriend died ?
I wouldn't know if he died since we don't keep in touch and don't have mutual friends anymore. I doubt I would anyway honestly.


Name a person that you instantly smile when you see they're calling?
A few honestly. People I love make me smile.


Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?
Lol! No. I played hockey, softball, basketball, track/field & volleyball.


What's the last thing to make you laugh?
Two and a Half Men.


What's on your mind right now?
TOO FUCKING MUCH.


Want something you can't have?
World domination. ;)


Something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
A few things. I don't like talking about them so why would I post them here? =)


What color is your shower curtain?
No shower curtain.


Do you find the naughty school girl outfit hot?
Depends on the personality of the girl wearing it. Usually it's pretty hot though. =)


Have you ever put peanut butter on an Oreo cookie before?
Yes. LS loves that shit and got me try it one time. Wasn't terrible.


Between you and your current significant other, who is more adventurous and spontaneous?
Definitely me.


Between you and your current significant other, who is more willing to try new things?
Me!


Between you and your current significant other, who is more impulsive?
Me, no contest, lol. Boyfriend isn't impulsive at all. Which balances out some of my impulsiveness since he can talk sense into me from time to time.


Between you and your current significant other, who is more loud and talkative?
I am!


Between you and your current significant other, who is more stubborn?
Oooh... I think we're pretty even on that, lol.


Between you and your current significant other, who initiates sex more often?
I do. =)


Does your current significant other snore?
Not often.


Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
Yeah, hate that.


What size shoe do you wear?
9 or 10, depends on the brand.


Do you have hardwood floor, carpet or something else as flooring in your bedroom?
Hardwood floor.


What are your three favorite things to do when hanging out at home with your significant other?
1. Fuck.
2. Watch movies.
3. Sit and talk while drinking, listening to music or sitting outside soaking up the night air.


Do you like clothes shopping or grocery shopping better?
Grocery shopping. I hate clothes shopping.


What was the last thing you were annoyed about?
Oh that's too a long, long, LONG story. =/


Are any of your friends taller than you?
Most of the guys are, most of the girls aren't.


Do you crack your knuckles?
Nope.


Spell your name without an L:
There's no L in Amorous Rocker ;)


When was the last time you were told you were cute?
A few hours ago. My boyfriend tells me I'm cute, pretty, beautiful and what not daily.


What usually wakes you up in the morning?
An alarm clock or a need to urinate.


Would you rather go to the movies or go bowling?
Depends on my mood.


Has anything happened in the past month that made you really mad?
Uh yeah. Things have happened in the last 24 hours that have pissed me off. I so want to punch a bitch in her selfish, stupid face but I won't. Though, I REALLY want to.


Do you prefer pie or cake?
ICE CREAM.

Saturday Survey

Saturday Survey #91098
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Do you like the smell of Febreeze?
Yes. I don't think it's as awesome as the commercial makes it out to be but it smells nice.


The last time you had sex, who was on top?
Me.


Are any of your friends virgins?
I know three of my friends are but I think they're the only ones. The rest are dirty little people. =p


How much money's in your bank account?
Money? Huh? What's that? =p
Yeah, that little is in there, lol. Nosey ass survey questions.


Did you ever think that "lol" meant "lots of love"?
No, haha. It could stand for a lot of things though.
"lots of love", "lushes over losers", "lusty obnoxious louses", "lots of licking" and etc.


Do you even know what "FML" stands for?
I think it means "Fuck My Life" but I'm not sure. I just see it used and look at the context it gets used it and took a guess. It could also mean "Fuck Me Leisurely", "Fuck Me Longtime", "Fuck Me LasciviousLady" , "Fuck My Luck", "Fuck My LoserDickheadBoss" and etc.


If you are what you eat and you are the last thing you ate, what does that make you?
A juicy apple and creamy vanilla yogurt, lol.


Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Mostly, yes.


What movie did you last see in theaters?
Funny People.


Do you think if you died that your most recent ex would even care?
I don't care if he would care honestly. He wouldn't even know because he's not a part of my life in any way and I never talk to any of the mutual friends and acquaintances that we had.


Have you ever thought someone died when they really didn't?
No....


