I don't eat butterflies. Saturday Survey.

If you married the person you last called, what would your last name be?
Ortiz.


What did you do Saturday night?
Saturday night would be tonight. I'll be at work from 6 pm until 2:30 AM or later.


Is eye contact awkward?
Rarely. I love eye contact


Would you be a real life pirate back in the old days if you could?
In theory, I say yes because it would be interesting and in part fun. Realistically, fuck no. I like to shower daily and wear clean clothes every day way too much for that shit.


Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
Yes. I have those every single day.


Do you collect porcelain dolls? Would you ever?
No and no. Those things creep me the fuck out. They're so odd to me, lol.


Do you enjoy going to Haunted Houses?
Love it! If you go to one that is actually good that is. Most of them are lame as hell plus I don't scare easy and end up more amused than anything. Very laughable and you can see most everything coming. There are some good ones though. Those, I love. :D


What is one thing you would love to happen today?
My 8 and 1/2 hours at work to fly by quickly tonight. That and to make some good money while at work. :)


Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I don't know. I've never thought about it. Probably so though. I'd try, lol.


Would you ever work as a waitress, bartender or other food service worker?
I do.


What bill do you hate paying the most?​
Any bill, lol.


Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
A what? I don't do romantic honestly. I suppose usually when my boyfriend tries to be romantic, it's lost on me.


Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Nope, not at all.


What do you really want to be doing right now?
Laying in bed, relaxing with my iPod and a good book while wearing comfy pajama bottoms and an oversize t-shirt.


What are your thoughts on gas prices currently?​
For now, fucking awesome because it's $2.53 and last week I was paying $3.29.


Favorite lunch meat?​
Turkey and chicken but only by a couple brands will I eat it and it has to be freshly cut in the deli. I can't eat the pre-packaged junk. I am sooo picky about lunch meat.


Gray's Anatomy or Desperate Housewives​?​
Uh... read a book? Lol.


What famous LIVING actor would you like to have dinner with?
Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken, Josh Lucas, Edward Norton, Hugh Laurie, Denzel Washington or Jason Statham. Or maybe Christian Slater if I get to bring a friend along with me. Or Jamie Foxx if I can let a friend go for me. ;)


What is the last book you read?​
I'm flipping back and forth between reading "Insomnia" by Stephen King and "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil" by John Berendt.


Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I don't eat butterflies.


What noises do you currently hear?
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. My sister adjusting in her chair. The washing machine on spin cycle. The boys playing video games upstairs.


Do you know anyone who is currently in jail right now?
I think he's out now... *shrug*


Do you know someone who cries to get what they want?
Yes. I'd like to punch her in the face every time her big alligator tears start falling.


Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth​?​
Work, outdoors, at a concert, during a baseball game, lol.


At this point​ in your life would​ you rathe​r start​ a new caree​r or a new relationship?​
Career! I'm happy with my current boyfriend and wouldn't trade him for anyone. I'm good with all my friends and family too. So yes, definitely career!

HAPPY SATURDAY!!!! :)