Get your hands off of this glass, last call my ass....

I have a confession to make. Before Sunday, I had never eaten the Girl Scout cookies that so many of you rave about. The cookies that so many of you hunt down. The cookies you wait months for. Yes, I mean Thin Mints. My dad loves Thin Mints. LS loves Thin Mints too, which I didn't know. I remember Girl Scout cookies in the house but not in years. I didn't mess with any of them, as far as I remember, lol. I'm not a fan of minty things usually. All the recent ranting and raving in the blogosphere recently about Thin Mints left me wanting to try some of the damn things though. People going drastic measures for a few boxes of cookies. Some driving miles that also meant hours to get the cookies. I was curious what was so fantastic about some cookies that people would go to so much trouble over.

My mom came in Sunday afternoon with a few boxes of the cookies. Two boxes were Thin Mints. I said I wanted to try them. I did. Not bad. LS saw the box and charged into the kitchen, grabbing the box and then almost cuddling it as she ate some of the cookies.

I admit, they are pretty good. LS and mom informed me that LS and Dad like them best after they've been in the freezer. So I went to work and left the cookies in the freezer. Later on, long after they had spent hours in the freezer, I ate another. Then another 2 for good measure. They do taste better cold.

I admit, they are good. However, I don't think I'll find myself craving them like mad once they're gone. I'm not a big fan of chocolate (unless it's dark chocolate) and I like mint but I wasn't in glutton heaven with the cookies. I wasn't disappointed mind you but I was almost indifferent about them. While they are pretty tasty cookies, they just don't rock me the way they rock so many other people. I'll take a nice soft sugar cookie from Great American Cookie any day. Or perhaps a peanut butter cookie. Or even a shortbread cookie. Oh well, that just leaves more Thin Mints for the real fanatics in the world to get their fix of. ;)

The days left in my way until I see Boyfriend again are fewer and fewer. There's still a little more than a week but that's not bad at all. I'm excited. No, the days aren't creeping by slowly. I suppose if that's all I occupied my mind with, they probably would be. I have tons of other stuff that keeps my mind busy though so the days are passing as they normally do. This weekend flew by though. I believe that would be due to work being so busy so my shifts, while long, all went by quickly. Since I spend my weekends at work, my weekend went by quickly, lol. ;) I'm so looking forward to the time off from work too. Though, I'm not looking forward to it at the same time. I'm happy for the time off. The loss of hours equals loss of pay though so I'm a little worried about taking 5 days off from work but not too worried. I should be fine and it'll be worth it to spend a week with my love and friends and other family members. Yay. =)

VanillaCoke has a crazy scheme going that she thinks I need to be a part of. She wants to open a nightclub/pool hall/strip club/pizza parlor. She thinks it will be a hit. The first floor will be non-smoking with a dance floor, bar, comfy couches, comfy chairs and a sectioned off area that will have Dance Dance Revolution machines. The second level is the pizza parlor. Booths, tables and an ice cream bar. Serving pizza, soda, water and more booze if you're of age. Third level will be the pool hall. Pool tables, dart boards, a few video games, a jukebox and another bar. The fourth level is going to be the strip club. Oh and there's going to be a swimming pool and hot tub on the roof. With a sauna. Maybe one day it will even expand and have an "out back" section where there will be mini golf and a sand volleyball court. This is her dream establishment. Her goal now is to find herself a sugar daddy so she can obtain the money to build this monstrosity. She wants me to be the manager of the strip club portion and be in charge of hiring the girls. She also thinks Boyfriend should manage the pizza parlor portion since he used to work as a pizza delivery driver and did learn to make pizzas and stuff as well. She also thinks we all need to be on the look out for a potential sugar daddy for her so she can afford this grand dreams of hers. Now, I am slightly poking fun of her. You have to understand VanillaCoke though. Three months ago her big idea was a mall that had all the best shops and food places along with a small casino, a small scale circus and a petting zoo inside. Before that it was a movie theater with a laundry mat inside, you know, for those who wanted to catch a movie and do their laundry. ;) She always comes up with ideas to combine something fun with something useful. One day, she'll probably come up with something bad ass and get rich off of it.

I was thinking about posting some kind of nonsense Wednesday and then coming back later with a big fat APRIL FOOLS edit but meh, I'm not into it this year. I don't really get into it anyway. I mess with people enough the rest of the year, no need for a special day. Especially on one when they're looking out for it anyway. ;)

Happy Monday!