Would you rather be given flowers or chocolate?
Something I really like but if I have to pick one of those then I guess flowers since I don't care for chocolate.


Did you ever daydream about your knight in shining armor?
Nope, never. I was such a tomboy, lol.


Do you use the words "epic" or "legendary" every day or almost every day?
No, I don't hardly use either of those words. I'm not a moron, thanks. I got so annoyed with people I worked with in CA calling every cool little thing "fucking epic" or "fucking legendary" all the damn time. "Oooh man, this fry sauce is fucking legendary!" "Ahh man, these shoes are so epic!" Argh.


Do you remember who you had a crush on in the 4th grade?
I didn't have crushes in 4th grade. I played sports and play fought with boys. I did not have crushes though, lol.


What would you say if someone shouted at you that they wanted to give you free pills?
I'd probably just ignore them and keep on going.


Who is funnier, Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn?
Vince. I can't stand that other guy.


Who is sexier, Kate Hudson or Katherine Heigl?
Uh, Eva Mendes! She's so sexy to me. I don't think either K is sexy but I at least like some of the movies that Katherine Heigl is in.


Who is sexier, Gerard Butler or Hugh Jackman?
OMG. No fair because I think they're both so fucking sexy and they both have accents. And uh they both act well too which is why I like seeing their movies. ;)


Have you ever dated someone hot that you weren't mentally/emotionally attracted to?
No, why the hell would you do that? I'm not shallow enough for looks to be enough to date someone. I need substance. Which is why my boyfriend rocks. Cute, great personality and not an asshole. =D


Have you ever had sex in a friend's bed?
Yeah, lol. Well, more so on since the sheet and comforter didn't get pulled back. ;)


If you could change one thing right now, it would be?
I'd have a fucking real job already. I hate not working, I get bored. I don't see how people do it.


Have you ever gone on a date or had a relationship with the same sex?
Yes.


What position were you in the last time you had sex?
I was on top and I got myself into several positions while chilling up there.


Do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love?
Oh definitely. To elaborate more would make this a very long answer though, lol.


What do you think about sex before marriage?
Whatever works for you. Just BE SAFE. Only when you're ready to do it too. Don't let anyone force you into doing something you're not ready for. And BE SAFE.


Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
I've had them pierced. Sometimes I want them pierced again, sometimes I don't.


Will you/Did you cry at your wedding?
I doubt it.


Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Both, depends on my mood.


Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Both, lol.


Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
Yeah. I should have let them in some instances, lol.


What's your middle name?
A pretty one... =o)


Ever kissed anyone named Anthony, David or Nate?
Anthony & David, yes. Nathaniel, yes but just Nate, no. I knew a guy whose name was just Nate too, not Nathan or Nathaniel or anything else, lol.


Ever kissed anyone named Jamie, Christy or Jessica?
Yes to all.


Do you take ecstasy?
Nope. The last time I took that I was 19 & I don't fuck around with shit like that anymore.


Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Yes. Dolphins too.


Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
No, lol.


Do you think that you have made a difference in some one's life?
Yeah, I've been told that a time or two. It feels good.


When was the last time you ate at Taco Bell?
Last week.


When was the last time you ate peach cobbler?
I don't eat peach cobbler. Ever.


Do you have a Louis Vuitton purse?
Nope. I don't have any clothing or accessory that's a fancy or expensive label honestly, lol.


Do you wear American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, GAP or Hollister?
Ew. No to all of the above, lol.


Do you write in cursive or print?
It's a mix of both, lol.


Is it possible for someone to like both Hollister and Hot Topic?
Sure. I don't know anyone that does but I don't see why it's not possible. People like what they like and if they can find something in both stores they dig, go for it.


How old were you when you got your first cell phone?
I don't even remember.


Do you have a friend named Ashley?
Indeed I do. She lives far away though.


Do you wear eyeliner?
Oh yes. I love eyeliner.


What accent do you like the most?
I loooove accents. Irish, Australian, Scottish, Italian and on and on.


Do you find graveyards scary?
No, not really. Creepy at times but mostly I'm fine with them. I even find some to be rather nice looking. Weird I know, lol.


Honestly - have you ever written something on a bathroom stall?
I don't think so. Shit though, I don't remember. Could have happened while really damn drunk.


