Statistics are fun...

The four most common search terms that people use to intentionally find my blog are no big surprise and are not that interesting.

amorous rocker
not your average chick blog
amorous chick blog
amorous rocker blog

Sometimes, some come up that are slightly interesting. They leave me amused and slightly puzzled at times. Mostly, I can see how my blog popped up from the search though. They also make me wonder how many pages someone searched through until they found me. Some of the searches from the last week like that?

not your average call girl blog
"content warning" list of blogs
she not like your average
blogger content warning amy wife swinger

Sometimes, they are downright fucking strange. They do more than leave me slightly puzzled. More so, they have me sitting there saying aloud, "What the fuck? How the hell did that direct someone to my blog?" With those, I do have to go to whatever search engine was used to type in whatever search phrase was used. I just sometimes can't imagine some of these searches conjured up a link to my blog. So, I go search and I find that, of course, it did and I know it's just words linked together or a phrase. Still though. Then I wonder what the fuck someone searching these phrases was hoping to find. I almost always decide I would rather not know. Two such instances from this last week?

mm's secret longing after hard dick...

mrs. doubtfire little rug munchers

Go ahead, I'm not making this shit up. I think one was a Google search and one was a yahoo! search or they were both off of Google. Don't remember. I do come up with both of them though, lol.

Anyway.... =o)

Boyfriend and I are going to see a concert tonight. He's had the tickets for months as the main band playing is his absolute favorite band ever. The opening act is one of my absolute favorite metal bands ever. He likes the opener as well and I also like the main act too. Should be fun. I'm excited.

Tomorrow I have to get a review up. Shit has been so crazy I haven't had time for blogging. Life happens. I need a t-shit that says that.... I might have to make one. Or five. Someone might want to buy one. ;) Lol.

Happy Tuesday!

Great Read Award!

Amy of Sex, Chocolate and Red Lipstick gave me a blog award. I had intended to do this earlier on in the week but like I said, haven't felt like writing. So, I'm finally getting it done The award calls for a Top Ten List and then passing the award on to whomever you see fit. So, lets go.

For my Top Ten, I'm making a random list put together of my favorite suggestions from the readers and blog friends who made suggestions when I asked. I didn't pick just one idea, I picked 10 out of the 20-something ideas I got offered up to me. In example, some suggestion were "Top 10 Awesome Concerts You've Been To" & "Top 10 Favorite Childhood Toys You Still Love" so I look the themes and made them into one question. I got so many good suggestions, I couldn't decide. This way seemed fun. So woohoo. Thanks y'all. Onward.

My Random Top Ten

1. I Wish I Hadn't.

Paid so little attention in Spanish class. It would be helpful now if I could speak it. In my job searching, I get rather sick of seeing jobs I want to apply for and then seeing they want someone bilingual.


2. One Of The Worst Ways A Guy Has Tried To Pick Me Up.

My boyfriend and I were out at a bar. We had just gotten there and were waiting on friends. Boyfriend headed off to the boys room and I stayed standing around the front, doing something on my phone. I was making a call and a guy came up to me and flipped open his cell phone and stood next to me. When I got off the phone he says to me, "Were you trying to call me or was I trying to call you? Either way we need to exchange numbers so we can call each other sometime." No fucking joke. My boyfriend had been on his way back already and then he waited for the dude to finish his lines before walking around him to get to me. I forgot what I said to the guy but he got the hint (as if my laughing didn't give it away enough already) and went away.


3. Awesome concert.

So hard to pick just one since I've seen SO MANY great ones. I pick Incubus. It can be read about here. They're one of my absolute favorite bands. <3


4. Best Hockey Commercial.

I love the hockey commercials that come on Versus & the NHL channel during hockey season. They're hilarious. My favorite?




5. One Way "The Mood" Was Definitely Killed.

I was with a guy and we had gone to a movie. During the movie, we were fooling around a little here and there. After the movie, we fooled around in his car for a little bit. We decided it would be fun to go to a playground and fool around there. We went and started making out on the slide. He started going down on me and a car drove by and backfired. He thought it was a gunshot, freaked out and bit me so hard I started bleeding. Blood made him nauseous and the taste of blood in his mouth grossed him out so he had to turn away so he could throw up.


6. Actress That Everyone Finds Sexy That Don't Do It For Me.

Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. I don't follow celeb bullshit news so I couldn't think of anyone other than those two and don't know who is hot right now. Don't care enough to go Google it either actually, lol.. Nothing against their skills and talent as actresses though. Nothing against them as people either since I don't know them. Just saying as far as looks go I don't find either of them appealing.


7. Favorite Childhood Toy That I Still Love.

LEGOS. Those are awesome.


8. Sexual Position I Could Happily Never Do Again.

Bended Knee or Pile Driver. Both are more trouble than they're worth.


