Survey time...

Saturday Sunday Survey
Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

What's something you just don't understand?
Drama and people's need for it.

What was the last store you went to?
Damn... Kroger (grocery store) probably.

What color is your cell phone?
Light blue. Bleh.

Who is your 7th text message from?
HP.

Are you dating them?
Nooope.

How long have you known them?
6 1/2 years.

Have you ever used an asthma inhaler?
I've used an inhaler but it wasn't for asthma.

Does the last person you kissed have any tattoos?
Yes. =)

If you could have one chore taken care of forever, what would it be?
LAUNDRY.

How often do you have sex?
Not often enough.

Do you have trust problems?
Yeah.

Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with the last person you texted?
Kissed, yes. Sex, never.

What's your relationship between you and the last person you had deep conversation with?
He's one of my closest friends.

When you walk passed a mirror do you stop and look at yourself?
Not usually.

Is there anybody who truly disgusts you?
Oh yeah.

You receive $50 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
As much as I'd like to blow it, I'd probably save it for help on a bill or for some groceries or something like that.

Is there anyone in your family that just annoys the living shit out of you?
Sure. Everyone has a relative or two like that. You can't get along with everyone, even if they are family.

Do you get drunk every weekend?
Contrary to popular belief, no, not at all.

If you woke up naked next to the last person that texted you what would your reaction be?
Oy. I'd be wondering how I go to the state they're in, what the fuck I was doing there, where my clothes went, wondering if I need to slap a bitch or not, etc random crazy thoughts of confusion and minor violence.

What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
"Kitten!" or I'd think of Foghat since he loves cats and sings the "meowmix" song on a regular basis, lol.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yeah, not in a long time though. With one of my exes, we used to sleep on the couch all the time because it was way more comfy than his futon even though there was less room.

Have you ever seen someone sleepwalk?
Actually, yes. YB does it and it always tripped me out when I saw him doing it.

If you were upset, who is the first female friend you'd go to?
Meh, I don't go to any girl friends when I'm upset. I don't have that many girl friends in the first place and I'm also not close enough with the ones I have to go to them for stuff like that. I don't go to a lot of people when I'm upset. There's a select few that I trust and feel comfortable enough with to let them see me that vulnerable.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
Of course. The only people I tone myself down around is family honestly.

Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now?
Nope.

Who would be a better president; Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?
Fuck, neither. I'd go with Alvin & the motherfucking Chipmunks over either of them.

Who would be a better president; Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love?
Fuck Courtney Love, not literally either, blech. Meh. Alvin & the motherfucking Chipmunks again me thinks.

Who would you rather have sex with; Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?
Celibacy for the win!

What would you do if flowers had to poop?
A shitting flower? Lol. Weird question. If it's a potted plant, just consider it fertilizer and keep the plant outside I guess. I dunno. I don't like flowers anyway.

Have you ever been negatively criticized about your sexual performance?
Nope.

Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
No. Apparently, one of my friends caught the Easter Bunny, spiced it up and roasted the poor rabbit. He's long since been devoured and digested. He's grass somewhere now possibly.

Do you have any typically assumed to be disgusting habits?
I'm sure someone would find one/some of my habits to be disgusting but whatever. =)

How is/are your New Years resolution[s] going?
I don't make them. Ever.

Do you enjoy busy mall shopping?
No. I hate shopping even when it's not busy.

Do you live near the ocean?
Not anymore. It was nice all the times I did live near the ocean though. Mmm, beaches.

How often do you shop online?
Rarely.

Have you ever had mononucleosis? Was it as bad as it sounds?
Nope, never had mono. *knocks on wood*

Would you ever date someone of a different ethnicity than you?
I have before.

Would you ever have sex with someone of a different ethnicity than you?
I have before.

When did you last buy new shoes? How many pairs do you own?
I got new shoes for Christmas. I have three pairs of shoes.

Happy Sunday.