Do you give or get advice more often?
Give give give.


What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
Lemon lime is rad. Some of the others are good too.


How do you feel about chocolate covered pretzels?
Dark chocolate covered only please.


Have you ever been cut off at the bar by the bartender?
Nope. =D


Have you ever thrown up in a bar from being too drunk?
Nope. I don't get vomit or get hungover from being too drunk.


Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone?
Once in a while yeah, lol.


Do sports confuse you?
NO! I love sports.


Could you go a day without music?
I COULD but I wouldn't want to.


Have you ever gone camping?
Not in such a long time.


Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?
Yes, Boyfriend has ink. =o)

Happy Saturday!!!!

Come on and shake it...

My internet is working today! So yay. It works during the day but doesn't work from midnight on. I don't get home from work until after midnight most nights and I usually blog after I get home from work. So... since I haven't been able to get on to post hardly at all this week, I'm doing a little post along with the Saturday Survey today. ;)

I got this beach skirt from Wal-Mart. I don't normally buy clothes from Wal-Mart but I was roaming around in there one day and saw this with all the beach and pool stuff. It's kind of like towel material but it's super soft and I loved the colors which is what made me buy it. Along with the fact that it was only $5.



While also roaming in Wal-Mart, I was looking around at other stuff and saw this. That's condoms, lubrication, vibrating rings that don't last long and all that jive. Then above all this stuff, they had a stack of boxes featuring a kiddie toy with Winnie the Pooh. I found it amusing they had a Winnie the Pooh toy stocked up above all the condoms and stuff.

"Mommy look, Winnie! Can I have Winnie? Hey, what's in all those bright colorful boxes on the shelf underneath mommy?!"

Hahaha. =o)




I should have my newest toy review up on Monday. I got all the pictures uploaded while I could today and saved the links to the pictures and the slideshow in a word document so I could work them in as a write the review out in word. Woohoo.



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Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing boxers, lol. And I got them from Target I think.


When you were in school, did you ever get suspended?
I got 3 days of In School Suspension in 3rd grade for being a bad chickie, lol. My teacher forgot to bring me my school work though so I just sat in the library in the cubicle of shame doodling and writing in my notebooks. I didn't have the make the work up afterward because I didn't miss anything vital.


Do you find it difficult to sleep on your stomach?
Meh kind of. It's more uncomfortable because of the boobs.


Are your lips chapped?
Nope.


What was the last sports related program you watched?
2009 NHL DRAFT!


How many girls, that you're not related to, do you fully trust?
Fully? Two.


Do you get frustrated quickly?
Depends on what it is and the mood I'm in.


Did you see the movie Twilight?
Nope, no interest.


Do you take any sleeping pills?
Once in a while when I'm not sleeping.


If you could move somewhere else right now today, would you? Where?
Yes. I'd move back to Texas. I can't stand it here.


If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
If it's just a random thing and not for something specific, I'd spend some on me. Then I'd go out and spend/give out the rest.


How old will you turn in 2010?
25.


Would you ever consider adoption?
No, I don't want children.


Do you want something you can’t have right now?
Kind of.


Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Meh, I don't really care much about it but it's important to my boyfriend so I do it. =)


Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Sure you can but I don't think you should do it unless it's for you. You should only change who and what you are if it's for self improvement.


Without saying names, what's one thing about the last person you kissed?
He has big toes. ;)


What's something you're not looking forward to?
Work tonight, lol.


Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
Nope. I rarely feel guilty.


Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
No, I don't look good in most of them. I prefer skirts.


When was the last time you played Beer Pong?
I hate that game actually.


Where is the last place you cried besides in your own house?
Outside, down by this bridge and this river.


What kind of first​ impre​ssion​ do you think​ you make?​
I have no idea. I think it's different for anyone I meet because different people have different perspectives.

Happy Saturday!

In the air tonight...

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Are you a patient person?
A little but not that much, lol.


Would you rather be mad or sad?
Mad. I know how to deal with mad.


Are you afraid of death/dying?
I'm not afraid of it. I just don't want my life to be over any time soon.


Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?
No.


Last thing you spent money on?
Food.