The sun will set for you...

Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker

If you want a really good cupcake, who do you go to so they can whip you up a batch?
The Car Girl! She makes the most bad ass cupcakes. They're so good, there has to be something illegal in them. Though, lemon cupcakes, Boyfriend does those pretty awesome. My mama makes good ones too.


When you look at someone, what is the first thing you notice?
Meh. Height or hair or how they're dressed. I dunno, it's never the same thing every single time, lol. Depends on what stands out about them to me I guess.

When was the last time you got a back massage?
In... I don't even know. Which means it's been too long. My back's killing me lately too, could really use one.


How many days per week do you spend at your job?
Five. Thursday through the weekend and on to Monday, then off Tuesday and Wednesday. Sometimes I work Tuesdays, when I can pick up an extra shift.


Are you over the age of 25?
Nope!


Do you discuss your financial status with anyone?
Boyfriend and a few friends. No one else asks, lol.


Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
*Sigh* Sort of but not really. It's not my secret to tell and it won't really hurt the person too much. I hope my friend does the right thing and comes clean though.


Where did you get your last bruise from?
Bruises-R-Us, they were having a sale. Oh, wait... No clue. I bruise easily. I wake up with new ones a couple times a week. I have some on my legs right now but no clue what happened, lol.


Did you see the movie Twilight?
Nope. Afraid not. I'm not in on all the hype about it.


Are there any songs that make you cry when you hear them?
Cry, no. There are plenty that make me feel so sad though.


Would you rather hangout with a group of girl friends or guy friends?
Guy friends. I don't often hang out with girls and when I do, it's definitely not in groups.


What weather conditions do you hate driving in most?
I hate when the roads are iced over. People freak out and get stupid.


Do you hate when people call you when you're sleeping?
I do if I haven't been asleep long, especially if it's not important, lol.


Would you ever date someone who thought they knew EVERYTHING?
Nope.


Have you ever told someone to their face they were ugly?
I've told people they were ugly on the inside to their face, lol. I don't remember if I've ever told someone they were physically ugly to their face but I doubt I have.


Do you go tanning?
Non.


When was the last time you used a walkie-talkie?
Umm... years ago, lol.


Do you enjoy taking walks?
Oh yes. =D Especially when I'm pissed off.


Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone?
I don't think so. I've had pictures taken of me while I was kissing someone though but it wasn't staged or planned, lol.


Are you someone who comes across as an asshole because you’re so honest?
I don't think the asshole vibe comes the fact that I'm not. I think it's more just because I tend to say things very bluntly instead of thinking of a nicer way to say things but yeah.


What is your opinion on no sex before marriage?
Lol. It's your choice. That's not for moi but whatever, if that's what you want to do, more power to you.


Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Yeah.


Would you push someone off a cliff if you had the chance?
Maybe. Depends on the person. ;)


Have you ever liked someone who did not like you back?
Of course. Who hasn't?


Would you ever work in a retirement home where everyone was 65 and older?
Hm. Maybe. I wouldn't rule it out. I admire and respect the elderly a great deal actually.


Could you ever picture yourself on a reality television show?
I have no interest in being on any reality show.


Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
Orange. I can't have a lot of apple juice, I have an allergic reaction some. Which pisses me off because I love apple juice.


Are you currently angry or upset about anything?
No and no.


Will you be up before 7 AM tomorrow morning? Why or why not?
Sunday? Nope! I work Saturday nights and don't get off work until around 2:20/2:30 AM. Then I'm home around 2:45/3 AM. Then I shower, start laundry and relax. Definitely not getting up at 7 AM or before it. I'll have barely been asleep by then, lol.


Have you spoken to your father today?
Yes I have. =)


What is bothering you right now?
Stupid things.


Are you ever asleep by 11 PM on a Saturday night?
I'm not even off work by 11 PM on Saturday night, lol. So no.


Are you afraid of death/dying?
I'm not afraid of it but I hate the thought of it. There's still so much I want to see and do so I'd hope I still have a long while to go.




Happy Saturday y'all!!

It hurts to be alone, in the cell I call my home...

I haven't done a Fuck You Friday post in a while and I feel like bitching about something so here we go.