9. Best Non-Physical Thing I Love About My Boyfriend.

He is a total sweetheart and does everything he can to make me happy. I could make a top 20 list on this topic but since I'm taking each list idea and keeping it to one thing, I'll go with that one. Actually, I did two things on a few here so I'll pick another. He makes me laugh. =o)


10. Odd Sexual Experience.

I was fooling around with a girl once. She was performing oral on me and then decided it would be fun to blindfold me. I went for it because we had fooled around many times and she was a friend of mine. I didn't think she would do anything to hurt me plus I had my hands free to pull off the blindfold if I got uncomfortable. Which I did after a few minutes because I felt a really odd sensation. I pulled off the blindfold and she was dragging a fork up and down my lips while she licked my clit. It was such a weird feeling. I told her to knock it off and she asked me if I would prefer a spoon or butter knife instead. I told her neither because silverware just didn't rock my socks off.

Now to pass on the Great Read Award! I know, my list was so long I bet some of y'all forgot there was an award given that needs some passing on. I read a lot of really kickass blogs so it's hard to only pick a few to give this to.

Panda Dementia
TUG
Sexie Sadie
Ms Bitchtits
13 Messages
Rage
Saucy Wildcat
Emmy
Barefoot Dreamer
Weekends Off
Mina & Sylvanus

Of course, I won't mind if any or all of those fine people pass on doing a Top Ten List of their own. =o) Also, no surprise I went overboard in picking people to hand off the Great Read award too, lol. ;)

Happy Saturday!

PINK!

**First, I'm still open to ideas for my Top Ten Post tomorrow.
See yesterday's post to see the details.**

And shit, since moving my blog here in June 0f '08 my blog has reached 100,000 hits in just over a year. More aptly, it's at 100,395 right now but I totally haven't been paying attention to it lately. That kind of amazes me since 95,000 was only 24 days ago. Thanks to everyone who comes here to read my garbage, rants, ramblings, plays along with my interactive posts/schemes and everything else. XoXo!

Wednesday night I went to see Pink at the American Airlines Center in Dallas. Yeah, I love Pink! She's not my normal cup of tea because I pretty much don't like that kind of music very much. Pink, I adore and have for years. I relate so well to her lyrics and I think she's fucking badass.

Anyway, we're broke ass people right now so how did we get money for tickets to go see Pink? Not only did we see Pink, we were on the floor, standing not so far away from the stage. By the way, if you think people at rock and metal shows are rough about pushing to the front... these people were NUTS. Anyway, we didn't pay for the tickets. I got a very awesome opportunity presented to me and I couldn't pass it by. A very awesome lady by the name of Pretty Princess G had purchased two tickets to go see Pink the day they went on sale several months ago. Recently though the poor lady has been sick and hasn't kicked it yet. Due to her being sick, she wasn't going to be able to make the Pink show she had tickets for. She was trying to find someone to give them away to. She said she was waiting to find out if her sister could take them and go to the show. Then she said if her sister couldn't, I could have them if wanted them.

Um, fuck yes. So I wait around anxiously and then a while later she tells me the tickets are mine, we just have to go see her in Dallas and pick them up. My boyfriend being the awesome boyfriend and all around great guy that he is drove out to where she was and picked them up. Though she didn't tell me the tickets were badass and on the floor. I didn't find out that until Boyfriend told me after he picked up the tickets.

Despite the initial nutty, pushy people and one really loud, drunk, smelly, obnoxious bitch; it was a damn good show. Pink puts on an amazing show actually. It's visually stunning, the pictures I posted don't do the stage setup much justice. It was gorgeous though. The second the curtain dropped, I was enamored with the set. It was one of the coolest fucking things I have ever seen. The tour is called the "Funhouse Tour" and the stage is set up like a funhouse. The costumes/make-up that Pink, her dancers and her bad wore matched the theme as well. As did the props they used during the show. It was so fun to just watch that. In rock/metal shows I actually hate a big fancy glamorous stage show. I just want to see them play and a little glitz and lights goes a long way at those kinds of shows. I digress...

Pink really sang. I was going to be disappointed if she was a lip syncing bitch. I don't like most music like that anyway and she's pretty much the only poppy artist I like. As far as female singers, I don't care for most of them. The ones I do like are usually in rock/metal bands. Such as Lacuna Coil, Flyleaf, Epica, Nightwish, Sirenia and a few others. Totally nothing like Pink but that's what I prefer. Pink didn't fake it though, she was really singing and she really has a great sounding voice. I was totally happy. She interacted fine with the crowd and had a good sense of humor about a couple mishaps during the show. Though the mishaps weren't by any fault of hers, like the microphone that cut out and went dead on her in the middle of singing. The show was amazing and the music was great. Her lead guitarist guy was better than some of the dudes I've seen in rock/metal bands too. That dude was awesome and I enjoyed the couple guitar solos he did. I also totally enjoyed the girly rude bimbos near me who couldn't handle the badass totally rock guitar solos he did. Watching them cover their ears and look disgusted made me giggle. Pink and company did a Led Zep song along with a Queen song. Didn't do a bad job of it either. I usually hate when people cover Queen but they did it pretty well and it was fun.