What were you doing at 10 last night?
Working my ass off.


Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
Gosh yes but not in a long time, lol.


Have you ever drove without your license?
Nope. I'm not driving right now because my license is expired, lol.


Do people ever spell your name wrong?
All the fucking time. Even after I've told them how it is spelled, some still get it wrong. It's not THAT hard.


Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Nope. More like the reverse.


Are you cheating on someone right now?
Nope, never.


Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Only if it's warm.


Do you put butter on your bread before putting the peanut butter on when making a sandwich?
No... Why would I do that? Hmm for some reason that sounds familiar though. Weird.


Favorite Sundae topping?
Meh, I don't like sundaes much. I just LOVE ice cream. Just give me that. Mmm.


Did you take Piano lessons?
I did briefly when I was younger.


Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
HOCKEY! I used to play actually a long time ago. So fun. I'm good at basketball though. Both would be fine. Mmm sports.


Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
I do actually, lol. I will blame that on all the hockey I watch.


Favorite Cheese?
Depends on my mood and what I'm eating.


Have you thrown up on an airplane?
Never. Though I almost did once. I didn't have time to eat anything before the flight and it was turbulent which made my empty stomach rock and roll all over the place. I thought I would puke but didn't thankfully. I ate so fast during my layover, lol.


Have you thrown up at work before?
Yes.


When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I never had to sneak out.


Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?
In an apartment with one of my guy friends. Then several more people moved in. We partied sooo much, lol.


Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I could if I had to.. I should anyway.


Ever been told "it’s not you, it's me"?
Nope.


Have you pretended to like someone just to "keep the peace"?
Nope.


Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Uh yeah.


When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
All of the time. Lol.


Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
Nope. That's not right.


Do you have bangs?
Gosh no. I would look AWFUL.


What do you own with zebra print on it?
Absolutely NOTHING.


You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
If I took 15 shots right in a row, I'd probably be sick. I can handle that much if it's done over the course of a few hours and I'll just be silly drunk.


What is important to you right now?
A lot.


Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
Nope. Now that you mention it though.... Nope, still not.


Do you cut out coupons?
Not really. Maybe I should start, lol.


What's the wierdest thing under your bed?
Nothing. My bed sits directly on the floor.


How does it make you feel looking at pictures of your ex with someone new?
I don't feel anything because I don't do that, lol.


Have you ever been in a relationship but wanted to be with someone else?
Nope. If I wanted to be with someone else, I wouldn't be in a relationship just for the fuck of it.


Did you have a good birthday this year?
It was nice.


Last person you told a secret to?
The bathroom mirror. The girl in there never tells.

They call you Jezebel....

What are your favorite lyrics in the song that you last listened to?
"Open their eyes to the beauty
Open their hearts to the fun
Open their minds to the idea that you don't own someone

They call you Jezebel
Whenever men walk by
They say that they can tell
The longing in your eyes is real
And how you really feel
But they can't see your appeal"


Have you ever started off on the wrong foot with someone but later ended up getting along with them?
Oh yeah... Then there are people you get off on the right foot with and get along great at first but then you see more of what makes them who they are and you get along less and less. Human interaction is so interesting.


Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
If I put some pants on then yes. =)


What was on your mind mostly today?
So much. Too much really.


If your significant other/person you're dating or interested in signed into your social networking account (Facebook/MySpace/ETC) right now and read your messages would they get mad by anything they read?
No. I don't have FB and my MySpace doesn't have any messages that I wouldn't want him seeing because I don't send anything I wouldn't want him seeing, lol.


Can you really be "addicted" to someone?
Me personally? Probably not. I need my space and my alone time, lol. Do I think other people can be addicted to someone? Sure, there are plenty of super obsessive people in the world so why not?


Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No.


What is on your left wrist now?
Black and purple bracelets.


Do you like to shower at night or in the morning?
Both. Sometimes twice a day. Lol.


What is the most recent thing you and your most recent ex boyfriend/ girlfriend talked about?
I don't talk to him.


Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/ girlfriends at the same time?
No. That's too much to keep up with. And wrong. I'd also just be too annoyed with that. I have enough trouble working at one relationship, thank you very much.


Do you wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?
Hmm.. Yeah.


Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yeah but it's from being worn out not because I got them that way, lol.


When is the best time to have sex?
Any time I happen to be awake is a good time. Then again, it's also fine to be woken up that way.


Will you be doing any illegal drugs in the near future?
No, sure won't. I quit those several years ago and I'm not going back. Though I do struggle not to from time to time.


Have you done anything sneaky lately?
I've probably tried to do something sneaky but it just doesn't work out for me, lol.


Have you ever considered having a sex change?
Never.


What store did you get the pants you're currently wearing from?
I'm not wearing pants.


How often do you watch porn?
Almost never. I'd rather fuck over watching other people fuck. If I can't fuck, I'll masturbate. Which I don't need porn for. I have toys and very capable hands if I don't feel like using toys. Not to mention one damn good imagination.


What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
It depends on the situation. Sometimes positive and realistic. I don't lie to myself to keep calm or to feel better.

How do you know when you're "in love" with someone?
Cartoon hearts flutter around your head, stars dance in your eyes, rays of fucking sunshine beam out of your ears, you walk on clouds, unicorns prance beside you everywhere you walk, rainbows shoot out your ass and there is constant happy music playing all around as you skip across clouds with your unicorns. You know, all that kind of stuff. It's quite the show to see pass by actually.

Happy Saturday! ;)

I'm looking like a fool again...

I was lame such a nerd and got totally excited when I saw the Google design today celebrating 25 years of Tetris. That game has been one of my absolute favorites since I was a little kid and I still love it now, lol. I've had it on most of my cell phones and play it a lot when I want to zone out amd ignore everything around me for a bit. <3>

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Who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
Beside? Hmm. I dunno. Family maybe? When my dude and I go out to eat, we set across from each other and he's the last one I went out to eat with, lol.


Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
No way. I won't even be home from work before 3 AM.


If something was wrong, who is the first guy you would go to?
My boyfriend. Unless it's something to do with him and I need to vent or acquire advice, then Philly or Fangs.


Who is the first girl you'd go to if something was wrong?
Uh... I think it would depend on what it is. I don't usually go to one of the girls first, lol.


Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
No, I waxed like 5 days ago and I'm still good.


If your ex said they hate you, you say?
Go away. =)


Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
Hotel.


Which smells better; Gasoline or Permanent markers?
Oooh I love the smell of both. I think Gasoline smells better though.


Do you eat whip cream straight out of the can?
Rarely.


Don't you hate waiting for someone to show up somewhere?
No, not really. Unless they're really late then I get annoyed a little bit, lol.


Who did you last get into an argument with?
Fangs.


Do you drink lots of water?
Yes.


Could you handle a long distance relationship?
I'm doing it now. It sucks but we make it work. I think it helps knowing it won't be forever.


Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
Yeah. I've been awake for almost 3 days straight. I passed the fuck out when I finally sat down. And I slept for almost 12 hours too, lol. So glad I don't do shit like that anymore.


Does the last person you kissed have tattoos?
Yeah.


Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
Every day. =)


Last person you talked to before bed last night?
Boyfriend.


What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was at work.


Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Once in a while. When I need to.


Are you a shy person?
No, lol. Not at all.


Do you answer the phones at your job?
I do sometimes. I hate to though because it's always a customer bitching, a customer wanting to know what time we close or a co-worker wanting to know their damn schedule.


Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yes but whatever. =)


Are you high?
Nope. I'm drug free (now) thanks.


Would you rather call or text?
I'd rather text or talk in person.


What's your favorite Christmas song?
I don't like Christmas music.


Expecting something to change in the next month?
Possibly. I'm not sure...


Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
Probably not.


Has someone ever licked your cheek or forehead?
Both, yeah, lol..


Has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful?
Yeah, a few people. Boyfriend does sometimes.


If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
Nope. If I like them and they treat me well, too bad for everyone else. They don't have to be with them, I do.


Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
Yeah, damn yard gnomes.

I'm bouncing off the walls again...

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Whats a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?
Ha, we'll use my blog name for this. Ornate. ;)


What were you doing at ten last night?
Work.


Do you have a blog crush? If so, care to say who?
I might and nope. Not today anyway. ;) =p


When was the last time you had dinner with your father?
Wednesday night.