You know something that seriously pisses me off? I have this neighbor, I will be calling her Cunt from now on if I write about her. She has a little kiddo, he's 5 or at the most, 6. I hate the way she talks to him. He rarely gets to come outside. If she comes outside and he follows, you know what me, everyone in my place and the rest of the neighborhood hears?

"GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE! DID I TELL YOUR STUPID ASS YOU COULD COME OUT HERE? GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE DUMB ASS!"

To a fucking 5 or 6 year old? Come on bitch. You can hear her in the mornings and early in the afternoon, screaming at her kids. Cussing them a blue streak. Calling them names. Screaming at them in a way that you shouldn't talk to anyone, let alone your young children. It's not my business how anyone raises their kids, I know. I wouldn't even know it went on if she didn't do it outside. Every fucking day. It pisses me off.

Really, I'd love to grab a branch off of a tree and swing it at her head like a baseball bat. I'd love to get in her face. I've been outside, either smoking or on my cell phone, a time or three when she's been out there ranting, cussing, screaming and name calling. I've stood there glaring at her and she's seen me. She stared me down the first time I was out there after she had pulled that shit and y'all have no idea how bad I was hoping she would say something to me as she stared me down. That would have been invitation enough for me to say something.

I don't care what kind of shit she has going on in her life. I wouldn't have a clue. All I know is she seems to be home all day and she likes to yell, cuss, call names and kick inanimate objects. I don't care what kind of problems she has in her life. I don't care if her life sucks. I don't care if she's had 23 pet cats die in the last year. I don't give a shit if the reason she's home all day is because she lost a job. I don't fucking care what her situation is. It doesn't give her an excuse to take anything out on a little kid. What can a 5 or 6 year old kid do against that? Nothing. It's not good to grow up and see that. It's bad for a child to grow up thinking that's how everyone acts. It's bad for a child to grow up being called a dumb ass, worthless, stupid, shithead and any and every other negative thing you can come up with like that.

I have a friend who has almost nothing to do with his mother now that he's older. He's 24 and hasn't seen his mom since he was 19 and moved out. She used to scream at him, call him vile names. She was verbally abusive and physically abusive. I will never forget the time I was at his house and she came in from work, pissed from the day she had and threw a glass at him. Then called him a cocksucker because he hadn't taken the trash out yet. Then went on to call him more names and bitch about how worthless he was. It wasn't the trash that was the issue. He was just what she took things out on and the trash was the excuse for her to go off on him. I always felt bad for him and rarely went over there. I never understood how he could just take it but he always said he was afraid it would be worse if he said or did anything. She often threw glasses, plates, mugs, remote controls and other objects she could grab and throw quickly when she was yelling at him, blowing off steam. She called him cocksucker, shithead, worthless, piece of shit, pathetic, waste of flesh and tons of other things. Now he's older and had some therapy and realizes he never did anything wrong to deserve anything she said and did to him. Now she wonders why he doesn't want anything to do with her. He hasn't seen her in 5 years and he only talks to her once a month. I remember when he was 21, he wanted to talk to her about the way she had treated him. She had laughed at him and told him to get over, she could have been worse. She told him to be happy that she hadn't been worse, to be happy that he didn't have it as bad as other kids did. So, he doesn't want to be around her now.

Why, as a parent, would you do that to your child? I don't understand parents who do that. Why would you even accept the responsibility of raising another life if you're just going to treat that life like shit? I don't understand why anyone would verbally or physically abuse a child. I really don't.

*Sigh* I don't expect anyone to explain this and make it make sense. Even if you can explain the reasons why people do these things (resentment, bitterness, anger and on and on...) I'm still not going to understand how they could take it out on a child. Though feel free to comment and let me know what you've got to say. I always love hearing opinions and insight from others.

Have a great weekend y'all.

Beautiful, so damn beautiful...

I went yesterday and got some movies. I purchased Igor. I wrote about that movie earlier in the month. I finally found it and was happy. I really didn't want to order it off the internet and have to pay shipping for just one movie. Of course, I probably would have if I hadn't found it but I digress. I also got Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. I took YB to see this when it was in theaters and I thought it was cute. I love animated movies. I also got Quantum of Solace. Yeah, I love Bond movies, sue me. Except don't really sue me, I'm poor. You don't want my shoes or an IOU and I wouldn't look good in jail garb. Anyway. The opening scene makes me cringe a little though. I love the action but they totally wreck an Aston Martin DBS. They wreck an Alfa Romeo too but the DBS makes me cringe a bit more. Such a sexy, sleek car. I love all the action sequences in the movie though and following the story line from movie to movie is nice. I saw QoS in theaters with Boyfriend back when it was out. I watched it last night after I got home and realized I'd forgotten about half the movie since seeing it in the theater, lol. I still enjoyed it though. Mmm.

