Questions become answers & some Walt Whitman....

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Call the fire department, obviously.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?: Considering my best friend is a guy, I'd likely freak out a little bit.

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?: That urge happens at least once a day, every day.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?: Groceries, laundry detergent & Chick-fil-A.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?: Lost.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?: Neither, really.

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?: What friends list?

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?: When the hell was I pregnant? And when the hell did I have unprotected sex?

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?: Ah! Two at once? I think I'd know if I had been pregnant with two kids...

10. What are you craving right now?: Cream cheese.

11. What was the last thing you cried about?: My grandfather dying or just coping and missing him.

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?: Depends, sometimes I take it if I'm still standing there getting my stuff together or I tell them to keep it if I'm in a rush.

13. What color is your tissue box?: Blue.

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?: Yes. I'm sure there is but I'm not stopping it to check and see.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?: A wrong number, a collection agency looking for a dude named Nigel.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?: Doubtful.

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?: I have an answer for this but I'm going to pass on reliving that one. Just know it was terrifying man, terrifying.

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?: Nope.

19. What kind of car do you want?: Mini Cooper, Bugatti Veyron, Aston Martin Vanquish, 1967 Camaro, etc etc etc. I have a long list, lol.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?: Chicken fries or a burger but I don't hardly ever eat there.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?: No.

22. What color is your cell phone?: Black.

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?: Bong Water shots. And no, it wasn't actual bong water, just the name of the shot, ha.

24. Are you happy right now?: Hell yeah.

25. Who came over to your house last?: Mom and my two youngest siblings.

26. Do you drink beer?: Yeah. I usually go for liquor but sometimes I get in the mood for beer.

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?: No, I'm the oldest so they've never tried that one on me.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?: Car key, haha.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?: Black Swan.

30. What is in your pocket?: I'm wearing boxers so no pockets.

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?: Myself. I'm awesome like that.

32. Where do you hurt?: At the moment, no where.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?: Oh yeah. My boyfriend had made me a few. They're adorable.

34. What’s something fun you did today?: I'm doing this late Friday night so we'll say helping my younger brother find hockey gear was something fun. Also, playing Apples to Apples while having a few drinks was fun, too.

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?: I don't have one. Unless you want to count the DVD section, then that.

36. When is your birthday?: June 15th.

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?: Nope.

38. How many states in the US have you been to?: Uh, damn.... 10 for sure. Maybe more if you count a couple that were driven through.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?: Soy milk is what I prefer.

40. What are you going to do after this?: It's almost 3 AM so.... Schedule this to post, wash my face, play some Incubus and pass the hell out.

Happy Saturday!!!!!! :)
Have a good weekend, y'all!