I had a really great time and I'm so happy I got to go. Especially since I've been having a hard time emotionally lately and have just felt down and crappy because of things . Getting to go to that show was amazing and put me in a little bit of a better head space. I would have never been able to go had it not been for Pretty Princess G hooking me up with her tickets. It wasn't something I could afford at all so I wouldn't have gone. I was so happy when we got there, got our wristbands and made it down to the floor. At first, I couldn't believe I was really there. I almost felt like crying because I felt so happy and for the last almost 2 weeks my emotions have been much more negative and down more often than not. It felt good to forget things and just have a good time. A really good time. Thank you so much to Pretty Princess G for being such a cool lady and letting me have her tickets. I appreciate it so much.

Now, pictures anyone? I admit, they're not that good because they were taken with my camera phone. I don't know where the hell my digital camera cord is and my boyfriend needs to replace his. So, all we've got to use are camera phones for now, lol. Also, I didn't care to play with the light settings on my phone too much. I was more interested in the show. Though Boyfriend took all the pictures. He rocks like that.



To see the slide show on a larger scale, click here.

To see the Pink photo set, click here.

Happy Friday!

Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy...

I haven't posted anything all week. I've got a lot going on, mostly not the best stuff. I've been busy cleaning a house, not for money but for good reason. I've also just not been in the best of spirits and haven't felt moved to write. I've got some news that is good and bad. The bad outweighs the good but such is life. The bad involves illness, dying and the approaching death of two people I love very much who have been battling their illnesses for quite some time now and have fought and made it through. They're on the downward slide now and very much losing their battles with cancers and other issues. So while I appreciate the "hopefully things turn around for the better soon!" or "don't worry, everything will be okay!" and all the comments like that; they really don't fit in the situation. I'll post fully about that next week though.

I went to see Pink last night in concert. Floor seats. For free. I'll post tomorrow about how I got free tickets plus how the show was plus a BIG slideshow of awesome pictures from the show. So come back tomorrow and check that out, please.


Amy of Sex, Chocolate and Red Lipstick gave me a blog award. I had intended to do this earlier on in the week but like I said, haven't felt like writing. So, I'll be doing it Saturday once I figure out what kind of Top Ten List I will be doing. The award calls for a Top Ten List and I get to choose what it's about. The gorgeous Amy did her Top Ten Turn-Ons as her list. Now, I'm not sure what I want to do my Top Ten on. So, I'm asking you dear readers for a theme idea. What kind of Top Ten do you want to see me post? Leave your suggestions in the comments or if you would prefer it, e-mail them to me.

Happy Thursday!!!

Finally, the big picture post!

*This post will stay on top for the weekend so scroll down past this if you come back Saturday for the Stripper Story post ;)*

I am going to start this off again by saying I am seriously amazed at the amount of participation I got with the Big Picture Post. When I started this idea up, I expected 10 to maybe 15 people to play along with me and send me pictures. I thought if I got 25 or 30 pictures, that would be awesome. Then I thought 40 would be kick ass! Then when I got to 70, I was ecstatic because it was more than double what I had expected and hoped for. When I got to 100, I was amazed that people were sending me so many pictures to share. When I finished uploading the pictures last night, the grand total was 200 pictures! Granted, the last 17 are various pictures I submitted from my huge collection of stuff. That means 183 came from y'all! Most people sent more than one. Some sent 5, 7 and even 10 or more. I did not at all expect to get that much participation. I'm insanely thrilled that I did though.

My idea was to do a eclectic mix of things. So I asked for anything from trees, sunshine, lips, booze, boobs, pets, toys, rain, shoes, candy, random street signs, legs, bright colors, piercings, silly face shots, beaches and anything else y'all wanted to submit. I got quite a variety of things. Some are not safe for work but most of them are. Still, the not safe for work shots are rather racy so keep that in mind. ;)

Originally, when I thought I would get 40 pictures if I was lucky and begged enough, my plan was to post them here on the blog. I was really counting on getting 25 to 30 pictures so I figured it would be a rather image heavy post and thought it would be okay. When I hit 70, I thought a slide show would be a good idea. Then I could just work out something with all the links. Once I hit 150 though, I knew there was no fucking way I was doing a single blog post with that many pictures. Even if I broke it down into multiple posts and did 25 pictures for each one, it would still take me a long time and several posts to get everything displayed. So, I created a separate free Flickr account just specifically for this project. I started uploading and it took me several days to get the pictures uploaded. Then I had to wait to find out how to credit and link some people's pictures. Then more pictures came in. The last 5 people to submit pictures submitted them yesterday. I added them late last night and then I was finally done.