Less than 2 weeks now until I get to see Boyfriend again! I can't wait. *big grin*

Anyway.... On to the Weirdness.

Wednesday Weirdness #48
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1.) What is your significant others worst habit?

Hmm. I'll go with smoking.


2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in?

This comfy black sweater I have. It is so soft and warm but also lightweight. It has long sleeves that are wide at the wrist and it has a particularly low neckline. I love it. Also, a pair of jeans that fit just right in all the right places can do that too. I love a good pair of jeans.


3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick?

Water and rum. I love rum and would hate to give it up, lol. Water is the best pick for staying hydrated though and I can't drink rum all the time. ;) Of course going without soy milk would suck, I fucking love cereal. Hmm. Rum or cereal? Oh what a tough call.


4.) What is your worst habit?

Does speaking without thinking count?


5.) Are you superstitious in any way?

Not really. At least, I can't think of anything right now.


6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc)

I hate shopping. Clothes shopping, shoe shopping, shopping for toiletries, blah blah blah. I hate shopping. Unless it's Barnes & Noble or Best Buy. In which case I like shopping at either of those places. And I actually don't mind grocery shopping. I'm not the super smiley shopper cruising the aisles just enjoying looking at every can and box but I'm not the scowling chick who wants to push her cart over everyone because she loathes the task of buying groceries, lol. I do hate grocery shopping when a store is busy though. Krogers being 24 hours is amazing. I like to late night grocery shop and avoid mass amount of those people things.


7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood?

POGS! Koosh Balls, dancing to the Macarena, American Gladiators, Gigapets, Skip-It, Simon, Hypercolor clothing and Schoolhouse Rock to name a few. I remember some other things too but fuck it, can't remember the names right now, lol. POGS were the shit. Me, 22 and one of our cousins used to collect the hell out of pogs and slammers and play that shit so much.

Happy Wednesday!

I wanna run through your wicked garden...

Who wants to see some pictures? Anyone? You? Cool.

Lets go back to St. Patrick's Day. I had to work. We got to dress up. I wore a little glittery cheap hat with my other accessories. One of the assistant managers was wearing this AWFUL green fuzzy light up terrible cowboy hat. I told her she looked like an idiot in it half way kidding, half way serious, so she put it on me to prove everyone looked dumb in it. Except I can rock almost any kind of hat and didn't look bad in it. Of course, that's subject to personal opinion. She thought it looked cute on me which made me want to take it right back off, lol. Other co-workers agreed it looked good. I even agreed. I look pretty spiffy in cowboy hats though, if I do say so myself. They just don't happen to go with my dark wardrobe. ;) Especially not a terrible fuzzy light up green one with a stupid tiara on the front of it. YUCK. I wore it a while just to be silly though. Then I went back to my round glittery number. ;) So I wanted a picture of me in the hideous hat but just couldn't bear to show my face off while showing that hate off, lol.



When I'm in the car, riding along with family and going to be in the car for an hour or longer, I have the tendency to use my camera phone and take shots of things as we pass by. It amuses me and sometimes I catch some cool stuff. We were driving down a two lane highway with lots of farm land on the right side of us. It was sunny but clouds kept getting in the way. I was bored and started taking pictures. This is one of the results.



Sometimes when I get bored at home, I grab my camera and go roam around outside looking for things to take pictures of. Sometimes, this happens at night too. I think this is one of my absolute favorite (that I've taken) pictures.



Now, I'm a sock whore. I love socks. I have tons of pairs. More than I really need but I don't care. Especially knee highs. The thing that rocks about socks is I don't have to look for a size. I see a pair I like, I pick them up, I'm done. No hassle. I think it's a good way to show off personality too. All of mine that are patterned or designed fit me. Hmm, most of them anyway. Here is my current favorite pair.



