Dude looks like a lady...

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Is there a television commercial for a food product that makes you want to go eat it right when you see it?
Okay, weird thing here. Those Hidden Valley Ranch commercials make me want ranch dressing so when I see those I want to go eat carrot sticks or something so I can have some ranch, lol.


Are you medicated right now?
I fucking wish! I need some allergy medicine something bad.


Do you blow dry your hair?
Mostly no. Only if I want to straighten it out or if it's cold out.


Can you see a stuffed animal from where you're sitting?
Nope, lol.


How old do people guess you are?
Usually between 17 and 20, even though I'll be 24 in a little less than a month now.


Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
Only one but we weren't friends in elementary school. We didn't become friends until we were teenagers, lol.


Would you rather have ice cream or cake for dessert?
Ice cream cake! If I can't have that, definitely ice cream. I looove love love ice cream.


Your best friend tells you they are pregnant... what's your reaction?
I take pictures and totally exploit my buddy because my best friend is a dude and if he's pregnant, I'm making some fucking money off of that shit.


Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
No fan and there wouldn't be dust if I had one.


What was the last voice mail you received about?
This chick from work asking me to work for her because she was "sick" and needed someone to take her shift. Which oddly enough, she had complained two days prior saying she didn't want to work that night. Funny how they always get sick so conveniently. ;)


What has been your most embarrassing moment so far?
The day I was born. I was in a room full of people I don't know totally naked, crying my head off and covered in goop. Talk about embarrassing.... ;)


Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
Right here, typing this shit out. My heart's still chillin' inside me. I don't think it would be such a hot idea to go pulling it out and handing it to anyone. The whole dying from a gaping hole in my chest isn't appealing. Plus, talk about a lousy gift


When you're in the shower about to wash your hair, do you put shampoo in your left or right hand?
Depends on which hand I pick the bottle up with.


Have you ever been leaning in a chair, leaned back too far and toppled over?
Not that I can remember. I don't lean back in chairs that can topple over though, lol.


What does your last text message from a girl say?
Normally I would not answer this question but since my cell is sitting right here.... "I'm going to crash out now sexy girl, text me tomorrow and let me know how the rest of your boring work night goes lol" -from The Evil Mistress


What was the last song you sang out loud?
One of the songs from Pirates of the Caribbean, lol.


Did you see anyone yesterday that you wish you hadn't?
Yeah some annoying ass customers and some lazy, annoying co-workers.


Have you seen the last guy you got a text from naked?
Yes, yes I have, haha. ;)


Your ex runs into you and hugs you, what do you do?
Junk-punch him all up in his man business.


Be honest, did you watch the Hannah Montana Movie?
FUCK NO.


What is the best thing about your job?
Uh... I get a paycheck twice a month. That's my favorite thing about it.


Have you ever had a real life stalker?
Yes. That shit sucks.


Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
Me? Sober at a party? *chuckles*


Name one band that is still together that you've always wanted to see perform live but probably never will?
Aerosmith.


What movie did you watch last?
Mrs. Doubtfire. It was on HBO Family and nothing else was on. Plus, I always crack up when Robin Williams sets his tits on fire, bwa ha ha.