I created a set with all 200 pictures. Click here http://www.flickr.com/photos/amorousrocker28/sets/72157622402264702/ to see it. Now, the credit and link are in the picture description. This link will take you to the set start page. Click the pictures to make them bigger and the links will be clickable. Some people were more specific in how they wanted to be linked. If you want me to change how you are credited/linked, PLEASE E-MAIL me and let me know and I'll get to it when I have the chance.

Another way to view is to just go to my project photostream page. The pictures are bigger and you can read the descriptions and see who posted which picture. Clicking on the picture makes it bigger and also makes the credited link clickable. http://www.flickr.com/photos/amorousrocker28/

You DO NOT need to be signed in to Flickr and don't even need an account to view the pictures. So get to clicking and enjoy the picture show!

THANK YOU SO MUCH to each and every person who submitted a picture/pictures to me for my project. It was a cool idea, I had fun doing it and I'm quite happy with the participation I got. I'll totally be doing something like this again! Just not too soon, lol. ;)


The Blue-Eyed Vixen (gets her text in pink today, since she's such a fan of the color, lol) posted one of my pictures from yesterday's HNT up on her blog today for her Friday Favorites feature. Go check out what other pictures she chose to feature and find out what she liked about them.

The beautiful Amy at Sex, Chocolate and Red Lipstick decided to give me a blog award. So of course, I'll be playing along and passing it on to a few other awesome bloggers. I'll get to that Sunday or next week. Thanks Amy!

Happy Friday!

I wake up screaming....

I hate to sound like a broken record but I still need the two people holding me up on the picture post to email me. I've seen both of you creeps blogging and on Twitter so come on, just return a simple email. I really want to use your pictures because they are all beautiful but the big picture post is going up tomorrow. If I don't know how to credit you properly and know which blog/website you want to be linked to, I'm just going to skip on using your pictures. If you both only had one blog that would make it easier but you both have kink blogs, vanilla blogs, Twitter and other shit. The good thing about this is that I've had four more people e-mail me pictures in while waiting on the hold-ups so I'm over 150+ pictures now. Make sure you come back tomorrow to see who submitted pictures and what all they submitted. It's quite the variety. There are some weird, beautiful, HOT, cute and stunning pictures to be seen. Make sure you have time to look through them though, there are SO MANY. I am so amazed at the number of people who sent stuff in to me to use. I really wasn't expecting so much participation! Y'all rock.

Thanks so much to everyone who wished me well and sent me good vibes yesterday. I went to the bar and I didn't have to wait at all to talk to someone. Then I ended up spending 40 or 45 minutes in there. I'll know by the start of next week if I'm going to get hired on or not. I think it went well though. Not just because of the amount of time I spent in there but because I just got a really good feeling about it. Here's hoping! Keep the good vibes coming too! I need a job something fierce. *Sigh*

Also, I hate when my friends and other people bitch about being "so broke" and then are like "Oh look at these cute shoes I got!" Or "Oh yay I got my nails done today!" Or "I went out to dinner and had the best burger, you have to go to this place and try it!" Or "The bartenders are this new club are so hot and curvaceous, you need to go hit it up and check it out!" Yeah, I would but I really am broke and can't afford stuff I actually need, let alone things like dinners out, new shoes, getting my hair or nails done and going out to clubs and bars. Not that I'm angry or bitter about it but I hate hearing about stuff they're doing and buying then listening to them complain about "how broke" they are. Quit buying shit you don't need and you'll have more money, lol. Of course if I say that, I'm just being "mean" or "bitter" or "hateful" or some shit like that. It's none of that. Seriously. Don't complain about being broke and then talk about all the money you spend on useless crap you don't really need. DUH.

Last week a lot of people did a Flaws HNT. The outcome, stories and pictures were totally amazing and inspiring. Today, some of those people are doing a "favorite body part" to counter the flaws post. I decided I would do that too. My lips are my favorite feature. =)


Now, come back Friday for the big picture post. Then instead of a Saturday Survey, I'll have Saturday Stripper Stories. The first SSS is going to be a flashback of a story I told a while back. I've gained a lot of new readers then so y'all missed the story and the pictures that go with it.

Happy Thursday y'all!

Wish me well!

I have a possible job prospect today. Wish me well! Good vibes & all
that stuff. I have a good feeling about things though. Hopeful hopeful
hopeful..... =)

If you sent pics for the picture post & I emailed you because you
didn't let me know how to credit & link to you... If I don't get a
response by tonight I'll just add them at a later date or just not use
them. I've only got two hold ups, lol. The other 120+ pics are already
loaded, credited, linked & waiting.

The movie Happy Feet is so cute. Even though I've seen it so many
times. I love it & it never fails to make me smile.

Happy Wednesday!