Next, are y'all ready for the mini snowman I made last Wednesday? Yeeeaah! After stomping around in the snow, falling down in it, getting my legs wet and having a snowball fight I decided I wanted to make a mini snowman. I did most of it but Little Sister jumped in and helped make it too. YB helped a little as well. Even 22 helped out by getting the sticks I used for arms. I think that was the first thing the 4 of us collectively did as siblings where no one argued about something, lol. Maybe. Hmm. Anyway, here he is. Ain't he cute? Of course he's a puddle now likely or just a pile of snow but I digress. He was cute. ;)

Last but not least... We went to the liquor store yesterday. Little Sister has been dying to try Molson Canadian beer (which by the way, was pretty good but more on that another day) and we finally found a store up here that carries it. They also carry a big shelf of miniature bottles. Bad for me. I love trying new things and I love an old favorite for 99 cents. So I got a few mini bottles. From left to right we have UV Cherry Vodka, Sailor Jerry Rum, Captain Morgan Tattoo, Cruzan Black Cherry Rum and Ty Ku. Sailor Jerry and Captain Morgan weren't new to me but the rest were. After trying the cherry vodka, I realized I still really don't like vodka much. The Cruzan was a little too sweet for me but wasn't bad. The Ty Ku fucking rocked for a fru fru type drink. It's a Sake and Asian vodka liqueur. You can't taste the vodka. It tastes fruity and clean. It was so yummy. I want to go back and get a bigger bottle, lol. It's an interesting little drink. I, being the nerd I am, had to do some research on it after drinking half the mini bottle and read several other links aside from the two I left here. It's not bad at all.

That does it for me today. If you want to see more pictures of snow, the sun, the moon, boobs, me, trees, shampoo, toilet paper or whatever else I feel like taking pictures of, check out my photostream on flickr. Oh, there's nothing with toilet paper on there. I haven't put any thought into doing a damn thing creative with that stuff and doubt I ever will. It just happened to pop in my mind as I was listing stuff off. ;)

Happy Tuesday y'all!

They got injections for the facial lines...

My new power cord came in over the weekend. Hooray! =) I could have updated before today but meh, I don't blog on the weekends, lol. My Saturday Survey is usually done on Thursday and just autoposts. ;)

I really wanted to post the picture of my mini snowman I built and the snow angel I made when I went with the family to play in some snow last Wednesday. Except my camera is still MIA so no snow angel picture. The camera made it home, just not too sure where it got up and walked away to once I sat it down on the dining table. It's annoying me though so it better walk right back into my possession sometime soon. I hate when things disappear on me, lol. The mini snowman picture is on my phone, I sent it to my email but here we are a half hour later and the damn thing isn't there. I'm tired of waiting. I'm sure it'll show up later so another day and I'll get to show off my pimp little snowman. ;)

Yesterday was a pretty good day. Nothing stressful or annoying before work. Work did suck though because it was rather slow and I didn't happen to work with any co-workers that I get along well with. And it was painfully slow, even for a Sunday night. Or, at least it felt that way.

I also did a wide variety of shopping yesterday too. Apples, carrot sticks, yogurt and such for my stomach. Eye shadow, mineral lip balm and face wash for my face so I can keep looking nice and keep things clean, lol. Then two bras, five pairs of undies, a new rockin' pair of jeans and a new pair of pajama bottoms. I hate shopping in general and I tend to wait until I can't wait anymore to buy new stuff. My jeans were in sad shape. I'm talking indecent to wear out in public almost, lol. So I definitely needed some new ones. I didn't have enough patience to look for more than one new pair though. I get bored and annoyed and tend to move on quickly when I'm shopping. Not my thing.

Then after work I chatted with Boyfriend for a while and messed around on my laptop for a while. Then I watched one of my favorite movies, The Dark Knight. I love that movie. So much. Lol. I forgot how effing long it is though. Actually it's not *that* long but I was tired and everything slows down and takes longer once you get tired and start feeling the want to sleep pulling at you.

Today I'm hoping I get to go out to lunch before work. Sometimes, I feel like I live at work. Which is weird because I also feel like I don't work enough hours and want to work more. I think the feeling of living there is from spending 5 to 6 nights a week there. The feeling of not working enough comes from my desire for 9 to 10 hour shifts instead of 6 to 8 hour shifts, lol. I really do like to work. I feel horribly unproductive and rather pathetic when I'm not working.