What kind of chocolate is your favorite?
Dark chocolate is the only kind I like. I'm not a fan of chocolate really though. Caramel though... mmm.


Have you ever had sex in a hotel with the last person you had sex with?
Yes.


How long do you have until your birthday?
Less than one month. June 15th y'all!


What do you want for your next birthday?
Money.


Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Nope.


What's bothering you right now?
This thing, that thing, the other thing.


Would you rather drive a moped or a minivan?
Minivan. At least when it rains, I won't get soaked. I could totally rock a minivan, lol.


The last time you were really annoyed, what caused that to happen?
A guy was really pissing me off by being an obnoxious shit head.


The last person that really annoyed you, what are two things that annoy you most about them?
He has an opinion about everything and his opinion IS the right one.
He talks to everyone like they're 70 IQ points dumber than he is.
He's been there, done that and did it better than you... with almost everything.
He has tantrums when he gets pissed off or annoyed.
You cannot say anything around him without him wanting to stick his nose in and know what's being said and then gets bitchy when you tell him, "Don't worry about it" because it's none of his beeswax.

Okay that was more than two but whatever. This is all fresh on my mind and I can't decide which things annoy me most.


Who are your last 5 text messages from?
Boyfriend, my dad and Philly.


How many times have you gotten into a argument with the last person you spoke in person with?
Countless. Some times they're good natured arguments. Other times, they're very unpleasant. We always work through them.


Have you ever had a panic attack?
Yeah. I almost had one on Monday night when we were walking the bridge. I have issues with bridges and setting foot on them.


Would you date someone who lived in another state?
I do but we were in the same state before I moved, lol. So yeah. I don't think I would try to start a relationship with someone who was in another state.


If you were kicked out of your current residence, what would you do?
Pack up all my important shit, call a cab, head to the airport, get a ticket back home to Texas and then I'd kill time in the airport by calling people to figure out who could pick me and my stuff up, lol.


Do you think relationships are hard?
They can be, yeah. Nothing really worth it ever comes completely easy though. A lot of hard work goes into making a relationship works but it's worth it.


Do you think you have made a substantial difference in any one's life?
I don't know.... I think so.


When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
All of the time at work, lol. =D


Do you think money buys happiness?
No.


Do you understand football?
Oh yeah. I love football. =D


Who is your favorite basketball team?
Dallas Mavericks!


What sport do you love playing?
Basketball, baseball and hockey.


What kind of phone do you have?
A Samsung Propel.


Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
I only sing obnoxiously when I'm just fooling around and acting dumb.


Do you know a guy named David?
Quite a few. =)


When is your birthday?
JUNE 15TH!


Ever had a near death experience?
A few. So far, I'm winning.

X is just to mark the spot because that's the one you really want...

Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with?
I'm smart. Ha! Also because things didn't work out between us and ultimately, that was for the best.


If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Spring or Fall, definitely.


How are you feeling?
I feel like tacos. Mmmm, tacos.


Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a celebrity?
Yeah, several. One I don't get (well technically I don't get/see any of the ones that get mentioned!) is Christina Ricci. Seriously people? She's pretty damn hot.


How would you feel if your last ex fell in love with someone else?
I wouldn't feel anything due to the fact that I wouldn't know because I never speak to him nor do I care what he does as long as he leaves me alone, lol.


What is a movie you can quote?
"Don't be so unkind. You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you'll hear...."


Do you dress for style or comfort?
I dress for comfort and whatever I like. Never stylish or trendy but I really don't care.


Have you ever been given a rose?
Do not give me a rose. I hate roses.


Who's the last person you got in a yelling fight with?
A friend.


Is anyone in your family in the military?
Yeah, a few.


Do you own a pair of slippers?
Nope.


Would you run around your neighborhood at night for 5 minutes without a shirt on for $1,000?
Hell yeah!


Which one of your friends would you swap eyes with, if you had to?
Fangs. He has such pretty eyes. Or any of them that have green eyes.


Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Been there, done that. Might do it again.


Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yeah but whatever. People talk, I don't care what most of them say and the people who really matter don't listen to petty gossip and ridiculous rumors.


