If sex is the drug, what is the cost..

Golden raspberries are so fucking yummy. I wish you could get them all year long.

I'm happy about something. I'm giving the Ella from yesterday's review away to a good home. No, I'm not having a contest. I already have it worked out who she's going to. Hopefully the lady who is getting Ella will enjoy it more than I did. =)

The blog title has nothing to do with the post. It's a lyric from a song by Papa Roach that I have stuck in my had. Won't you be sad if you clicked here to read something sexy. No matter. There's enough smut on the web, far better than what I'd write anyway. Yuh. Though, I'm totally posting the video now. Uh, don't watch it while you're at work. There's some language and some people getting whipped and some other stuff. There's your warning.



I love going to the post office early in the morning because almost no one else is there. No rude ass people, aside from the ones that work there, to deal with. No long lines. No listening to kids screaming. No gaggle of people all chirping into their phones about various things while standing in line. It's nice, quiet and you're done in minutes. Kick. Ass.

One of my best friends pestered me for weeks to watch the show Modern Family. I ignored her because honestly, I don't watch a lot of TV because I think most of the shit that comes on is crap. Though, I never watch any of it so I don't have much to go off of aside from my general disinterest in TV. I finally gave in and watched an episode to shut her up because she agreed to stop pestering me about it if I'd watch one episode. She loves the show and knowing me as well as she does, somehow knew I would totally dig it if I'd just watch. I figure she watches a hundred shows and never tries to get me into any of them because she knows me and knows I wouldn't really like most of them anyway. She was right. I love that show.

Now, a short little question session. Got a question you want to ask me? Leave it in the comments or send me an email.

Could you handle living together with the last person who sent you a text message?
The last text I got was from my boyfriend. I live with him already and we have yet to kill each other. So, yes.

Do you think you could be with someone for over four years?
Actually... The Boyfriend and I will be celebrating the 4 year anniversary in May. (Oh my gosh. HOLY FUCK!)

Does anything on your body hurt?
My lower back and my right thigh.

Do you prefer pudding or ice cream?
Ice cream, definitely.

You're thinking about zombies right now, aren't you?
Nope. Not even after reading this question. You can't break the concentration I got going on, fools.

At what age do you want to have your first child?
Never. I don't want kids.

Do you usually tell people when you’re mad at them?
Yes. I've got a bad temper so it's not too hard to tell.

Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I already do.

Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
Every year. =)

When was the last time you had an alcoholic beverage?
Friday night. Beer and Jack and Coke.

Are you a patient person?
Not so much but I've gotten better!

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
LOUD!

Happy Wednesday!