Last but not least lets have a musical Monday. ;) This is "Wasting My Time" by Default. I haven't heard this song in a long ass time. I used to love this band back when I first heard of them, shortly before they got some attention for this song. I dunno why but I was contemplating things and this song popped into my head on Saturday and it's been stuck there. It kind of fits in my own way. I love the way lyrics can be so subjective.



Happy Monday y'all!

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed...

Brought to you by: Amorous Rocker


Did you ever take ballet?
No. I played sports.


Have you ever mixed nail polish together to make another color?
Nope. My nail polish colors are limited to only a few shades. Bet you can't guess what my chosen shades are. ;)


Have you ever gone horseback riding?
Oh yes! I enjoy it.


Are you tall?
I wish I were taller. 5'7" is okay but I always wanted to be like 5'9" or 5'10".


Have you ever felt worthless?
Yes.

Do you take compliments well?
Meh kinda but not really.

Does your most recent ex hate you?
I would hope he's moved far enough on to not feel anything at all for me.


What's the last picture you received on your cell phone?
A picture of a big, long, slightly curved new deck that my friend and his dad just finished building in their backyard.

What? You were expecting something else? ;)


Do you know anyone that drinks?
I only know a few people that don't drink.


Do you get along with girls?
Not really.


What are some things your friends make fun of you for?
My big feet, my big boobs, the way I say certain words, my collection of toy penguins, that I sleep with one of those plush toy penguins, my fascination with serial killers, my Batman obsession, my eating habits, my love of Super Mario games... a lot of things, lol.


Are you keeping a secret right now?
Perhaps.


Do you know a guy named David or Dave?
A few. Most in real life, a couple in Blogdom.


Does your most recent ex have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I don't know, I don't talk to him or keep up with him at all.


Do you like competition?
Mmm yes. =)


Can you live without your cell phone?
I could but it would suck.


Do you open up to a lot of people?
In a lot of ways I'm really open. When it comes to my emotions, deeper personal thoughts and letting others actualy get close to me? I'm extremely guarded.


The last time you cried was when? Why?
Tuesday. Really, really bad day for me.


Who was the last person who shot a dirty look at you?
Probably someone at work? Hell if I know, I don't pay attention to that kind of bullshit often enough.


You drank 10 shots over a few hours, what would you be doing?
Laughing about things that aren't funny. Bouncing around like a drunk hyper person. Seeing pretty colors everywhere. Telling everyone what I love about them. Trying to molest my boyfriend, even if we're out in public.


Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I don't really care for either one of them in terms of movies. The only movies I like with Jolie is Gone In 60 Seconds and Girl, Interrupted. Unless I forgot one, lol. I don't have an opinion about them as people, I don't know them.


Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?
Nobel Prize.


Where was the very last place you went besides your house?
Work.


What was ONE and only ONE of your favorite toys as a child?
Sit-N-Spin and Legos. That's right, I picked TWO, not ONE and only ONE but TWO. So there.


Do you eat cookie dough? Have you ever gotten sick or died from eating cookie dough?
Yeah I've eaten it before. I've never gotten sick from it but I have died. Luckily the Pils Doughboy knows how to jump start ones heart. He brought me back to life. Thank you Doughboy, you are my hero.


What’s so great about Chris Daughtry?
No clue? Maybe he gives good head. *shrug*


Imagine you’re at your wedding, will you cry walking down the aisle? (Guys, will you be sweating bullets as you're standing at the front waiting for things to begin? Married people, were you crying or did you sweat bullets?)
No. I'll probably be scared as fuck and trying not to have a panic attack.


Look up, do you see a mirror? Is it big enough to show your full reflection or is it a small mirror?
No. Damn. We just took down all the mirrors hanging from the ceiling in the living room. Drat!


Have you ever gone into a public bathroom and had to hold your nose to pee because the smell from someone recently pooping in there was so awful?
Yes! If it's too bad, I turn back around and find another restroom to use. I HATE using public bathrooms though so if I'm in there in the first place, I probably need to pee really damn bad.


Do you depend on other things to put you to sleep (sleeping pills, a fan, radio, etc)?
I need complete darkness and some music. Well, the music isn't a must, I can do without it, lol. I just prefer it. The darkness thing I need, I can't sleep when there are lights.