Are you easy to get along with?
Depends.


Would you rather pierce your tongue or lip?
Tongue. I don't think I would look good with a lip ring sadly.


Were you ever been sent to the office at school because your outfit was inappropriate for school?
Nah, lol.


What's usually colder, your hands or your feet?
Feet! They're like ice.


Do you like competition?
Yes, I do.


Do you Twitter?
Yes, I do. Do you?


Do you like hot, spicy foods?
HELL YEAH!


What is your favorite type of material when it comes to bedsheets?
Jersey knit cotton or high thread count Egyptian cotton. Mmm. My bed is a sanctuary.


What is your favorite sweet treat?
Ice cream!


Do you think making out is slutty?
Generally, no. Making out is hot. During a funeral, while you're in a church service, during a wedding ceremony where you're neither of the two being wed; totally tasteless and trashy.


What is keeping you warm right now?
Socks, pajama pants and your girlfriend my UT Longhorns blanket.


Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
If by "dirty" you mean "impressive and astounding" then yes, yes I do.

Happy Saturday!

Dude looks like a lady...

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Is there a television commercial for a food product that makes you want to go eat it right when you see it?
Okay, weird thing here. Those Hidden Valley Ranch commercials make me want ranch dressing so when I see those I want to go eat carrot sticks or something so I can have some ranch, lol.


Are you medicated right now?
I fucking wish! I need some allergy medicine something bad.


Do you blow dry your hair?
Mostly no. Only if I want to straighten it out or if it's cold out.


Can you see a stuffed animal from where you're sitting?
Nope, lol.


How old do people guess you are?
Usually between 17 and 20, even though I'll be 24 in a little less than a month now.


Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
Only one but we weren't friends in elementary school. We didn't become friends until we were teenagers, lol.


Would you rather have ice cream or cake for dessert?
Ice cream cake! If I can't have that, definitely ice cream. I looove love love ice cream.


Your best friend tells you they are pregnant... what's your reaction?
I take pictures and totally exploit my buddy because my best friend is a dude and if he's pregnant, I'm making some fucking money off of that shit.


Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No fan and there wouldn't be dust if I had one.


What was the last voice mail you received about?
This chick from work asking me to work for her because she was "sick" and needed someone to take her shift. Which oddly enough, she had complained two days prior saying she didn't want to work that night. Funny how they always get sick so conveniently. ;)


What has been your most embarrassing moment so far?
The day I was born. I was in a room full of people I don't know totally naked, crying my head off and covered in goop. Talk about embarrassing.... ;)


Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
Right here, typing this shit out. My heart's still chillin' inside me. I don't think it would be such a hot idea to go pulling it out and handing it to anyone. The whole dying from a gaping hole in my chest isn't appealing. Plus, talk about a lousy gift


When you're in the shower about to wash your hair, do you put shampoo in your left or right hand?
Depends on which hand I pick the bottle up with.


Have you ever been leaning in a chair, leaned back too far and toppled over?
Not that I can remember. I don't lean back in chairs that can topple over though, lol.


What does your last text message from a girl say?
Normally I would not answer this question but since my cell is sitting right here.... "I'm going to crash out now sexy girl, text me tomorrow and let me know how the rest of your boring work night goes lol" -from The Evil Mistress


What was the last song you sang out loud?
One of the songs from Pirates of the Caribbean, lol.


Did you see anyone yesterday that you wish you hadn't?
Yeah some annoying ass customers and some lazy, annoying co-workers.


Have you seen the last guy you got a text from naked?
Yes, yes I have, haha. ;)


Your ex runs into you and hugs you, what do you do?
Junk-punch him all up in his man business.


Be honest, did you watch the Hannah Montana Movie?
FUCK NO.


What is the best thing about your job?
Uh... I get a paycheck twice a month. That's my favorite thing about it.


Have you ever had a real life stalker?
Yes. That shit sucks.


Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
Me? Sober at a party? *chuckles*


Name one band that is still together that you've always wanted to see perform live but probably never will?
Aerosmith.


What movie did you watch last?
Mrs. Doubtfire. It was on HBO Family and nothing else was on. Plus, I always crack up when Robin Williams sets his tits on fire, bwa ha ha.