Saturday Survey

Saturday Survey #91098
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Do you like the smell of Febreeze?
Yes. I don't think it's as awesome as the commercial makes it out to be but it smells nice.


The last time you had sex, who was on top?
Me.


Are any of your friends virgins?
I know three of my friends are but I think they're the only ones. The rest are dirty little people. =p


How much money's in your bank account?
Money? Huh? What's that? =p
Yeah, that little is in there, lol. Nosey ass survey questions.


Did you ever think that "lol" meant "lots of love"?
No, haha. It could stand for a lot of things though.
"lots of love", "lushes over losers", "lusty obnoxious louses", "lots of licking" and etc.


Do you even know what "FML" stands for?
I think it means "Fuck My Life" but I'm not sure. I just see it used and look at the context it gets used it and took a guess. It could also mean "Fuck Me Leisurely", "Fuck Me Longtime", "Fuck Me LasciviousLady" , "Fuck My Luck", "Fuck My LoserDickheadBoss" and etc.


If you are what you eat and you are the last thing you ate, what does that make you?
A juicy apple and creamy vanilla yogurt, lol.


Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Mostly, yes.


What movie did you last see in theaters?
Funny People.


Do you think if you died that your most recent ex would even care?
I don't care if he would care honestly. He wouldn't even know because he's not a part of my life in any way and I never talk to any of the mutual friends and acquaintances that we had.


Have you ever thought someone died when they really didn't?
No....


Would you rather be given flowers or chocolate?
Something I really like but if I have to pick one of those then I guess flowers since I don't care for chocolate.


Did you ever daydream about your knight in shining armor?
Nope, never. I was such a tomboy, lol.


Do you use the words "epic" or "legendary" every day or almost every day?
No, I don't hardly use either of those words. I'm not a moron, thanks. I got so annoyed with people I worked with in CA calling every cool little thing "fucking epic" or "fucking legendary" all the damn time. "Oooh man, this fry sauce is fucking legendary!" "Ahh man, these shoes are so epic!" Argh.


Do you remember who you had a crush on in the 4th grade?
I didn't have crushes in 4th grade. I played sports and play fought with boys. I did not have crushes though, lol.


What would you say if someone shouted at you that they wanted to give you free pills?
I'd probably just ignore them and keep on going.


Who is funnier, Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn?
Vince. I can't stand that other guy.


Who is sexier, Kate Hudson or Katherine Heigl?
Uh, Eva Mendes! She's so sexy to me. I don't think either K is sexy but I at least like some of the movies that Katherine Heigl is in.


Who is sexier, Gerard Butler or Hugh Jackman?
OMG. No fair because I think they're both so fucking sexy and they both have accents. And uh they both act well too which is why I like seeing their movies. ;)


Have you ever dated someone hot that you weren't mentally/emotionally attracted to?
No, why the hell would you do that? I'm not shallow enough for looks to be enough to date someone. I need substance. Which is why my boyfriend rocks. Cute, great personality and not an asshole. =D


Have you ever had sex in a friend's bed?
Yeah, lol. Well, more so on since the sheet and comforter didn't get pulled back. ;)


If you could change one thing right now, it would be?
I'd have a fucking real job already. I hate not working, I get bored. I don't see how people do it.


Have you ever gone on a date or had a relationship with the same sex?
Yes.


What position were you in the last time you had sex?
I was on top and I got myself into several positions while chilling up there.


Do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love?
Oh definitely. To elaborate more would make this a very long answer though, lol.


What do you think about sex before marriage?
Whatever works for you. Just BE SAFE. Only when you're ready to do it too. Don't let anyone force you into doing something you're not ready for. And BE SAFE.


Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
I've had them pierced. Sometimes I want them pierced again, sometimes I don't.


Will you/Did you cry at your wedding?
I doubt it.


Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Both, depends on my mood.


Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
Both, lol.


Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
Yeah. I should have let them in some instances, lol.


What's your middle name?
A pretty one... =o)


Ever kissed anyone named Anthony, David or Nate?
Anthony & David, yes. Nathaniel, yes but just Nate, no. I knew a guy whose name was just Nate too, not Nathan or Nathaniel or anything else, lol.


Ever kissed anyone named Jamie, Christy or Jessica?
Yes to all.


Do you take ecstasy?
Nope. The last time I took that I was 19 & I don't fuck around with shit like that anymore.


Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Yes. Dolphins too.


Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
No, lol.


Do you think that you have made a difference in some one's life?
Yeah, I've been told that a time or two. It feels good.


When was the last time you ate at Taco Bell?
Last week.


When was the last time you ate peach cobbler?
I don't eat peach cobbler. Ever.


Do you have a Louis Vuitton purse?
Nope. I don't have any clothing or accessory that's a fancy or expensive label honestly, lol.


Do you wear American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, GAP or Hollister?
Ew. No to all of the above, lol.


Do you write in cursive or print?
It's a mix of both, lol.


Is it possible for someone to like both Hollister and Hot Topic?
Sure. I don't know anyone that does but I don't see why it's not possible. People like what they like and if they can find something in both stores they dig, go for it.


How old were you when you got your first cell phone?
I don't even remember.


Do you have a friend named Ashley?
Indeed I do. She lives far away though.


Do you wear eyeliner?
Oh yes. I love eyeliner.


What accent do you like the most?
I loooove accents. Irish, Australian, Scottish, Italian and on and on.


Do you find graveyards scary?
No, not really. Creepy at times but mostly I'm fine with them. I even find some to be rather nice looking. Weird I know, lol.


Honestly - have you ever written something on a bathroom stall?
I don't think so. Shit though, I don't remember. Could have happened while really damn drunk.


Do you give or get advice more often?
Give give give.


What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
Lemon lime is rad. Some of the others are good too.


How do you feel about chocolate covered pretzels?
Dark chocolate covered only please.


Have you ever been cut off at the bar by the bartender?
Nope. =D


Have you ever thrown up in a bar from being too drunk?
Nope. I don't get vomit or get hungover from being too drunk.


Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone?
Once in a while yeah, lol.


Do sports confuse you?
NO! I love sports.


Could you go a day without music?
I COULD but I wouldn't want to.


Have you ever gone camping?
Not in such a long time.


Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?
Yes, Boyfriend has ink. =o)

Happy Saturday!!!!